Benji
@bennibennibenji.bsky.social
Self-identified rebel scum.
Deleting Grindr has ripple effects. At least 3 people at the gym asked why I’m mad at them or why I blocked them. 😅
November 13, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Deleting Grindr has ripple effects. At least 3 people at the gym asked why I’m mad at them or why I blocked them. 😅
'Same' kills a conversation so fast.
November 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
'Same' kills a conversation so fast.
The thiccening is upon us.
November 7, 2025 at 1:46 PM
The thiccening is upon us.
So, Elon helps destroy the economy with DOGE and government. He then gets recalled back to Tesla where he is rewarded with a $1T deal over 10 years? It’s time to revolt. Eat the eff’n rich.
November 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
So, Elon helps destroy the economy with DOGE and government. He then gets recalled back to Tesla where he is rewarded with a $1T deal over 10 years? It’s time to revolt. Eat the eff’n rich.
BF: Babe, I’m going to Home Depot. Need anything?
Me: If they have kittens will you grab two? They may say they’re out so make sure you ask them to check in the back.
BF: 😑
Me: If they have kittens will you grab two? They may say they’re out so make sure you ask them to check in the back.
BF: 😑
November 6, 2025 at 2:42 PM
BF: Babe, I’m going to Home Depot. Need anything?
Me: If they have kittens will you grab two? They may say they’re out so make sure you ask them to check in the back.
BF: 😑
Me: If they have kittens will you grab two? They may say they’re out so make sure you ask them to check in the back.
BF: 😑
Long overdue, but thank you for your service!
WASHINGTON (AP) — Nancy Pelosi won't seek reelection, ending her storied career in the US House.
November 6, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Long overdue, but thank you for your service!
I don't live in NYC, but I'm happy to fly in to help Cuomo pack for his upcoming move to FL.
November 5, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I don't live in NYC, but I'm happy to fly in to help Cuomo pack for his upcoming move to FL.
Now we need the DNC to follow this lead. Grow a backbone. Take a stance. Fight the fuck back.
BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Now we need the DNC to follow this lead. Grow a backbone. Take a stance. Fight the fuck back.
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Happy NYC Election Day to all who celebrate! 😌😌
November 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Happy NYC Election Day to all who celebrate! 😌😌
The Flu + COVID vaccine combo hits like a ton of bricks.
November 4, 2025 at 1:45 PM
The Flu + COVID vaccine combo hits like a ton of bricks.
The idea that we should care about the World Series when everything else is on fire feels so ridiculous to me.
October 31, 2025 at 1:51 PM
The idea that we should care about the World Series when everything else is on fire feels so ridiculous to me.
With SNAP benefits being withheld, what can we do to support our communities?
October 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
With SNAP benefits being withheld, what can we do to support our communities?
I prioritized rolling around in bed over getting up for the gym today. Plz clap.
October 29, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I prioritized rolling around in bed over getting up for the gym today. Plz clap.
Hakeem Jeffries is about as appealing to me as a politician as a stale piece of cake in the back of the fridge. Sure, it’s cake and that’s great, but it’s just not good.
October 21, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Hakeem Jeffries is about as appealing to me as a politician as a stale piece of cake in the back of the fridge. Sure, it’s cake and that’s great, but it’s just not good.
Damn… John Bolton too. Something about leopards and eating faces applies here, me thinks.
October 16, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Damn… John Bolton too. Something about leopards and eating faces applies here, me thinks.
We are going to learn that Epstein and Maxwell brought Melania to Trump instead of him pursuing her while on another date at a fashion week party.
October 9, 2025 at 7:44 PM
We are going to learn that Epstein and Maxwell brought Melania to Trump instead of him pursuing her while on another date at a fashion week party.
I think the pedophile he’s protecting is the president.
Sens. Ruben Gallego and Mark Kelly confronted Mike Johnson outside his office for delaying the swearing in of Rep.-elect Adelita Grijalva.
"You just don't want her to be in the Epstein discharge petition."
Gallego told reporters Johnson was 'cover[ing] up for pedophiles on the Epstein list.'
"You just don't want her to be in the Epstein discharge petition."
Gallego told reporters Johnson was 'cover[ing] up for pedophiles on the Epstein list.'
October 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I think the pedophile he’s protecting is the president.
We love JB!
If you come for my people, you come through me.
October 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
We love JB!
I've got a bad ear ache & called my doctor to schedule a visit. They don't have an any available until the 22nd. When I expressed my frustration, the scheduler said, "you can't just expect a doctor to be available when you're sick.". What the f*ck am I supposed to do then? Schedue illness? GTFO.
October 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I've got a bad ear ache & called my doctor to schedule a visit. They don't have an any available until the 22nd. When I expressed my frustration, the scheduler said, "you can't just expect a doctor to be available when you're sick.". What the f*ck am I supposed to do then? Schedue illness? GTFO.
Mike Johnson is a chicken shit.
This is Adelita Grijalva.
She was elected to Congress two weeks ago, officially making her the final vote needed to force the release of the Epstein files.
She has still not been sworn in because Mike Johnson refuses to do so.
She was elected to Congress two weeks ago, officially making her the final vote needed to force the release of the Epstein files.
She has still not been sworn in because Mike Johnson refuses to do so.
October 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Mike Johnson is a chicken shit.
Fellow Millennials, perhaps the most Boomer thing you can do is criticize Gen-Z for being lazy or confusing to you. Just stop.
October 6, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Fellow Millennials, perhaps the most Boomer thing you can do is criticize Gen-Z for being lazy or confusing to you. Just stop.
You can’t spell INCELS without I-C-E.
October 5, 2025 at 11:38 PM
You can’t spell INCELS without I-C-E.
It's a really fucked up thing to tell your brother-in-law to be sure to bring all of his immigration paperwork with him to visit you because you live in Chicago and he is brown and ICE has openly admitted that they're racially profiling people based on skin color alone.
October 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
It's a really fucked up thing to tell your brother-in-law to be sure to bring all of his immigration paperwork with him to visit you because you live in Chicago and he is brown and ICE has openly admitted that they're racially profiling people based on skin color alone.
Instead of locktober or jocktober how about we just create a safe space for people to follow their kinks without needing a holiday?
October 2, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Instead of locktober or jocktober how about we just create a safe space for people to follow their kinks without needing a holiday?
Me: Boss, it’d be great if you acknowledged the hard work me and my team have put in on these projects.
Also Me: She just said great work today. Something’s up. We might all be getting fired soon.
Also Me: She just said great work today. Something’s up. We might all be getting fired soon.
October 2, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Me: Boss, it’d be great if you acknowledged the hard work me and my team have put in on these projects.
Also Me: She just said great work today. Something’s up. We might all be getting fired soon.
Also Me: She just said great work today. Something’s up. We might all be getting fired soon.