A brisk walk oughta do it.

We would have a country.

One with immigrants, windmills, and co-ed sports! Sounds pretty good to me.

No human is illegal.

Aliens come from other planets, not our own.

And these people are already in court. We're denying people trying to do the right thing the right to due process.

The fattest, slowest states in the union.

Love to see them get outwitted. Even though it don't take much.

Don't besmirch one of the greatest TV shows of this century.

I refuse to believe any of the characters on that show would be this lame, goony, and unstylish.

Trump can't stay awake or string together enough words to pull that off.

Hilariously, they're creating the kind of conditions that breed hippies.

Between the weird food and vaccine hangups, and horrifying attacks on women, minorities, and education, they couldn't do a better job of creating white guys with dreadlocks and women with armpit hair if they tried.

Just because RFK can't imagine using a needle for anything other than shooting up smack shouldn't mean the rest of us should suffer.

What a fucking bitch.

Only the dumbest 30% or so.

Unfortunately, they vote.

Donald Trump has negative charisma. I personally would much rather drink wine with Kamala than drink Diet Coke with Donald.

Kamala's biggest downfall was not being Barack Obama, Beyonce and Jesus Christ all in one person. If that's the standard for the Dems to win ever again, they're doomed.

As an American...If I were sent to Canada to fight in some asinine war against you, I would go AWOL immediately and denounce my citizenship, never to return to the US.

I have a feeling most of our fighters would feel the same way.

Well, we've been being nice for a fucking decade, and it doesn't seem like it's gotten us anywhere except for within inches of the complete destruction of the nation.

Call Trump's shit out as meanly and loudly as you can. If you can't be bothered, you deserve to be replaced by someone who can.