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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 14h

She assured me
“I got us a costume”
She said
“Don’t worry I’ve got it handled”
She said

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b @petrifiedfruit.bsky.social · 1d

I'd love to eat cake, actually

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 1d

Mom and Dad are going out tonight

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🎃 The Keels Have Eyes 🎃 @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · Aug 13

The Man from Uncle? Oh you mean my cousin?

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 1d

Pro sports players should be allowed to bet but only if they’re not really good at their sport
If you’re a baseball player, you have to have a Wins Above Replacement lower than 1.5
If you’re a power forward in the NBA who averages less than 4 ppg then you’re good to go

Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 2d

I love when a tv show or movie has an old guy coughing into a handkerchief and secretly revealing a spot of blood
I hope that’s how I die

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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 2d

Because they don’t need it 💅

Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 3d

why do hot dogs not get a helper

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 2d

This is exactly the kind of diamond-in-the-rough power hitter that the diamondbacks farm system needs to get better at developing

Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 3d

Being posterized by the undead?
No way, not in the world I’m living in

Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 3d

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 3d

“The totenkopf has actually been used by the Prussian military since the 1700’s!!”
Step back, look at yourself, what are you doing

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 3d

I love everyone, despite how bad their bad their eq setting might be

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 3d

I have to run some errands today
Errands that will benefit both my wife and I, and our whole household!
If the locations of these errands happen to take me right next to Barros Chicago Style Pizza during their lunch special?
Well, then there’s just nothing that I can do about that!

Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 4d

Joe Biden in the Criterion closet and he’s just picking up Abbot and Costello shorts and being like
“Have you seen this one??”

Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 4d

Joe Biden in the Criterion closet and he’s just picking up Abbot and Costello shorts and being like
“Have you seen this one??”

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 4d

Hell yeah

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 4d

God being in the Beatles would have been so fun, I want to sue my bandmates too

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 4d

When that Duran Duran song says
“It means so much to me, like a birthday or a pretty view”

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 5d

Hay cumbia clásica, cumbia rulera, cumbia cabaretera, cumbia rebajada, cumbia sobre el río, cumbia diyéi mix, cumbia colombiana, cumbia barulera, cumbia sobre el mar, cumbia hasta el lunes, cumbia en la alabanza, cumbia poder, cumbia sabanera, cumbia vallenata, cumbiamba, cumb...

Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 5d

Cumbia evening

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 5d

Impossible meat smash burger babyy

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Chris @ghosttwist.bsky.social · 5d

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 5d

Also I had to double back at the end to help and older couple who couldn’t make the switchbacks with their overnight packs so it’s almost adding an extra 1/4 to the trip

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 5d

Ten years ago today I hiked from the north rim of the Grand Canyon to the south rim in one day
It was one of the most incredible, most perspective shifting experiences I’ve ever had.
I can’t wait to never do it again!

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 5d

I understand if the inevitable American football team that gets put in London doesn’t want to play the American national anthem before games, but I think a healthy compromise would be making them choose a song from Grand Funk Railroad’s catalogue

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 6d

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