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Brandin Hawkins

@bhawkins94.bsky.social

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Gamer. Caretaker. Stargazer. Avid reader. Big fan of comics and animation from the U.S. and elsewhere. Pop culture enthusiast. Work in progress. "All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us" -Gandalf the Grey

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Brandin Hawkins @bhawkins94.bsky.social · 1d

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Brandin Hawkins @bhawkins94.bsky.social · 1d

I love you Elie and I agree with you on a lot of things, including everything you wrote here, BUT I also know enough after this last decade we've all been through to brace myself for him at least trying to stay in office if he's alive when the time comes for him to try.

Brandin Hawkins @bhawkins94.bsky.social · 8d

Wasn't there gonna be one with Legends and other art that wasn't in any of the other Complete Works? Is that still a thing? 🤔

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Brandin Hawkins @bhawkins94.bsky.social · 9d

There are some mental images that the average human being could go their whole lives without and they'd be better off for it.

This *gestures at your post* is one of those.

a cartoon character says welp in front of a wooden box

Alt: Soos from Gravity Falls preparing to erase something from his brain

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Brandin Hawkins @bhawkins94.bsky.social · 9d

Do we need to find a way to get you a Mustard one of these Jon or would that be too much for Willow to watch? 🤔

Brandin Hawkins @bhawkins94.bsky.social · 11d

Look at this sh*t man smh

They really expect us to believe he's leaving that building voluntarily in 3 years.

I look forward to the genuine shock and awe from the people who *STILL* aren't taking this seriously when he doesn't.

Brandin Hawkins @bhawkins94.bsky.social · 11d

And none of it is surprising.

Of course all the awful people know each other. All the awful people of the world know each other. It's a prerequisite of their awfulness.

Brandin Hawkins @bhawkins94.bsky.social · 11d

a man in a sequined jacket says three words for you treat yo self in front of a computer

Alt: Tom from Parks & Recreation with a pink box of cupcakes with crowns and the words "Treat Yo Self" on them in icing

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Brandin Hawkins @bhawkins94.bsky.social · 15d

The heck she can't.

And any student who disagrees deserves to have said disagreement reflected in their final grade.

Brandin Hawkins @bhawkins94.bsky.social · 26d

Two characters from the Star Wars show Andor talking about how the enemy isn't even putting in an effort to lie anymore because they no longer need to.

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Brandin Hawkins @bhawkins94.bsky.social · 27d

Same here and I'm fully hooked. That trailer for the next one felt like a Kingdom Hearts secret ending scene lol I hope the SC remake's on track to come out next year.

Brandin Hawkins @bhawkins94.bsky.social · Oct 1

Not seeing anything on this sign about what part of the day these mythical 6-8 hours of *tries to pronounce the next word properly* "sleep" need to occur in lol or that they can't be spread out throughout the day. That's good to know.

Brandin Hawkins @bhawkins94.bsky.social · Sep 30

Never seen a single second of this guy's content, never felt compelled to do so, and I will always be proud of myself for that fact because... *gestures at literally any of it* yikes.

Brandin Hawkins @bhawkins94.bsky.social · Sep 29

Morning Jon 👋🏾

Hope you (and Willow, of course) have a nice quiet uneventful day/week 🙏🏾💙

Brandin Hawkins @bhawkins94.bsky.social · Sep 22

Okay well A. F*ck that person. I hope they accidentally kick their bare toes against something hard before the day's over.

But also B. Report you for... what? Willow minding her own business? 🤬

Brandin Hawkins @bhawkins94.bsky.social · Sep 19

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It's not the first gold statue of him that's appeared in the last few years either and it likely won't be the last.

They're never beating the cult allegations. Ever.

Brandin Hawkins @bhawkins94.bsky.social · Sep 19

*raises hand*

30-year old here.

You're not far off.

Brandin Hawkins @bhawkins94.bsky.social · Sep 18

I've never been more thankful for video games.

There's a bunch of them coming out in the next few weeks (including the GBA Klonoa! Did you hear about that Jon?) and I intend to immerse myself in at least a few of those worlds for a little bit as a mental health break from all the nonsense of ours.

Brandin Hawkins @bhawkins94.bsky.social · Sep 18

Never a bad thing to point out evil people's looks.

Especially when evil's currently making all the evil people in our era look so f*cking ugly.

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Brandin Hawkins @bhawkins94.bsky.social · Sep 13

Just in time for the 20th anniversary next year.

On a related note, Legends' 30th will be in 2027. My guess/hope is that a Legacy Collection comes along that year to celebrate 🤞🏾

Brandin Hawkins @bhawkins94.bsky.social · Sep 12

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a stick figure is typing on a keyboard in front of a monitor

Alt: a stick figure pressing the Nope button on their computer after seeing this image and then being blown up by a Nope satelite

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Brandin Hawkins @bhawkins94.bsky.social · Sep 11

WOO-OO!! 🗣🗣🗣

Brandin Hawkins @bhawkins94.bsky.social · Sep 6

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Brandin Hawkins @bhawkins94.bsky.social · Sep 4

a cartoon says sandy knock him out

Alt: The Easter Bunny encouraging Sandman to help Jon get some sleep

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