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Blasphemist @blasphemistdotcom.bsky.social · 23m

"GoodFellas" masterfully weaves a tale of ambition and betrayal, showcasing a meticulous script that captures the intricacies of mob life without revealing key plot twists. A cinematic classic.
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GoodFellas (1990) - Blasphemist

Overview The true story of Henry Hill, a half-Irish, half-Sicilian Brooklyn kid who is adopted by neighbourhood gangsters at an early age and climbs the ranks of a Mafia family under the guidance of Jimmy Conway. Verdict Blasphemy Rating: Highly blasphemous Based on 12 blasphemy instances. Profan…

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Blasphemist @blasphemistdotcom.bsky.social · 3h

"August (2008) offers a nuanced exploration of ambition and relationships against a backdrop of financial turmoil, skillfully quantifying the emotional weight of its script without revealing key plot points."
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August (2008) - Blasphemist

Overview Gianni is a middle-aged man living in Rome with his imposing and demanding elderly mother. His only outlet from her and the increasing debt into which they are sinking, are the increasingly frequent quiet sessions at the local tavern. As an Oriental saying goes, ‘Moments of crisis …

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Blasphemist @blasphemistdotcom.bsky.social · 3h

"Boris and Natasha" (1992) delivers a whimsical take on classic characters, blending humor and adventure. We quantify the script’s charm and quirks without revealing any key plot points.
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Boris and Natasha (1992) - Blasphemist

Overview Sent by Fearless Leader to America to find an important microchip, dastardly Pottsylvanian spies Boris Badenov and Natasha Fatale begin questioning who they’re working for and why. Verdict Blasphemy Rating: Some blasphemy Based on 3 blasphemy instances. Profanity Rating: Lots of pr…

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Blasphemist @blasphemistdotcom.bsky.social · 3h

"Deadpool 2 delivers a chaotic blend of humor and action, maintaining its edgy charm while we track its blasphemy and profanity counts throughout the wild ride."
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Deadpool 2 (2018) – Blasphemist

"Deadpool 2 delivers a chaotic blend of humor and action, maintaining its edgy charm while we track its blasphemy and profanity counts throughout the wild ride." https://www.blasphemist.com/2025/10/22/deadpool-2-2018/

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Blasphemist @blasphemistdotcom.bsky.social · 3h

"Hi, Mom! (1970) delivers a bold mix of satire and social commentary, skillfully quantifying its themes through sharp dialogue and engaging visuals, all without revealing key plot twists."
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Hi, Mom! (1970) – Blasphemist

"Hi, Mom! (1970) delivers a bold mix of satire and social commentary, skillfully quantifying its themes through sharp dialogue and engaging visuals, all without revealing key plot twists." https://www.blasphemist.com/2025/10/22/hi-mom-1970/

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Blasphemist @blasphemistdotcom.bsky.social · 3h

"Predators (2010) delivers intense action and suspense, but be prepared for a notable count of blasphemy and profanity that adds to its gritty atmosphere."
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Predators (2010) – Blasphemist

"Predators (2010) delivers intense action and suspense, but be prepared for a notable count of blasphemy and profanity that adds to its gritty atmosphere." https://www.blasphemist.com/2025/10/24/predators-2010/

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Blasphemist @blasphemistdotcom.bsky.social · 3h

"Spaceballs" (1987) cleverly parodies the sci-fi genre, blending humor and satire in a way that quantifies its comedic brilliance without revealing key plot twists. A must-watch for fans of clever comedy.
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Spaceballs (1987) – Blasphemist

"Spaceballs" (1987) cleverly parodies the sci-fi genre, blending humor and satire in a way that quantifies its comedic brilliance without revealing key plot twists. A must-watch for fans of clever comedy. https://www.blasphemist.com/2025/10/24/spaceballs-1987/

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Blasphemist @blasphemistdotcom.bsky.social · 3h

"Sergio Leone: The Italian Who Invented America (2022) explores the filmmaker's profound impact on American cinema, quantifying the artistry and themes woven into his i…
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Sergio Leone: The Italian Who Invented America (2022) – Blasphemist

"Sergio Leone: The Italian Who Invented America (2022) explores the filmmaker's profound impact on American cinema, quantifying the artistry and themes woven into his i… https://www.blasphemist.com/2025/10/22/sergio-leone-the-italian-who-invented-america-2022/

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Blasphemist @blasphemistdotcom.bsky.social · 3h

