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If one of our servers fails to charge you for your soda, please alert management. We’re trying to crack down on some bs. If you don’t tell us and we find out, you and your server will be prosecuted.
Our menu changes, so if you are upset we don’t have something you “saw online,” just remember that you’re still using pictures on your dating app from 12 years ago.
We schedule our reservations assuming 2-tops will stay 1.5 hours and 4-tops will stay 2 hours. If you stay longer, you f*** our whole night up.
Gratuity will automatically be added to parties of 6 or more. Or to anyone who asks for their cocktail with “light ice.”
Nicole, if you are reading this, we know you aren’t sick. Someone saw you at Wicked.
Yes, we received a grade of “C” from the Health Department. However, there seems to be some confusion. As we understand it, “C” stands for Commendable.
Come in for our Black Friday special! When our chef gets in, we’ll find out what it is!
Also, again, Bistro Huddy is closed for the holiday today. We see you banging on the door through our cameras. Police have been called.
If gas stations can do it so can we. There will now be a “cash price” and a higher “credit card price” for all our menu items.
Again, we will NOT seat you until your whole party has arrived. Mostly cause we want to create friction within your family.
Someone please find Tim. Bama has 3 losses. He wandered off from his table and Pam is frantic.
Has anyone seen Potter party of 3?? They have literally one minute before we give their table away.
Who grabbed the bar TV remote?? We have some extremely upset college football fans and it’s stuck on HGTV.
We have seen the Yelp reviews and want to make it perfectly clear: we 100% do NOT condone our staff members “making out” in view of the guests.
Yeah I’ve heard of that kind of thing. Good luck!
In honor of Gladiator II, we’re fighting customers all through the Holidays. #BistroHuddy