Benji2049
@benji2049.bsky.social
Just some middle-aged guy making middle-aged noises. He/Him. Saucy Narrator. Smut Writer. NSFW Content Creator. Voice Artist. MDNI.
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Episodes 35 & 36 of my podcast drop today! Enjoy them on your platform of choice.
Also, I launched a Patreon!
Spotify - open.spotify.com/show/3OJugF5...
Audible - www.audible.com/podcast/Benj...
Apple Podcasts - podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...
Also, I launched a Patreon!
Spotify - open.spotify.com/show/3OJugF5...
Audible - www.audible.com/podcast/Benj...
Apple Podcasts - podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...
Okay, let’s settle this once and for all. Which are you eating on a crisp autumn afternoon: Pho or Ramen?
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Okay, let’s settle this once and for all. Which are you eating on a crisp autumn afternoon: Pho or Ramen?
I love my mother. I do.
But when you volunteer to put on a movie for my kids…
I’d like a little advance notice…
That it will require me to hunt through every closet in your condo…
To locate three separate DVD players…
And three separate cords…
And then discover your TV doesn’t work.
But when you volunteer to put on a movie for my kids…
I’d like a little advance notice…
That it will require me to hunt through every closet in your condo…
To locate three separate DVD players…
And three separate cords…
And then discover your TV doesn’t work.
November 21, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I love my mother. I do.
But when you volunteer to put on a movie for my kids…
I’d like a little advance notice…
That it will require me to hunt through every closet in your condo…
To locate three separate DVD players…
And three separate cords…
And then discover your TV doesn’t work.
But when you volunteer to put on a movie for my kids…
I’d like a little advance notice…
That it will require me to hunt through every closet in your condo…
To locate three separate DVD players…
And three separate cords…
And then discover your TV doesn’t work.
Should I pivot into #fitfluencer or is the world not ready for my truth?
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The real fitness secret #fitnesstips #motivation #depression
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November 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Should I pivot into #fitfluencer or is the world not ready for my truth?
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Episodes 35 & 36 of my podcast drop today! Enjoy them on your platform of choice.
Also, I launched a Patreon!
Spotify - open.spotify.com/show/3OJugF5...
Audible - www.audible.com/podcast/Benj...
Apple Podcasts - podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...
Also, I launched a Patreon!
Spotify - open.spotify.com/show/3OJugF5...
Audible - www.audible.com/podcast/Benj...
Apple Podcasts - podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...
November 17, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Episodes 35 & 36 of my podcast drop today! Enjoy them on your platform of choice.
Also, I launched a Patreon!
Spotify - open.spotify.com/show/3OJugF5...
Audible - www.audible.com/podcast/Benj...
Apple Podcasts - podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...
Also, I launched a Patreon!
Spotify - open.spotify.com/show/3OJugF5...
Audible - www.audible.com/podcast/Benj...
Apple Podcasts - podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...
Now that the statute of limitations has passed, I must confess something…
I ate all the Almond Joys my kids collected on Halloween. I feel no remorse.
If you bring that chocolate coconut crack into this house, I will not - I SHALL not resist its siren song.
I ate all the Almond Joys my kids collected on Halloween. I feel no remorse.
If you bring that chocolate coconut crack into this house, I will not - I SHALL not resist its siren song.
November 17, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Now that the statute of limitations has passed, I must confess something…
I ate all the Almond Joys my kids collected on Halloween. I feel no remorse.
If you bring that chocolate coconut crack into this house, I will not - I SHALL not resist its siren song.
I ate all the Almond Joys my kids collected on Halloween. I feel no remorse.
If you bring that chocolate coconut crack into this house, I will not - I SHALL not resist its siren song.
My 6-year-old stubbed their toe and yelped, "Sh*t!"
And look, I want to teach good manners, I do. But in my book that's a legit reaction.
And look, I want to teach good manners, I do. But in my book that's a legit reaction.
November 16, 2025 at 2:53 AM
My 6-year-old stubbed their toe and yelped, "Sh*t!"
And look, I want to teach good manners, I do. But in my book that's a legit reaction.
And look, I want to teach good manners, I do. But in my book that's a legit reaction.
November 14, 2025 at 1:45 PM
We’ll always have #pennies from heaven
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November 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Delayed Onset Muscle Soreness #facts #dontgiveup #exercise
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November 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Well, folks, I did it. I spent all Sunday literally taking apart my dishwasher, pulling out all the hoses, cleaning the gunk out of the filters, trying to figure out why it wasn’t draining. And in the end I realized something important: I am, in fact, not a plumber.
November 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Well, folks, I did it. I spent all Sunday literally taking apart my dishwasher, pulling out all the hoses, cleaning the gunk out of the filters, trying to figure out why it wasn’t draining. And in the end I realized something important: I am, in fact, not a plumber.