"Meet the Parents" (2000) blends humor and tension as a man navigates the challenges of impressing his future in-laws, showcasing a clever script filled with relatable family dynamics.
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Meet the Parents (2000) – Blasphemist

"Meet the Parents" (2000) blends humor and tension as a man navigates the challenges of impressing his future in-laws, showcasing a clever script filled with relatable family dynamics. https://www.blasphemist.com/2025/10/22/meet-the-parents-2000-2/

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Blasphemist @blasphemistdotcom.bsky.social · 3h

"Mistress" (1992) offers a glimpse into the chaotic world of Hollywood with sharp wit and a dose of reality. We track its blasphemy and profanity counts, adding depth to the film's edgy humor.
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Mistress (1992) – Blasphemist

"Mistress" (1992) offers a glimpse into the chaotic world of Hollywood with sharp wit and a dose of reality. We track its blasphemy and profanity counts, adding depth to the film's edgy humor. https://www.blasphemist.com/2025/10/22/mistress-1992/

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Blasphemist @blasphemistdotcom.bsky.social · 3h

"Rookie of the Year" offers a nostalgic blend of humor and heart, capturing the magic of youth in baseball. Our review tracks the film's blasphemy and profanity counts for a comprehensive look.
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Rookie of the Year (1993) – Blasphemist

"Rookie of the Year" offers a nostalgic blend of humor and heart, capturing the magic of youth in baseball. Our review tracks the film's blasphemy and profanity counts for a comprehensive look. https://www.blasphemist.com/2025/10/24/rookie-of-the-year-1993/

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Blasphemist @blasphemistdotcom.bsky.social · 3h

"Year of the Dog (2007) explores the complexities of love and loss through a unique lens, quantifying the emotional weight of its script while delivering a thought-provoking narrative."
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Year of the Dog (2007) – Blasphemist

"Year of the Dog (2007) explores the complexities of love and loss through a unique lens, quantifying the emotional weight of its script while delivering a thought-provoking narrative." https://www.blasphemist.com/2025/10/22/year-of-the-dog-2007/

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Blasphemist @blasphemistdotcom.bsky.social · 3h

"Meg 2: The Trench" dives deeper into thrilling underwater adventures, blending suspense with action as we quantify its script's twists and turns without revealing any spoilers.
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Meg 2: The Trench (2023) – Blasphemist

"Meg 2: The Trench" dives deeper into thrilling underwater adventures, blending suspense with action as we quantify its script's twists and turns without revealing any spoilers. https://www.blasphemist.com/2025/10/22/meg-2-the-trench-2023/

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Blasphemist @blasphemistdotcom.bsky.social · 3h

"Once Upon a Deadpool" cleverly reimagines the original with a family-friendly twist, but its blasphemy and profanity counts remind us that the humor remains sharp and irreverent.
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Once Upon a Deadpool (2018) – Blasphemist

"Once Upon a Deadpool" cleverly reimagines the original with a family-friendly twist, but its blasphemy and profanity counts remind us that the humor remains sharp and irreverent. https://www.blasphemist.com/2025/10/22/once-upon-a-deadpool-2018/

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Blasphemist @blasphemistdotcom.bsky.social · 3h

"Six Days Seven Nights" offers a blend of adventure and romance, showcasing witty dialogue and character dynamics that propel the plot, all while navigating the challenges of survival on a des…
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Six Days Seven Nights (1998) – Blasphemist

"Six Days Seven Nights" offers a blend of adventure and romance, showcasing witty dialogue and character dynamics that propel the plot, all while navigating the challenges of survival on a des… https://www.blasphemist.com/2025/10/22/six-days-seven-nights-1998/

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Blasphemist @blasphemistdotcom.bsky.social · 3h

"Loaded (1994) offers a gritty exploration of ambition and desperation, skillfully quantifying the script's themes without revealing key plot twists. A thought-provoking watch for fans of character-driven na…
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Loaded (1994) – Blasphemist

"Loaded (1994) offers a gritty exploration of ambition and desperation, skillfully quantifying the script's themes without revealing key plot twists. A thought-provoking watch for fans of character-driven na… https://www.blasphemist.com/2025/10/24/loaded-1994/

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Blasphemist @blasphemistdotcom.bsky.social · 3h

"Summer Rental" (1985) delivers a nostalgic blend of comedy and chaos, while we track its blasphemy and profanity counts for a deeper look at its humor. A fun summer escape with some unexpected twists.
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Summer Rental (1985) – Blasphemist

