Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

⊹ ࣪ ˖ ㅤ bunveh !ㅤ @birdofparadisea.bsky.social · 3d

this is all AlHaitham's FAULT!!!!

⊹ ࣪ ˖ ㅤ bunveh !ㅤ @birdofparadisea.bsky.social · 3d

"Squeee sqrqrrrrrrlll" he throws an un-bunnylike tantrum, spinning and jumping and scratching the air. Please don't eat him!!!

1

⊹ ࣪ ˖ ㅤ bunveh !ㅤ @birdofparadisea.bsky.social · 3d

"SQUEEEAAAKEEE"

He screams, though his bunny voice isn't loud at all, like his usual voice. He falls, thankfully on his paws, but the fear and despair are intense enough for him to freeze as the Unknown Man appears from beyond the hole ...

ESCAPED LIVESTOCK?! NO WAY. +

𝙕𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙠 @veritasabexilio.bsky.social · 6d

Ah well… He’s long since accepted his fate of being a ‘crazy weirdo.’

“Ears don’t match native leporids… Are you someone’s pet? Or escaped livestock…”

1

Reposted by ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ㅤ bunveh !ㅤ

hopeless optimist. @mconlight.bsky.social · 4d

you're an idiot, and i'm in love with you. guess that makes me an idiot, too.

1 1

⊹ ࣪ ˖ ㅤ bunveh !ㅤ @birdofparadisea.bsky.social · 7d

Normal Kaveh wouldn't be a big fan of cucumbers but they look damn scrumptious right now. And Alhaitham- CURSE HIM- hasn't opened the door the entire day! He'll have him repay whoever loses their greens.

With a sigh of sadness, he hops to chomp the offerings... unaware.... but squeaking happily.

𝙕𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙠 @veritasabexilio.bsky.social · 7d

Zandik remains crouched a few paces away, quiet as he watches the odd rabbit’s approach.

It would, of course, be irresponsible for him to let a potentially lost pet run loose…

The cabbage leaves rustle gently as the evening breeze passes through, brushing against meticulously sliced cucumber.

⊹ ࣪ ˖ ㅤ bunveh !ㅤ @birdofparadisea.bsky.social · 7d

bunveh's been out the entire day, tired and upset and ... hungry. So hungry. All the damn time. He wasn't that hungry before! Twenty flowers weren't enough?!

He comes across the plate by chance. He has a bad nose. It calls to him ... but he won't just steal (more)... he can't ....

⊹ ࣪ ˖ ㅤ bunveh !ㅤ @birdofparadisea.bsky.social · 7d

bunveh's been out the entire day, tired and upset and ... hungry. So hungry. All the damn time. He wasn't that hungry before! Twenty flowers weren't enough?!

He comes across the plate by chance. He has a bad nose. It calls to him ... but he won't just steal (more)... he can't ....

𝙕𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙠 @veritasabexilio.bsky.social · 7d

Setting out a plate of nice, fresh leafy greens... That definitely do not have a trap connected to them.

𝙕𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙠 @veritasabexilio.bsky.social · 7d

An opportunity strikes.

⊹ ࣪ ˖ ㅤ bunveh !ㅤ @birdofparadisea.bsky.social · 7d

1

⊹ ࣪ ˖ ㅤ bunveh !ㅤ @birdofparadisea.bsky.social · 7d

After freaking out and failing at communicating with anyone... Kaveh stopped by a random garden and ate all its flowers. He only realized when it was too late- they were so tasty and he was so hungry...

All he can do is hop back towards his house, but... the handle is just incredibly too high up.

1

⊹ ࣪ ˖ ㅤ bunveh !ㅤ @birdofparadisea.bsky.social · 7d

SQUEEEEEEEAK!!

This is how Kaveh learns bunnies make no sound other than... whatever this is. He never thought about it. But now...

2

⊹ ࣪ ˖ ㅤ bunveh !ㅤ @birdofparadisea.bsky.social · 7d

// REX WHERE DI YOU FIND THSOSS😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

1

⊹ ࣪ ˖ ㅤ bunveh !ㅤ @birdofparadisea.bsky.social · 7d

// bunny kaveh event for 10 days or so 🥰 dw he'll be back to normal before the halloween gala

1 1

⊹ ࣪ ˖ ㅤ bunveh !ㅤ @birdofparadisea.bsky.social · 7d

now there is a panicking bunny running around Sumeru City, getting stepped on by unaware passers-by...

2

⊹ ࣪ ˖ ㅤ bunveh !ㅤ @birdofparadisea.bsky.social · 7d

He was feeling so tired yesterday, he ended up falling asleep without realizing. Today, however, he feels great! So full of energy! Ready to tackle all his problems!

... but, for some reason .... why is the desk so UP HIGH?!

.... why is he so close to the floor!? Where are his HANDS!?!

2

⊹ ࣪ ˖ ㅤ bunveh !ㅤ @birdofparadisea.bsky.social · 8d

ghh…. I don’t feel so good…

⊹ ࣪ ˖ ㅤ bunveh !ㅤ @birdofparadisea.bsky.social · 8d

Maybe some time away would help him realize the heartache he feels is just an exaggeration…

“I thought you didn’t want to go? You know it is a PARTY, right? Loud music? People dancing? Free drinks? People screaming to hear each other over the music?”

⊹ ࣪ ˖ ㅤ bunveh !ㅤ @birdofparadisea.bsky.social · 8d

M- Maybe I’m not as ripped and… well, active as you are but me and Mehrak are more than enough!”

Besides, does he really need to have Alhaitham on his trail all the time? Must he look at his face every single day?! +

1

⊹ ࣪ ˖ ㅤ bunveh !ㅤ @birdofparadisea.bsky.social · 8d

“?????”

What’s gotten into him today? He was just complaining he did NOT want to go and even asked to be punched to avoid it! Now he changed his mind???

“I can take care of her myself very well, thank you?! +

1

⊹ ࣪ ˖ ㅤ bunveh !ㅤ @birdofparadisea.bsky.social · 11d

He points an accusatory finger at Alhaitham’s face,
“And you’re not my DAD to be responsible for anything!! Sit your lazy ass down and enjoy being free from me for a couple days, wouldn’t you love that?!”

1

⊹ ࣪ ˖ ㅤ bunveh !ㅤ @birdofparadisea.bsky.social · 11d

“Hah— What?!” now he’s mad, almost yelling, hands on his hips.

“I would never get drunk in a party like that, not if I’m accompanying Lord Kusanali!? B- Besides of both of us I’m definitely much more friendly and interesting! A real asset to any party!” +

1

⊹ ࣪ ˖ ㅤ bunveh !ㅤ @birdofparadisea.bsky.social · 11d

A costume… Unfortunately I cannot afford something elaborate… though I do have some jewelry my mom left behind….

⊹ ࣪ ˖ ㅤ bunveh !ㅤ @birdofparadisea.bsky.social · 11d

I can do all the talking and networking you would fail spectacularly at. In fact, I bet your presence would just make the Akademiya look super bad and unprofessional. I should totally go in your stead!”

1

⊹ ࣪ ˖ ㅤ bunveh !ㅤ @birdofparadisea.bsky.social · 11d

want to go!? Stop acting like Lord Kusanali is a monster, that’s so disrespectful!”

Though he doesn’t know how cunning that little godling is. Regardless…

“Listen, just tell her I’ll accompany her instead. I’m no Grand Sage but she knows me so this should be enough, right? +

1

⊹ ࣪ ˖ ㅤ bunveh !ㅤ @birdofparadisea.bsky.social · 11d

How distressing it is to see the never-shaken Alhaitham act like that! And a little nostalgic, a side more commonly seen when they were kids and he didn’t want to go to his own birthday party.

“Stop!” he shoves the duster on his roommate’s face, kind of dusting him. “Just tell her you don’t +

1

Reposted by ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ㅤ bunveh !ㅤ

hopeless optimist. @mconlight.bsky.social · 11d

you could do so much better than me.

1 1

Reposted by ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ㅤ bunveh !ㅤ

hopeless optimist. @mconlight.bsky.social · 12d

the way they encourage one another to push high. ／ touch the sunlight against their tender leaves.

1 1