Allsome dude
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what do you mean you hate black licorice? do you also hate picking at that itchy little bit of skin around your fingernail? do you also hate walking in the rain when a cold breeze cuts through you? do you also hate the feeling of knowing you've let down a loved one?
December 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Count your blessings.
@theonion.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
It looks like she got her doctorate in boob-ometrics with a minor in rail transportation (caboose = rear end)
November 19, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Jeffrey Epstein won’t see your jokes about email typos, but your fat fingered friends will
November 13, 2025 at 6:04 AM
The new woke Veterans Day is for former soldiers to apologize for what they did
November 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Ezra Klein: dick cheney did politics the right way
November 4, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Okay sure, maybe a dog CAN play basketball, but surely not on a holiday?
Pritzker: "I sent a letter to Kristi Noem and to DHS leadership asking them to pause all of their federal agent operations for the entirety of the Halloween weekend. I'm asking for basic human decency. I think their response will be revealing. Give the children and families of Illinois a break."
October 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I heard ICE added a tip screen when you check out, and the options START at 20%?!
October 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Why do they recommend docker desktop for Linux? Useless
October 17, 2025 at 2:00 AM
NSFW Fill Bill (Demo)
YouTube video by wallbie WTF
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October 13, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Most arguments about which cartoon tv shows are good come down to, “I was a teen when this came out and you weren’t”
September 30, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Delta 9 is the malt liquor of weed
September 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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PETE DAVIDSON: I need to be sure journalists won't ask why I walked away from my Peacock series "Bupkis"

SAUDI PRINCE WHO FINANCED/LAUNDERED MONEY FOR 9/11 HIJACKERS 24 YEARS AGO & KILLED HIS DAD: We will never stigmatize YOUR mental health Pete Davidson. put on your own oxygen mask first.
September 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I made my twitter account before Elmo went crazy!
September 16, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I think the mobie 1984 is almost Orwellian
September 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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charlie kirk diss track dropped on twitter

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September 11, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I didn’t expect season 5 of Fargo to have so many Home Alone traps. It’s awesome
September 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
They gave Rudy the chastity device that only a cousin can unlock
Guess who’s back?
September 3, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I saw an ICE guy at Starbucks order “a matcha latte and leave room for cream”
August 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Prices will never go down, even when the tariffs end. Sorry!
August 22, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Growing my sack out long so I can donate it to Bollocks of Love
August 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
JK rowling’s favorite part of writing is inventing new slurs
August 7, 2025 at 11:49 PM
So Jojo Siwa’s dad is running for mayor of NYC??
June 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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This is still the funniest image Nintendo has ever produced. Luigi, sitting down with his L coffee, reading up on some of the worst atrocities ever perpetuated by humanity: "OH MAMMA MIA"
January 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM