Blake Wexler
@blakewexler.bsky.social
Wexcellent stand-up comedian seen on Comedy Central & ABC, heard on The Daily Zeitgeist.
🤪 Come see me live and watch my hour special “Daddy Long Legs” for free on YouTube: https://linktr.ee/blakewexler
🤪 Come see me live and watch my hour special “Daddy Long Legs” for free on YouTube: https://linktr.ee/blakewexler
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🚨Big Boy Show🚨
January 16, 2026 I’m headlining NYC for the first time!
Littlefield is one of the best venues in Brooklyn, where my dad was born, which makes me half-Brooklyn by birth.
If you’re going to see me this year, this is the one.
🎫 on sale now: www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
January 16, 2026 I’m headlining NYC for the first time!
Littlefield is one of the best venues in Brooklyn, where my dad was born, which makes me half-Brooklyn by birth.
If you’re going to see me this year, this is the one.
🎫 on sale now: www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
Oh my God Chicago! On December 7th for the first time I’m headlining one of the best places on earth at the legendary Lincoln Lodge.
Last time I was in Chicago I had yet to fully grow into my body (see photos), and for that I am very, very sorry.
Tix are on sale now. I can’t wait to see you.
Last time I was in Chicago I had yet to fully grow into my body (see photos), and for that I am very, very sorry.
Tix are on sale now. I can’t wait to see you.
November 18, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Oh my God Chicago! On December 7th for the first time I’m headlining one of the best places on earth at the legendary Lincoln Lodge.
Last time I was in Chicago I had yet to fully grow into my body (see photos), and for that I am very, very sorry.
Tix are on sale now. I can’t wait to see you.
Last time I was in Chicago I had yet to fully grow into my body (see photos), and for that I am very, very sorry.
Tix are on sale now. I can’t wait to see you.
The Eagles have officially flown into my marriage 🦅
November 13, 2025 at 2:53 PM
The Eagles have officially flown into my marriage 🦅
Last night I accidentally hit “cook” instead of “timer” and was so lazy that I microwaved nothing for 12 minutes
November 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Last night I accidentally hit “cook” instead of “timer” and was so lazy that I microwaved nothing for 12 minutes
🚨Big Boy Show🚨
January 16, 2026 I’m headlining NYC for the first time!
Littlefield is one of the best venues in Brooklyn, where my dad was born, which makes me half-Brooklyn by birth.
If you’re going to see me this year, this is the one.
🎫 on sale now: www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
January 16, 2026 I’m headlining NYC for the first time!
Littlefield is one of the best venues in Brooklyn, where my dad was born, which makes me half-Brooklyn by birth.
If you’re going to see me this year, this is the one.
🎫 on sale now: www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 PM
🚨Big Boy Show🚨
January 16, 2026 I’m headlining NYC for the first time!
Littlefield is one of the best venues in Brooklyn, where my dad was born, which makes me half-Brooklyn by birth.
If you’re going to see me this year, this is the one.
🎫 on sale now: www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
January 16, 2026 I’m headlining NYC for the first time!
Littlefield is one of the best venues in Brooklyn, where my dad was born, which makes me half-Brooklyn by birth.
If you’re going to see me this year, this is the one.
🎫 on sale now: www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
Boston! I am now a married man, but this Friday November 7th I return to the place where I became a bachelor of science.
Though I’m extremely proud of my contributions to the scientific community, this Friday is all about the art of stand up comedy.
🎟️ here! www.eventbrite.com/e/hideout-co...
Though I’m extremely proud of my contributions to the scientific community, this Friday is all about the art of stand up comedy.
🎟️ here! www.eventbrite.com/e/hideout-co...
November 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Boston! I am now a married man, but this Friday November 7th I return to the place where I became a bachelor of science.
Though I’m extremely proud of my contributions to the scientific community, this Friday is all about the art of stand up comedy.
🎟️ here! www.eventbrite.com/e/hideout-co...
Though I’m extremely proud of my contributions to the scientific community, this Friday is all about the art of stand up comedy.
🎟️ here! www.eventbrite.com/e/hideout-co...
