Bender the Atheist
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Atheist, Atheism, logic, skeptic, skepticism, freedom from religion, LGBTQ friendly, humanist, science, arborist, ADHD, dyslexic, neurospicey
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So they changed it to The Department of War Criminals
So they changed it to The Department of War Criminals
December 1, 2025 at 2:41 AM
So they changed it to The Department of War Criminals
After JD Vance annoys his wife, where does he sleep? Because we all know the couch isn’t a punishment
November 22, 2025 at 4:07 AM
After JD Vance annoys his wife, where does he sleep? Because we all know the couch isn’t a punishment
The fact that maga doesn’t understand that people on the left don’t care if everyone, including other leftist, are held responsible for crimes, is terrifying. Because they clearly don’t want people on their side held responsible for crimes.
November 22, 2025 at 4:05 AM
The fact that maga doesn’t understand that people on the left don’t care if everyone, including other leftist, are held responsible for crimes, is terrifying. Because they clearly don’t want people on their side held responsible for crimes.
November 8, 2025 at 6:17 AM
November 4, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Trump feels sorry for the rapist formerly known as prince. Figures
November 3, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Trump feels sorry for the rapist formerly known as prince. Figures
Conservatives hate when you point out that they’re the Islamists they despise so much are right wing conservatives
October 28, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Conservatives hate when you point out that they’re the Islamists they despise so much are right wing conservatives
Joe Rogan is a classic example as to how a conspiracy theorist can be turned religious because of the way their thinking works. It also works with religious turning into conspiracy theorist
October 28, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Joe Rogan is a classic example as to how a conspiracy theorist can be turned religious because of the way their thinking works. It also works with religious turning into conspiracy theorist
How long before there’s a McDonald’s in the east wing of the White House attached to the ballroom?
October 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
How long before there’s a McDonald’s in the east wing of the White House attached to the ballroom?
Classic McDonald Trump:
We’re not touching the White House’s building
Well, we are touching the building but it’s so small you’ll never notice
We’re demolishing the whole east wing of the White House
We’re not touching the White House’s building
Well, we are touching the building but it’s so small you’ll never notice
We’re demolishing the whole east wing of the White House
October 23, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Classic McDonald Trump:
We’re not touching the White House’s building
Well, we are touching the building but it’s so small you’ll never notice
We’re demolishing the whole east wing of the White House
We’re not touching the White House’s building
Well, we are touching the building but it’s so small you’ll never notice
We’re demolishing the whole east wing of the White House
October 19, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Why is TikTok just people eating fast food in their cars?
October 10, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Why is TikTok just people eating fast food in their cars?
I got a vasectomy today because I don’t want any kids but when I got home they were still there
September 24, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I got a vasectomy today because I don’t want any kids but when I got home they were still there
Does anyone else look at their daily Facebook friend birthday notifications and think how can anyone still believe in star signs?
September 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Does anyone else look at their daily Facebook friend birthday notifications and think how can anyone still believe in star signs?
[it’s 2015]
Time traveler: Donal Trump is going to announce that they’ve figured out the cause of autism at Charlie Kirk’s funeral.
The world: come on man, make it at least plausible.
Time traveler: Donal Trump is going to announce that they’ve figured out the cause of autism at Charlie Kirk’s funeral.
The world: come on man, make it at least plausible.
September 22, 2025 at 10:04 AM
[it’s 2015]
Time traveler: Donal Trump is going to announce that they’ve figured out the cause of autism at Charlie Kirk’s funeral.
The world: come on man, make it at least plausible.
Time traveler: Donal Trump is going to announce that they’ve figured out the cause of autism at Charlie Kirk’s funeral.
The world: come on man, make it at least plausible.
Reposted by Bender the Atheist
So unifying
September 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM
So unifying
“I hate my opponent, I don’t want the best for them.” - Donald Trump at Charlie Kirk’s Memorial Service
September 22, 2025 at 12:02 AM
“I hate my opponent, I don’t want the best for them.” - Donald Trump at Charlie Kirk’s Memorial Service
MAGA think they’re morally superior for once just because they’re sad that someone died and nobody else is. It’s like the opposite when the left think they’re superior when they’re sad that kids die in school shootings when MAGA DGAF
September 18, 2025 at 12:32 PM
MAGA think they’re morally superior for once just because they’re sad that someone died and nobody else is. It’s like the opposite when the left think they’re superior when they’re sad that kids die in school shootings when MAGA DGAF
The fools are being manipulated into hatred and violence. There is a reason this is happening in all white western countries. I fear there is no stopping it. Hate has won and we’re screwed
September 14, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The fools are being manipulated into hatred and violence. There is a reason this is happening in all white western countries. I fear there is no stopping it. Hate has won and we’re screwed
These loyalty tests are getting weird
September 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
These loyalty tests are getting weird
What a way to lose a gun debate
September 11, 2025 at 4:48 AM
What a way to lose a gun debate
I will give him this one
September 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I will give him this one
Is anyone talking about the pubic hair signature?
September 9, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Is anyone talking about the pubic hair signature?