Ben Jules
@benjulesrun.bsky.social
When you look back on all the stupidest shit you've heard all day, I'll be there
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I am constantly going back and forth between "I'm never paying for another subscription again" and "My time is invaluable and I'm never watching another ad again"
July 3, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I am constantly going back and forth between "I'm never paying for another subscription again" and "My time is invaluable and I'm never watching another ad again"
creating an app that helps you cancel your 6 rocketmoney subscriptions
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
creating an app that helps you cancel your 6 rocketmoney subscriptions
pronouncing QR like it rhymes with Dr
November 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
pronouncing QR like it rhymes with Dr
when I'm president the turkey pardon will be sponsored by peta and it will be VERY preachy
November 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
when I'm president the turkey pardon will be sponsored by peta and it will be VERY preachy
for christmas I want an SD card with all of wikipedia on it
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
for christmas I want an SD card with all of wikipedia on it
they got videos of people dying in ukraine on 60 minutes but god forbid someone says fuck on tv
November 24, 2025 at 12:12 AM
they got videos of people dying in ukraine on 60 minutes but god forbid someone says fuck on tv
everybody gangsta until the devil eggs start hatching
November 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
everybody gangsta until the devil eggs start hatching
oh you like authenticity? well how about when im authentically RACIST
November 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
oh you like authenticity? well how about when im authentically RACIST
not the non-contact umpire injury 😫
November 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
not the non-contact umpire injury 😫
if there was no fire dept and someone suggested making one they would get called a socialist
November 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
if there was no fire dept and someone suggested making one they would get called a socialist
turkey makes you sleepy because of the trypophobia
November 19, 2025 at 5:57 PM
turkey makes you sleepy because of the trypophobia
I've been saying "and all that jazz" at work because I don't think they would understand "type shit"
November 19, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I've been saying "and all that jazz" at work because I don't think they would understand "type shit"
WWMSCTIBARG (what would make Sabrina Carpenter think I'm being a responsible guy)
November 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
WWMSCTIBARG (what would make Sabrina Carpenter think I'm being a responsible guy)
stand up comedians when the dumbest things are happening to them
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media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
stand up comedians when the dumbest things are happening to them
the worst part of the earworm fucking burger king commercials is that it's lowkey a good deal
November 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
the worst part of the earworm fucking burger king commercials is that it's lowkey a good deal
okay google what does a mayor do
November 5, 2025 at 12:52 PM
okay google what does a mayor do
it's called SNAP because it can be taken away like that 🫰
November 3, 2025 at 5:39 PM
it's called SNAP because it can be taken away like that 🫰
I have this poster hanging on my wall after putting "antifa propaganda" on a secret santa list as a bit
Mexico Versus Nazis is a theme that’s really resonating with me of late
November 2, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I have this poster hanging on my wall after putting "antifa propaganda" on a secret santa list as a bit
the disagreement isn't about whether it's bad to punch down, it's about which direction down is
October 31, 2025 at 1:58 PM
the disagreement isn't about whether it's bad to punch down, it's about which direction down is
when I was a kid I read a book from 1900ish and they were like "if we're lucky we'll be allowed to have one prune for dessert" and I didn't get it but now I'm like damn a prune would slap rn
October 29, 2025 at 5:07 PM
when I was a kid I read a book from 1900ish and they were like "if we're lucky we'll be allowed to have one prune for dessert" and I didn't get it but now I'm like damn a prune would slap rn
due to inflation happy hours are now happy fifteen minuteses
October 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
due to inflation happy hours are now happy fifteen minuteses
she wide on my toe box til I zero drop
October 26, 2025 at 3:21 PM
she wide on my toe box til I zero drop
terry rozier sounds like someone couldn't remember the guy from nine inch naisl
October 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
terry rozier sounds like someone couldn't remember the guy from nine inch naisl
Miss information? She sounds bad af I'd spread her
October 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Miss information? She sounds bad af I'd spread her
everyone wants me to care about the white house but honestly? it's weird that we give the #1 guy a fancy palace in the first place
October 23, 2025 at 10:27 PM
everyone wants me to care about the white house but honestly? it's weird that we give the #1 guy a fancy palace in the first place