My 6-year-old: Can I have a pencil?
Me: I don’t have any pencils in my car.
6: Then why do you have a bunch of notebooks in your drawer?
Me: Your logic has defeated me. You may have this pen as a trophy.
Me: I don’t have any pencils in my car.
6: Then why do you have a bunch of notebooks in your drawer?
Me: Your logic has defeated me. You may have this pen as a trophy.
November 6, 2025 at 5:00 AM
My 6-year-old: Can I have a pencil?
Me: I don’t have any pencils in my car.
6: Then why do you have a bunch of notebooks in your drawer?
Me: Your logic has defeated me. You may have this pen as a trophy.
Me: I don’t have any pencils in my car.
6: Then why do you have a bunch of notebooks in your drawer?
Me: Your logic has defeated me. You may have this pen as a trophy.
Obviously we know where I’m going #pinkponyclub
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November 5, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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All the feels, live on Reddit.
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#wkd #wkdfaerie #wkdaudios #wkdwilds #audio #eroticaudio #voiceactor #asmr
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#wkd #wkdfaerie #wkdaudios #wkdwilds #audio #eroticaudio #voiceactor #asmr
November 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
All the feels, live on Reddit.
www.reddit.com/r/GWNarrativ...
#wkd #wkdfaerie #wkdaudios #wkdwilds #audio #eroticaudio #voiceactor #asmr
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#wkd #wkdfaerie #wkdaudios #wkdwilds #audio #eroticaudio #voiceactor #asmr
Kids today will never understand. The ‘90s. Grbl bleh mrrggh. Best decade. Bargl blem sok pbbbbbbt
November 4, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Kids today will never understand. The ‘90s. Grbl bleh mrrggh. Best decade. Bargl blem sok pbbbbbbt
My 4-year-old: *starts sobbing because Elsa freezes solid in Frozen 2*
Me: Are you serious? You’ve watched this movie 900 times. You know she’s fine.
My 6-year-old: *starts sniffling uncontrollably*
Me: What is happening right now?
Me: Are you serious? You’ve watched this movie 900 times. You know she’s fine.
My 6-year-old: *starts sniffling uncontrollably*
Me: What is happening right now?
November 2, 2025 at 4:46 AM
My 4-year-old: *starts sobbing because Elsa freezes solid in Frozen 2*
Me: Are you serious? You’ve watched this movie 900 times. You know she’s fine.
My 6-year-old: *starts sniffling uncontrollably*
Me: What is happening right now?
Me: Are you serious? You’ve watched this movie 900 times. You know she’s fine.
My 6-year-old: *starts sniffling uncontrollably*
Me: What is happening right now?
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The next instalment of Benji and I getting in the pants
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[Mature Content] From the Wkdaudios community on Reddit: Get In My Pants AMA Part 1
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November 1, 2025 at 3:19 AM
The next instalment of Benji and I getting in the pants
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Come listen to @wkdfaerie.bsky.social and I answer questions from you, the listeners!
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[Mature Content] From the GetInMyEars community on Reddit: Get In My Pants AMA Part 1
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October 31, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Come listen to @wkdfaerie.bsky.social and I answer questions from you, the listeners!
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Two episodes into the new season of Hazbin Hotel and the vibe feels slightly off. But then #Gravity showed up and slapped the sass outta my mouth.
October 30, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Two episodes into the new season of Hazbin Hotel and the vibe feels slightly off. But then #Gravity showed up and slapped the sass outta my mouth.
Have you ever fallen in love with a dream? #dreams #malevoice #love #musing #lovers
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Have you ever fallen in love with a dream? #musing #malevoice #dreams #love #lovers
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October 29, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Have you ever fallen in love with a dream? #dreams #malevoice #love #musing #lovers
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His name is Kenmore. He’s a warforged barbarian. His dexterity, intelligence, and wisdom are -1. He just wants to clean up this town. #dungeonsanddragons
October 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
His name is Kenmore. He’s a warforged barbarian. His dexterity, intelligence, and wisdom are -1. He just wants to clean up this town. #dungeonsanddragons
Debbie Reynolds is sexy AF in Halloweentown.
That’s it. That’s the tweet.
That’s it. That’s the tweet.
an older woman is saying that being normal is vastly overrated
ALT: an older woman is saying that being normal is vastly overrated
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October 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Debbie Reynolds is sexy AF in Halloweentown.
That’s it. That’s the tweet.
That’s it. That’s the tweet.
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Benji gives us two versions of this smutty smutty audio. What a guy 😉
October 22, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Benji gives us two versions of this smutty smutty audio. What a guy 😉
October 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM