Billifer 🇨🇦
@billifer.bsky.social
🇨🇦🇺🇸 living in the 🇺🇸. Dog mom. My ‘clever' posts are so painfully average, they make beige look exciting. I spent a lot of time coming up with this bio. Please no DMs unless I know you. ❤️
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Billifer 🇨🇦
@billifer.bsky.social
· Dec 1
Grocery prices are so high right now that I had to choose between buying eggs or chicken, so I bought wine.
Just stopping in to say how fucking hilarious it is that Bluesky banned JD Vance within 12 minutes of him creating his account. Carry on 😂😂😂
June 19, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Just stopping in to say how fucking hilarious it is that Bluesky banned JD Vance within 12 minutes of him creating his account. Carry on 😂😂😂
Trump is going to get us all killed.
May 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Trump is going to get us all killed.
Not a single mention of those who died while serving in the U.S. Armed Forces. #MemorialDay2025
May 26, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Not a single mention of those who died while serving in the U.S. Armed Forces. #MemorialDay2025
Laura Loomer is such a disgusting person. She also steals tweets, like both of these.
May 26, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Laura Loomer is such a disgusting person. She also steals tweets, like both of these.
Lauren Boebert recently complained about Harvard’s Liberal Arts degrees: “Figures those leftists wouldn’t offer a Conservative Arts degree”
May 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Lauren Boebert recently complained about Harvard’s Liberal Arts degrees: “Figures those leftists wouldn’t offer a Conservative Arts degree”
This popped up in my Facebook memories from this day in 2020. Feel free to use it however you see fit!
April 23, 2025 at 6:51 AM
This popped up in my Facebook memories from this day in 2020. Feel free to use it however you see fit!
Good Friday mood: nailed it.
April 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Good Friday mood: nailed it.
Katy Perry going to space is hilarious because most people didn’t even know she was still on earth.
April 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Katy Perry going to space is hilarious because most people didn’t even know she was still on earth.
Presidency requirements:
✅ Draw a cube
✅ Identify a camel
✅ Make your doctor lie about your weight (and probably everything else)
❌ Undergo a mandatory psych evaluation
Truly a flawless system.
✅ Draw a cube
✅ Identify a camel
✅ Make your doctor lie about your weight (and probably everything else)
❌ Undergo a mandatory psych evaluation
Truly a flawless system.
April 13, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Presidency requirements:
✅ Draw a cube
✅ Identify a camel
✅ Make your doctor lie about your weight (and probably everything else)
❌ Undergo a mandatory psych evaluation
Truly a flawless system.
✅ Draw a cube
✅ Identify a camel
✅ Make your doctor lie about your weight (and probably everything else)
❌ Undergo a mandatory psych evaluation
Truly a flawless system.
This got some MAGAs big mad at me 😂
April 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
This got some MAGAs big mad at me 😂
MAGA’s too blinded to see it: this was textbook market manipulation and insider trading. He’s not fighting for you—he’s cashing in for his billionaire cronies. Congratulations, MAGA, you got played again.
April 10, 2025 at 12:41 AM
MAGA’s too blinded to see it: this was textbook market manipulation and insider trading. He’s not fighting for you—he’s cashing in for his billionaire cronies. Congratulations, MAGA, you got played again.
🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨:
U.S. To Celebrate Former Draft Dodger’s 79th Birthday With $100M Military Parade, Ignores Funding Universal Healthcare.
U.S. To Celebrate Former Draft Dodger’s 79th Birthday With $100M Military Parade, Ignores Funding Universal Healthcare.
April 8, 2025 at 1:54 PM
🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨:
U.S. To Celebrate Former Draft Dodger’s 79th Birthday With $100M Military Parade, Ignores Funding Universal Healthcare.
U.S. To Celebrate Former Draft Dodger’s 79th Birthday With $100M Military Parade, Ignores Funding Universal Healthcare.
Pro-Palestinians protesting in a train station? “Deport them!”
MAGA violently storming the Capitol with zip ties and weapons? “They’re just passionate patriots.”
Got it.
MAGA violently storming the Capitol with zip ties and weapons? “They’re just passionate patriots.”
Got it.
April 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Pro-Palestinians protesting in a train station? “Deport them!”
MAGA violently storming the Capitol with zip ties and weapons? “They’re just passionate patriots.”
Got it.
MAGA violently storming the Capitol with zip ties and weapons? “They’re just passionate patriots.”
Got it.
We figured out how to bring back dire wolves after 10,000 years of extinction, but a cost-of-living adjustment is still somehow unsolvable.
April 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
We figured out how to bring back dire wolves after 10,000 years of extinction, but a cost-of-living adjustment is still somehow unsolvable.
