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still looking for honeymoon avenue…
27 / here for laughs / 🇰🇭🙂‍↕️🍣🍵
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Here are four selfies within the year an a half
I never had caviar but the way she be getting them makes me wanna fly to Shanghai and just indulge myself in caviar.
December 19, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I will sell my souls to just have a moment like this. Even if it’s for 30 secs.
Manifesting for this 🫶
December 18, 2025 at 2:48 AM
My titties regrowing a Forrest. My titties nipples are also the size of a pepperoni…
December 16, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I feel like glasses frames shouldn’t cost $200… especially if it feels like it can break in a hands of a toddler…
December 16, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Gym crushes are talking to each other… I’ve never seen this before… do all straight asian men know each other? Did I miss something? How do I get into the circle?
December 16, 2025 at 1:07 PM
This year felt like everyone in the media was gay for pay. Like gay this gay that. Gay movie. Gay side couples in show. Gay tv shows. Gay artist coming out. Artist putting Gay in mv. Gay groups. Gay apps. Politics Gay. News anchor Gay. Gay restaurants. Everything feels gay. And yet I’m still single🫩
December 15, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I want the person who thought of the idea of adding cream cheese to sushi to step to the front please…

Let’s stone him, her, they, them, bitches with blocks of cold butter!
December 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Hey, it’s the twerps 🙂‍↕️
December 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
If you like cream cheese in sushi I’m never taking you out to eat sushi. You will be publicly stoned with blocks of cream cheese. Idc. Don’t bring that mess near raw salmon.
December 14, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Hate a man who don’t know when to get off a machine.
December 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Card show today!!!! And I spent under $130 🙂‍↕️ that’s all we gotta know 🤭 honestly spent more time looking for cards to build a deck. I’m still missing some ex cards but it’ll come soon!?
December 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I’m glad I’m not the only one who feels betrayed or cheated on when bloomfs unfollow me 😭🤣 I pretend I’m in a music video
Just saw that long time oomf unfollowed. This feels like a divorce (I’m assuming idk I’ve never been married)
December 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Guess who was depressed and went thru 30 packs of phantasmal flame trying to get a boost of serotonin???
December 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I literally be fighting for my freedom from them
December 11, 2025 at 12:45 PM
And this is a reminder! If he wanted to he would!!
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December 11, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I wanna get pregnant
December 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Ouuuuuu. Say heyyy Dewgong 🙂‍↕️ my friend said it’ll be deGONE once he steals it from my binder 😭
December 9, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Scalper still zero, Big Bey four!
I’m treating these peep like a ran thru whore!
December 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Megan knees
December 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM
So um. My mommy milkers are almost here!! hopefully… been bulking and feeling a lil chubby.
December 6, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Please. I’m begging yall
Please don’t stop the music!!!
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December 6, 2025 at 12:40 PM
lol the sound!!! I was sad today so I opened a few packs 🙂‍↕️
December 6, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I think we need to bring back stoning ppl 🤷‍♂️ and accusing men of being witches.
December 5, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Covid still a thing ya kno… 🤢 5 feet pls.
December 5, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Are straight men okay? Do yall have a pea size brain? If I move to a secluded area to workout, right, what makes you think I want you to workout next to me???
December 5, 2025 at 12:51 PM