Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸
@bisqueboi.bsky.social
2004 6th Grade Bench Player of the Year
Christmas comes this time each year
December 13, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Christmas comes this time each year
*Smashing Pumpkins voice*
The Dasher in meeee is the Prancer in youuu
The Dasher in meeee is the Prancer in youuu
December 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
*Smashing Pumpkins voice*
The Dasher in meeee is the Prancer in youuu
The Dasher in meeee is the Prancer in youuu
We’re looking at a candidate for best impossible burger of all time here folks
December 12, 2025 at 2:13 AM
We’re looking at a candidate for best impossible burger of all time here folks
The fifth largest city in the United States can have one (1) ☝️ light rail as a treat
December 12, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The fifth largest city in the United States can have one (1) ☝️ light rail as a treat
An AI guitar robot could absolutely sweep pick and shred, but not AI guitar model could ever come up with the guitar solo from Neil Young’s “Southern Man”
That’s pure Neanderthal emotion right there.
That’s pure Neanderthal emotion right there.
December 11, 2025 at 11:32 PM
An AI guitar robot could absolutely sweep pick and shred, but not AI guitar model could ever come up with the guitar solo from Neil Young’s “Southern Man”
That’s pure Neanderthal emotion right there.
That’s pure Neanderthal emotion right there.
Every service worker should be able to strangle a customer full on Homer Simpson style once a month
December 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Every service worker should be able to strangle a customer full on Homer Simpson style once a month
I get so pissed off when Miss Piggy bad talks Scrooge
He’s a job creator!!!
He’s a job creator!!!
December 11, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I get so pissed off when Miss Piggy bad talks Scrooge
He’s a job creator!!!
He’s a job creator!!!
If I see a butcher AND a baker??
Then, buddy, you already KNOW I’m keeping my eyes peeled for the dang candlestick maker!!!
💯💯😤😤🫡🫡
Then, buddy, you already KNOW I’m keeping my eyes peeled for the dang candlestick maker!!!
💯💯😤😤🫡🫡
December 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
If I see a butcher AND a baker??
Then, buddy, you already KNOW I’m keeping my eyes peeled for the dang candlestick maker!!!
💯💯😤😤🫡🫡
Then, buddy, you already KNOW I’m keeping my eyes peeled for the dang candlestick maker!!!
💯💯😤😤🫡🫡
I’m on a seaweed died
I see weed and I fuckin uhh haha
I fucking uh see weed an I… eat it?
I see weed and I fuckin uhh haha
I fucking uh see weed an I… eat it?
December 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I’m on a seaweed died
I see weed and I fuckin uhh haha
I fucking uh see weed an I… eat it?
I see weed and I fuckin uhh haha
I fucking uh see weed an I… eat it?
Love my wife
Love the ocean
Simple as
Love the ocean
Simple as
December 11, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Love my wife
Love the ocean
Simple as
Love the ocean
Simple as
If a band breaks up before they can be baptized, they automatically go to heaven
December 11, 2025 at 12:25 AM
If a band breaks up before they can be baptized, they automatically go to heaven
Lord please grant me the speed and alacrity of thought of Bugs Bunny, the indomitable spirit of Daffy Duck, and the courageous heart of Donald Duck
December 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Lord please grant me the speed and alacrity of thought of Bugs Bunny, the indomitable spirit of Daffy Duck, and the courageous heart of Donald Duck
Pattern noticers be like
“It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas”
“It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas”
December 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Pattern noticers be like
“It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas”
“It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas”
I am establishing a Peoples Baseball Commitee that will overthrow the corrupt and despotic Baseball Writers' Association of America
December 10, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I am establishing a Peoples Baseball Commitee that will overthrow the corrupt and despotic Baseball Writers' Association of America
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The great Bob Gibson could hoop.
December 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The great Bob Gibson could hoop.
Did you hear how the French police caught the Louvre heist burglars?
I guess they found them all stranded on the side of the road because they didn’t have any Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh
I guess they found them all stranded on the side of the road because they didn’t have any Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh
December 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Did you hear how the French police caught the Louvre heist burglars?
I guess they found them all stranded on the side of the road because they didn’t have any Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh
I guess they found them all stranded on the side of the road because they didn’t have any Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh
They’re calling it the least appetizing ad campaign of all time
December 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
They’re calling it the least appetizing ad campaign of all time
Caprese sandwich and buffalo cauliflower 🌿
December 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Caprese sandwich and buffalo cauliflower 🌿
I need to get me a dulcimer
December 8, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I need to get me a dulcimer
Grandma got run over by a fucking reindeer bro
December 8, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Grandma got run over by a fucking reindeer bro
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A brilliant performance from Scott Aukerman
December 8, 2025 at 3:44 AM
A brilliant performance from Scott Aukerman
1845 Hapsburg political refugee who excels at fieldworks and makes beer in retirement was always my favorite NCO subgenre
ever wondered about what ranking officers in the us civil war were like? good news. there's not that many types of them. here you go
December 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
1845 Hapsburg political refugee who excels at fieldworks and makes beer in retirement was always my favorite NCO subgenre
The Houston Texans started in 1999 and thus have the most Nü Metal ass logo in professional sports history
This is why I think it would be funny if they won 4-5 Super Bowls in a row
This is why I think it would be funny if they won 4-5 Super Bowls in a row
December 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The Houston Texans started in 1999 and thus have the most Nü Metal ass logo in professional sports history
This is why I think it would be funny if they won 4-5 Super Bowls in a row
This is why I think it would be funny if they won 4-5 Super Bowls in a row
The cat threw up in my wife’s shoes on December 7th????
A day that will live in infamy indeed!!
A day that will live in infamy indeed!!
December 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The cat threw up in my wife’s shoes on December 7th????
A day that will live in infamy indeed!!
A day that will live in infamy indeed!!
Thanks for saving my little butt bro
December 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Thanks for saving my little butt bro