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Black Valkyrie
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In service of gods
In honor of none
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After long negotiation, we made a compromise to build the torment nexus ensuring it is only used on “them”
December 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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These are the people who are willing to go on the record.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
December 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
The concept of sleep slipped from my mind the moment I glanced that picture, never again will I be able to invite the soft caress of slumber
Wild photo choice from Vanity Fair with this extreme close-up of Karoline Leavitt. Earlier this year, people criticized her thin lips. Now VF is showing us a photo where you can see obvious lip filler injection sites. Lol. www.instagram.com/p/DSUsOvHDpH...
December 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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I am losing my mind

DO ANY OF THESE JOURNALISTS KNOW THAT VENEZUELA IS NOT ON THE PACIFIC

THAT THE CARIBBEAN SEA DOES NOT TOUCH THE PACIFIC

THAT IN FACT THIS IS WHAT THE PANAMA CANAL WAS BUILT FOR

WTF IS THE EASTERN PACIFIC

PLEASE LOOK AT A MAP
December 16, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Coming home
December 16, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Incredible things happening at the billionaire factory, or what we call the divided states
December 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Half of this platform is held together by decades old Simpsons jokes
December 15, 2025 at 8:28 PM
If you have to ask “how does x keep happening at most school shootings” your society has already taken quite a few wrong turns and x might not be the problem.
December 14, 2025 at 8:26 AM
“His hands have fallen off because of all the shaking hands, our leader is in good health and spirits. That’s what healthy hands do, they’ll grow back in time for the next harvest”
Q: Can you explain what's going on with the bandages on Trump's hand?

LEAVITT: We've given you an explanation. The president is literally constantly shaking hands.
December 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Maybe they managed to tie AI so hard to Trump that people start to despise both
December 12, 2025 at 4:59 PM
One of these days we’re gonna find out that Mike Johnson does not have object permanence
Mike Johnson on video of the second September 2 strike: "My admission here is I was not in the Gang of 8 briefing yesterday because we were working on the healthcare stuff"
December 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Alternating between“I’m sorry and empathic” and “dude had it coming” - lmao, pettiest dude around
December 7, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Congo and Rwanda bonding over that weird meeting with that weird dude on their way home
December 4, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Rand Paul tells me that he wants the full video of the Venezuelan boat strike released.

“And I think if the public sees images of people clinging to boat debris and being blown up, I think that there is a chance that finally, the public will get interested enough in this to stop this.”
December 4, 2025 at 6:14 PM
This is the saddest thing I've seen in a while. I'd bet good money not more than 2 people at the same time have played this court.
this rich guy's rooftop basketball court on Lincoln Lawyer seems like a great way to bonk a pedestrian with a falling orb or possibly tumble to your death after getting fouled on a drive to the basket
December 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Finally lead based gasoline! Because of choice!
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The worst people around.
December 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Unlike that slob who makes peoples insurance price go up
Trump on Minnesota's Somali community: "They contribute nothing. I don't want them in our country, I'll be honest with you."
December 2, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Next single: Geriatric (the dying age)
December 2, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Chat is it good that the us president is tweeting explosion emojis?
December 2, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Is he on his way to avenge the last pope?
“I think you’re in my seat”
November 30, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Look, I am certainly not a skilled vocalist, but this seems like the wrongest way to hold a microphone. Except if you want to stab someone with it, which is not completely out of the realm of possibilities considering it is Glen Danzig.
November 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Nancy Sinatra is antifa now
Greg Bovino calls NANCY SINATRA "a main cause of violence"
November 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM