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⭐ UNCLE SAT.

@bigscreenbossguy.bsky.social

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⭐ UNCLE SAT. @bigscreenbossguy.bsky.social · Jan 26

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⭐ UNCLE SAT. @bigscreenbossguy.bsky.social · 26d

//dont think ive posted this doodle here yet even though it's one of my favorites. the richest freest man in the whole entire cage

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⭐ UNCLE SAT. @bigscreenbossguy.bsky.social · 29d

i was kind of expectin ya to feel dead about it

⭐ UNCLE SAT. @bigscreenbossguy.bsky.social · 29d

... 🤨

⭐ UNCLE SAT. @bigscreenbossguy.bsky.social · 29d

[ cocking the hammer back for her ]

⭐ UNCLE SAT. @bigscreenbossguy.bsky.social · 29d

😁 NO

⭐ UNCLE SAT. @bigscreenbossguy.bsky.social · Sep 20

sorry we only got the suits with da little microphone heads on em

⭐ UNCLE SAT. @bigscreenbossguy.bsky.social · Sep 19

... and what's that s'pposed ta mean.

xii. THE HANGED MAN @specildeal.bsky.social · Sep 19

Y0U GOT THAT [1] RIGHT [[Wide Load]]

⭐ UNCLE SAT. @bigscreenbossguy.bsky.social · Sep 19

i can't be an anonymous. i'm just too dang big and huge over here.

⭐ UNCLE SAT. @bigscreenbossguy.bsky.social · Sep 19

i can't be an anonymous. i'm just too dang big and huge over here.

xii. THE HANGED MAN @specildeal.bsky.social · Sep 19

USUALLY [Anonymous Confession Blog’s] WORKS JUST FINE

⭐ UNCLE SAT. @bigscreenbossguy.bsky.social · Sep 19

i don't know why i keep doin dis to absolve myself of my sins. i'm just gonna sin again

⭐ UNCLE SAT. @bigscreenbossguy.bsky.social · Sep 19

i don't know why i keep doin dis to absolve myself of my sins. i'm just gonna sin again

⭐ UNCLE SAT. @bigscreenbossguy.bsky.social · Sep 19

they love it!

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⭐ UNCLE SAT. @bigscreenbossguy.bsky.social · Sep 19

yea i generally like ta put any people with a connection to god into a big ol glass tube so i can siphon their powers and stuff

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⭐ UNCLE SAT. @bigscreenbossguy.bsky.social · Sep 14

// various unposted satisms

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⭐ UNCLE SAT. @bigscreenbossguy.bsky.social · Sep 14

how fast can ya run?

⭐ UNCLE SAT. @bigscreenbossguy.bsky.social · Sep 14

depends on if yer doin' one'a the catchin' jobs.

⭐ UNCLE SAT. @bigscreenbossguy.bsky.social · Sep 14

say how ya really feel.
no one's gonna remember a thing.

⭐ UNCLE SAT. @bigscreenbossguy.bsky.social · Sep 14

it's okay. none'a dis matters here.

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⭐ UNCLE SAT. @bigscreenbossguy.bsky.social · Sep 14

[ pulls out a vape pen with a little green hat on it ]

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⭐ UNCLE SAT. @bigscreenbossguy.bsky.social · Sep 14

alrighty 'den.

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⭐ UNCLE SAT. @bigscreenbossguy.bsky.social · Sep 14

[ lying through his fucking teeth ] Oh yeah I'm Gabi's twin from anutha dimension but we're chill

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⭐ UNCLE SAT. @bigscreenbossguy.bsky.social · Sep 14

friggin' awesome. can i smoke

⭐ UNCLE SAT. @bigscreenbossguy.bsky.social · Sep 14

[ at the table uninvited ] aww man i can't wait for some freakin' stew

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⭐ UNCLE SAT. @bigscreenbossguy.bsky.social · Sep 14

i don't neeeeed everythin', pally. it's just fifty bucks. i need One thing.

⭐ UNCLE SAT. @bigscreenbossguy.bsky.social · Sep 14

// if deres only one star left standing by dawn... then we just call that the sun.

⭐ UNCLE SAT. @bigscreenbossguy.bsky.social · Sep 14

// NO ONE'S BIGGER THAN TV BABY

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