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Empress of Groovy

@beyondpaisley.bsky.social

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Photographer, writer, embroidery-type person who plays with spices for a living. I have cats, you'll see. Woke AF. I post stupid shit so you don't have to. She/her.

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Empress of Groovy @beyondpaisley.bsky.social · 11h

For real. If he and I are finding out about things at the same time then this is a problem.

Empress of Groovy @beyondpaisley.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you!

Empress of Groovy @beyondpaisley.bsky.social · 1d

Festive AF. #crochet #poinsettia #tistheseason

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Empress of Groovy @beyondpaisley.bsky.social · 2d

Haunted? Yes or no? #basement #creepybasement #whyisatubthere

Claw foot tub in the basement of an old house, covered with a dirty piece of plastic. Cinder blocks are stacked next to the tub.

Empress of Groovy @beyondpaisley.bsky.social · 3d

I can't believe I didn't think to be Aunt Gladys for Halloween this year. #auntgladys #weapons #horrormovie #horrorsky

Screen shot of Aunt Gladys, played by Amy Madigan, in the movie "Weapons."

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Proton @proton.me · 3d

Last chance to turn it off.

On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default.

To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.

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Empress of Groovy @beyondpaisley.bsky.social · 3d

Yes the 1968 one. I know there was a more recent remake but I haven't seen it. And I did watch it on YouTube. I do see the Mezzotint on YouTube; I'll look for more. Thank you!

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Empress of Groovy @beyondpaisley.bsky.social · 3d

Whistle and I'll Come To You got me on the MR James train.

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Empress of Groovy @beyondpaisley.bsky.social · 3d

I missed this when I was younger and just watched it for the first time a few years ago. It's still so good. And I fricking love Dana Andrews. He's like the most hapless wannabe tough guy imaginable.

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Empress of Groovy @beyondpaisley.bsky.social · 3d

Well, I may have to give this a listen. And by "may", I mean "definitely." I fricking love this movie.

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Empress of Groovy @beyondpaisley.bsky.social · 3d

Screen shot from Night of the Demon (1957)

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Empress of Groovy @beyondpaisley.bsky.social · 3d

a man wearing sunglasses and a hat looks at something

Alt: Creepy chauffeur from the 1976 movie Burnt Offerings.

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Empress of Groovy @beyondpaisley.bsky.social · 3d

Still one of my favorite Halloween costumes. #lalaLAlala #Daria

Couples Halloween costume--Daria and Trent, from the TV show Daria.

Empress of Groovy @beyondpaisley.bsky.social · 3d

Death of a Unicorn. The story is stupid, but whatever, there's plenty of room for bad movies that are still entertaining. The special effects, however. They are spectacularly awful.

Death of a Unicorn | Official Featurette | A24

YouTube video by A24

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Pazuzus farthers brothers nephews cousins former roommate @mark-80.bsky.social · 3d

Share your favourite Halloween gif or memes

a man with a bald head is talking to a woman and saying `` happy halloween ladies '' .

ALT: a man with a bald head is talking to a woman and saying `` happy halloween ladies '' .

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Empress of Groovy @beyondpaisley.bsky.social · 3d

a man wearing sunglasses and a hat looks at something

Alt: Creepy nightmare chauffeur from the horror movie Burnt Offerings

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Empress of Groovy @beyondpaisley.bsky.social · 4d

HEY ERRYBODDY! GOOP's holiday gift guides are here! Suggestions include a $930 pack of playing cards, a $16,500 Hermes bag, or a $535 cake stand. Chump. Change. Emphasis on the word chump. Happy holidays!

Forbes @forbes.com · 5d

Here are the luxury items Gwyneth Paltrow recommends this holiday gifting season.

Gwyneth Paltrow's Holiday Gift Guides Include $40,000 Bracelet, $360,000 Jukebox And More Ultra-Luxe Items

Here are the luxury items Gwyneth Paltrow recommends this holiday gifting season.

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Empress of Groovy @beyondpaisley.bsky.social · 5d

He and I seem to find out about things at the same time. I think he needs to be better looped in to the whole "running the country" thing. #shesaidfacetiously #lyingliarsandtheliestheytell

Empress of Groovy @beyondpaisley.bsky.social · 5d

One of my coworkers did the same thing yesterday. "Don't worry, the resorts will be fine, they're built to withstand this stuff." Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

Empress of Groovy @beyondpaisley.bsky.social · 5d

If you listen to this podcast you'll get to hear Cory Doctorow, who is smart AF, and learn new words like "enshittification" and "enshitogenic", as we try to survive the Enshittocene Era. #enshittification #CoryDoctorow #whydoesitallsucksobad

The Ensh*ttification of Everything with Cory Doctorow

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Empress of Groovy @beyondpaisley.bsky.social · 6d

You think your mausoleum, made of rock, will preserve something of you forever but alas. We all fade. #AlphabetChallenge #WeekRforRock #PereLachaise #Paris

A mausoleum at Pere LaChaise Cemetery (Paris), falling apart

Empress of Groovy @beyondpaisley.bsky.social · 6d

Lately, the phone call is ALWAYS coming from inside the house.

Empress of Groovy @beyondpaisley.bsky.social · 6d

I was soooooo inappropriately young when I watched Rosemary's Baby.

a man in a suit says he has his father 's eyes while sitting in a chair

Alt: Roman Castavets, the neighbor in "Rosemary's Baby", sits on a chair while he talks to Rosemary about her baby, who (spoiler alert)is the son of Satan. Roman tells her, "he has his father 's eyes," which we assume are kind of red and evil-looking.

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 7d

They have fucked up and elected such an awful president that folks are actually reminiscing about Reagan now instead of pissing on him

we are so fucked

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