The walk of a shame hits a little harder when you’re still wearing ghoul makeup
November 1, 2025 at 3:19 PM
The walk of a shame hits a little harder when you’re still wearing ghoul makeup
🎟️ Boston next week! www.eventbrite.com/e/hideout-co...
🎟️ Chicago next month! www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
🎟️ Brooklyn soon! www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
🎟️ Chicago next month! www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
🎟️ Brooklyn soon! www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
It’s time to let the rat out of the nest!
Come see my new hour in these places:
10/18 Jersey City
11/7 Boston
12/7 Chicago
1/16 Brooklyn
1/31 Bethlehem
3/20 Minneapolis
More info and 🎟️ in my bio!
Come see my new hour in these places:
10/18 Jersey City
11/7 Boston
12/7 Chicago
1/16 Brooklyn
1/31 Bethlehem
3/20 Minneapolis
More info and 🎟️ in my bio!
October 29, 2025 at 12:19 PM
🎟️ Boston next week! www.eventbrite.com/e/hideout-co...
🎟️ Chicago next month! www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
🎟️ Brooklyn soon! www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
🎟️ Chicago next month! www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
🎟️ Brooklyn soon! www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
Why would you ever choose trick
October 28, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Why would you ever choose trick
I’m by no means a financial expert, but my income has increased dramatically ever since I started saying “put her there!” whenever I shake a person’s hand.
October 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I’m by no means a financial expert, but my income has increased dramatically ever since I started saying “put her there!” whenever I shake a person’s hand.
Wait grocery stores have bars in them now?
October 23, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Wait grocery stores have bars in them now?
No joke I have the exact same hips and ass as this tree
October 20, 2025 at 2:28 PM
No joke I have the exact same hips and ass as this tree
Now that’s one fuckable truck
October 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Now that’s one fuckable truck
This is still the most romantic thing that’s ever been done
October 16, 2025 at 2:59 PM
This is still the most romantic thing that’s ever been done
It’s time to let the rat out of the nest!
Come see my new hour in these places:
10/18 Jersey City
11/7 Boston
12/7 Chicago
1/16 Brooklyn
1/31 Bethlehem
3/20 Minneapolis
More info and 🎟️ in my bio!
Come see my new hour in these places:
10/18 Jersey City
11/7 Boston
12/7 Chicago
1/16 Brooklyn
1/31 Bethlehem
3/20 Minneapolis
More info and 🎟️ in my bio!
October 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
It’s time to let the rat out of the nest!
Come see my new hour in these places:
10/18 Jersey City
11/7 Boston
12/7 Chicago
1/16 Brooklyn
1/31 Bethlehem
3/20 Minneapolis
More info and 🎟️ in my bio!
Come see my new hour in these places:
10/18 Jersey City
11/7 Boston
12/7 Chicago
1/16 Brooklyn
1/31 Bethlehem
3/20 Minneapolis
More info and 🎟️ in my bio!
Dog photographers are a rare breed
October 9, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Dog photographers are a rare breed
My dad is 126 years old
October 7, 2025 at 3:02 PM
My dad is 126 years old
Please, call me Blake. Daddy Balboa is my father’s name.
September 30, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Please, call me Blake. Daddy Balboa is my father’s name.
Sometimes I do this thing on planes (that no one has ever laughed at) where I offer to help men who are very clearly stronger than I am put their bags in the overhead compartment
September 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Sometimes I do this thing on planes (that no one has ever laughed at) where I offer to help men who are very clearly stronger than I am put their bags in the overhead compartment
I always love romping around in Asheville, come join me this Saturday 9/27 and get tix here!! 🎟️ www.eventbrite.com/e/modelface-...
September 26, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I always love romping around in Asheville, come join me this Saturday 9/27 and get tix here!! 🎟️ www.eventbrite.com/e/modelface-...
Probably should’ve gone with a Tylenol review instead
September 25, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Probably should’ve gone with a Tylenol review instead
I swear to god if I miss one more fucking rapture
September 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I swear to god if I miss one more fucking rapture
Welcome to Mouse Uber.
September 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Welcome to Mouse Uber.
Total team effort today, but it starts with these three
September 22, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Total team effort today, but it starts with these three
Nothing better than an NFL Sunday in my favorite chair
September 21, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Nothing better than an NFL Sunday in my favorite chair