Bent Headlines
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Gil Gerard, hero of 25th century, somehow dead in 21st
December 19, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Gil Gerard, hero of 25th century, somehow dead in 21st
Obstreperous bookworms ransack Little Free Real Estate Listing Library in high-minded rage
December 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Obstreperous bookworms ransack Little Free Real Estate Listing Library in high-minded rage
Marine predator the size of bus ferried prey along ancient river service stops 66 million years ago
December 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Marine predator the size of bus ferried prey along ancient river service stops 66 million years ago
Geriatrics step on Washington in remonstration of mall closings
December 15, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Geriatrics step on Washington in remonstration of mall closings
Fencepost turtle new Harvard legacy admit
December 14, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Fencepost turtle new Harvard legacy admit
Scooter McCain grounded after bouncing 8th AD Skyraider off deck of Navy flattop
December 11, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Scooter McCain grounded after bouncing 8th AD Skyraider off deck of Navy flattop
Clipped! Another former child actor arrested for meth, assault, Trump support
December 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Clipped! Another former child actor arrested for meth, assault, Trump support
Neunundneunzig Luftballons treffen auf ein Lufthansa
December 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Neunundneunzig Luftballons treffen auf ein Lufthansa
Battleship New Jersey embraces reputation for colorful, profanity-laced signal flagging
December 7, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Battleship New Jersey embraces reputation for colorful, profanity-laced signal flagging
Guy doesn't know what makes him buy the crap he buys
December 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Guy doesn't know what makes him buy the crap he buys
Jack Finney recognized with Lifetime Achievement Award
December 5, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Jack Finney recognized with Lifetime Achievement Award
Wordle releases three-fifths scale model
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MA woman crashes into cranberry bog, adds sugar, comes to boil
November 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
MA woman crashes into cranberry bog, adds sugar, comes to boil
FBI releases Bigfoot's official file per family's request
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
FBI releases Bigfoot's official file per family's request
Guy up watching yet another Accident Case Study: A Case Study
November 21, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Guy up watching yet another Accident Case Study: A Case Study
Stoics, stones break man's bones
November 21, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Stoics, stones break man's bones
Broccoli stalk soup keeps showing up at chickpea's workplace
November 20, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Broccoli stalk soup keeps showing up at chickpea's workplace
33 pages abducted from vintage sci-fi paperback
November 19, 2025 at 1:35 PM
33 pages abducted from vintage sci-fi paperback
Couch potato with Bradycardia tries to think of it like having the resting heart rate of an elite sleeping athlete
November 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Couch potato with Bradycardia tries to think of it like having the resting heart rate of an elite sleeping athlete
Jack and Jill head back downhill after Jack never supported her career
November 16, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Jack and Jill head back downhill after Jack never supported her career
Man-apes begin cord cutting after cascade of extraterrestrial streaming services they're expected to pay for becomes unbearable
November 12, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Man-apes begin cord cutting after cascade of extraterrestrial streaming services they're expected to pay for becomes unbearable
Hudson Pewter can't hit splitter
November 11, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Hudson Pewter can't hit splitter
Doctor resorts to bringing male doctor with her so patients take her seriously when she calls them hypocondriacs
November 8, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Doctor resorts to bringing male doctor with her so patients take her seriously when she calls them hypocondriacs
Tea company pioneering modern British biscuit is Peak Frean
November 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Tea company pioneering modern British biscuit is Peak Frean
Neurodivergent woman coaches HR dept on her right to vibrating footmat, headphones, doodlepad
November 6, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Neurodivergent woman coaches HR dept on her right to vibrating footmat, headphones, doodlepad