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bettercallsteve.bsky.social @bettercallsteve.bsky.social · 1h

The transcript is equivalent to a mega run-on truth social post. Nauseating.

bettercallsteve.bsky.social @bettercallsteve.bsky.social · 14h

Sounds like Donald is pretty ticked that the Nigerian prince still hasn’t sent him all that money even after Donald sent him the processing fees.

bettercallsteve.bsky.social @bettercallsteve.bsky.social · 1d

“Release the Epstein files.”

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bettercallsteve.bsky.social @bettercallsteve.bsky.social · 3d

And with education secretary LindaMcMahon inventing “A-1”, Trump has hit a grand slam!

bettercallsteve.bsky.social @bettercallsteve.bsky.social · 6d

Is the “unfortunate event” the fact that Donald Trump was born 100 years ago?

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bettercallsteve.bsky.social @bettercallsteve.bsky.social · 10d

I got uncocked during a particularly violent dodgeball game in fifth grade. The doctor thought I might not be able to have kids.

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bettercallsteve.bsky.social @bettercallsteve.bsky.social · 10d

I thought being ignorant of the law and constitution was a prerequisite for ICE agents.

bettercallsteve.bsky.social @bettercallsteve.bsky.social · 10d

I thought having a criminal background was a prerequisite for being an ICE agent.

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bettercallsteve.bsky.social @bettercallsteve.bsky.social · 18d

You don’t have to be that old to remember that. #MAGA.

bettercallsteve.bsky.social @bettercallsteve.bsky.social · 24d

His ultimate goal is to start a civil war.

bettercallsteve.bsky.social @bettercallsteve.bsky.social · 24d

Taking a page out of Trump’s playbook, “The less we test for Covid, the less positive cases there are.”

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bettercallsteve.bsky.social @bettercallsteve.bsky.social · 25d

That’s gold, Jerry. Gold!

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bettercallsteve.bsky.social @bettercallsteve.bsky.social · Oct 2

I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a pedophile, which is what I am, let's face it

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bettercallsteve.bsky.social @bettercallsteve.bsky.social · Oct 1

If this were 1941 , Mike Johnson and Stephen Miller would be battling it out for the “Nazi of the Year” Award. (With apologies to Donald “Adolf” Trump).

bettercallsteve.bsky.social @bettercallsteve.bsky.social · Sep 30

Ah, you cut off the video before we got to see the Nazi salute!

bettercallsteve.bsky.social @bettercallsteve.bsky.social · Sep 30

Fat drunk and stupid is no way to run a government.

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bettercallsteve.bsky.social @bettercallsteve.bsky.social · Sep 25

I’m perfectly fine with violence against those who are committing illegal violent acts.

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bettercallsteve.bsky.social @bettercallsteve.bsky.social · Sep 24

I’m confident that my wife enjoys my morning PowerPoint presentation to her while she has her cup of coffee.

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bettercallsteve.bsky.social @bettercallsteve.bsky.social · Sep 22

Nothing says I miss you and you are a wonderful person than fireworks imported from China.

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bettercallsteve.bsky.social @bettercallsteve.bsky.social · Sep 21

Welp, I don’t forgive Charlie Kirk for the hate that he preached

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bettercallsteve.bsky.social @bettercallsteve.bsky.social · Sep 20

One significant difference is that children are not naturally born liars.

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bettercallsteve.bsky.social @bettercallsteve.bsky.social · Sep 20

The man who has spoken tens of thousands of lies, demands that other people lie in order to speak positively of him.

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bettercallsteve.bsky.social @bettercallsteve.bsky.social · Sep 19

Didn’t she also have an affair with a porn star?

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bettercallsteve.bsky.social @bettercallsteve.bsky.social · Sep 18

And until the day I die, I will never understood why the citizens of this country voted him in for a second term.

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bettercallsteve.bsky.social @bettercallsteve.bsky.social · Sep 17

Effects and not affects.

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