"Summer Rental" (1985) delivers a nostalgic blend of comedy and chaos, while we track its blasphemy and profanity counts for a deeper look at its humor. A fun summer escape with some unexpected twists. https://www.blasphemist.com/2025/10/24/summer-rental-1985/

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Blasphemist @blasphemistdotcom.bsky.social · 3h

"Crazy, Not Insane" offers a gripping exploration of the minds behind violent crime, while we track its notable blasphemy and profanity counts throughout this compelling documentary.
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Crazy, Not Insane (2020) – Blasphemist

"Crazy, Not Insane" offers a gripping exploration of the minds behind violent crime, while we track its notable blasphemy and profanity counts throughout this compelling documentary. https://www.blasphemist.com/2025/10/22/crazy-not-insane-2020/

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Blasphemist @blasphemistdotcom.bsky.social · 4h

"Gotti" (2018) offers a glimpse into the life of mobster John Gotti, blending biographical drama with a stylish portrayal of crime and consequence, while we quantify the script's strengths and weaknesses with…
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Gotti (2018) – Blasphemist

"Gotti" (2018) offers a glimpse into the life of mobster John Gotti, blending biographical drama with a stylish portrayal of crime and consequence, while we quantify the script's strengths and weaknesses with… https://www.blasphemist.com/2025/10/21/gotti-2018/

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Blasphemist @blasphemistdotcom.bsky.social · 4h

"Contact" (1992) explores humanity’s quest for connection beyond the stars, blending science and philosophy in a tightly woven narrative that captivates without revealing its key twists.
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Contact (1992) – Blasphemist

"Contact" (1992) explores humanity’s quest for connection beyond the stars, blending science and philosophy in a tightly woven narrative that captivates without revealing its key twists. https://www.blasphemist.com/2025/10/21/contact-1992/

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Blasphemist @blasphemistdotcom.bsky.social · 4h

"Good Deeds" (2012) explores themes of ambition and compassion, featuring a nuanced performance by Tyler Perry. Our review tracks the film's blasphemy and profanity counts for a comprehensive analysis.
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Good Deeds (2012) – Blasphemist

"Good Deeds" (2012) explores themes of ambition and compassion, featuring a nuanced performance by Tyler Perry. Our review tracks the film's blasphemy and profanity counts for a comprehensive analysis. https://www.blasphemist.com/2025/10/24/good-deeds-2012/

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Blasphemist @blasphemistdotcom.bsky.social · 4h

"Where the Wild Things Are" captures the essence of childhood wonder while navigating darker themes. Our review tracks blasphemy and profanity counts in this visually stunning adaptation.
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Where the Wild Things Are (2009) – Blasphemist

"Where the Wild Things Are" captures the essence of childhood wonder while navigating darker themes. Our review tracks blasphemy and profanity counts in this visually stunning adaptation. https://www.blasphemist.com/2025/10/22/where-the-wild-things-are-2009/

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Blasphemist @blasphemistdotcom.bsky.social · 4h

"Blade" delivers a gritty blend of action and horror, with a compelling performance at its core. Our review tracks the film's blasphemy and profanity counts, adding depth to its dark themes.
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Blade – Blasphemist

"Blade" delivers a gritty blend of action and horror, with a compelling performance at its core. Our review tracks the film's blasphemy and profanity counts, adding depth to its dark themes. https://www.blasphemist.com/2025/10/24/blade/

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Blasphemist @blasphemistdotcom.bsky.social · 4h

"A River Runs Through It" beautifully intertwines family and nature, showcasing stunning visuals and poignant storytelling, while our review notes its minimal blasphemy and profanity for a…
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A River Runs Through It (1992) – Blasphemist

"A River Runs Through It" beautifully intertwines family and nature, showcasing stunning visuals and poignant storytelling, while our review notes its minimal blasphemy and profanity for a… https://www.blasphemist.com/2025/10/21/a-river-runs-through-it-1992-2/

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Blasphemist @blasphemistdotcom.bsky.social · 4h

"Kalifornia" (1993) offers a gripping exploration of dark themes and complex characters, with notable blasphemy and profanity counts that enhance its raw intensity. A thought-provoking watch.
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Kalifornia (1993) – Blasphemist

"Kalifornia" (1993) offers a gripping exploration of dark themes and complex characters, with notable blasphemy and profanity counts that enhance its raw intensity. A thought-provoking watch. https://www.blasphemist.com/2025/10/21/kalifornia-1993/

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