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@bigsquishyfrog.bsky.social
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the beach that makes you old, etc etc
using an hourglass as a shake weight and causing hella discontinuities in the timeline
drum circle? yeah bro. most of them are
Craigslist personals looking for a guy named Todd to be friends with me
frogs were the original ones to "log on". food for thought.
thousands of synchronous "hup" sounds getting louder from down the street
the cackling maestro steps in for a cheeky giggle
alright, one encore
you've committed your last faux pas, buster
my pistol runs red hot
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
two neighboring apothecaries, each touting that the other is evil
do not type this keyword into Pinterest after 3 am
my editorial layouts challenge the status quo
they're making me put the corn back on the cob. as punishment
Dear blue sky team add real butterflies to the app
Everytime i get a blue sky notification i think it's a real butterfly. but no
exfoliating a bit too hard in the shower and coming out low-poly
preferably red but i could settle for green
i wish i can get shot by a giant laser
i can't wait for tomorrow's breakfast bonanza