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Big Al Sweeney

@bigalsweeney.bsky.social

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I used to cut this kid Doug Funnies hair now I’m “Rockin’ in the Free World” (Cuttin’ Hair 👊)

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Big Al Sweeney @bigalsweeney.bsky.social · Nov 12

got dinner with Mr. Magoo last night. Yeah, the guy pretended he couldn’t SEE THE CHECK!! 🙄

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Big Al Sweeney @bigalsweeney.bsky.social · 10h

Went to the Dr for my physical and he asked about my diet
“What’re ya eating these days” he asks me
“Oh you know I try to have a salad with every meal” I says
He replies with
“Oh yeah?? Potato or Macaroni??”
Ya CANT say that!! 🤦‍♂️

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Big Al Sweeney @bigalsweeney.bsky.social · 6d

Anyone do any funny bits lately?

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Big Al Sweeney @bigalsweeney.bsky.social · Aug 26

I gave Left Shark a haircut. He tried to pull a fast one on me and claimed to be right shark. I know my Sharks, buddy. Ya can’t get passed Big Al.

Big Al Sweeney @bigalsweeney.bsky.social · Aug 17

I could’a swore I just saw all the kids from that Doug Funnie kid’s class run out into the night, never to return just now. I gotta lay off’a the teal juice!

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Big Al Sweeney @bigalsweeney.bsky.social · Aug 11

Misplaced my clippers.

Big Al Sweeney @bigalsweeney.bsky.social · Aug 8

I could probly squeeze one more round’a pretend outta me but after that I gotta hit the hay. I’m bushed over here.

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Big Al Sweeney @bigalsweeney.bsky.social · Aug 4

Sorry I meant I’m doin a ad for “Jeans 2”. It’s da sequel to Jeans.

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Big Al Sweeney @bigalsweeney.bsky.social · Aug 4

Givin a haircut to a labubu

Big Al Sweeney @bigalsweeney.bsky.social · Aug 4

I’m doin a ad for jeans too by da way.

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Big Al Sweeney @bigalsweeney.bsky.social · Jun 1

That Doug Funnie kid came bursting into the shop today while I was on the John. He stormed in and ripped my shirt off and slapped my bare belly and everything. It was awful. I never should’ve loaned him my Viva La Bam tapes.

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Big Al Sweeney @bigalsweeney.bsky.social · Jun 1

I’m giving’ a haircut to Ecco the Dolphin tomorrow. I dunno how to even prep for dis one frankly.

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Big Al Sweeney @bigalsweeney.bsky.social · Jun 1

Today I gave a haircut to Allen Strange from the old Nickelodeon show “The Journey of Allen Strange”. He came in early and read through all my barber waiting room magazines by putting his hand on them and absorbing the knowledge within. I gotta get new magazines now. Nice kid.