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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 2h

100% guarantee there are no underwear left in that bag

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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 3h

TRUMP TAKE CHEESE

🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 5h

"Dickmatized"

Dang the best my dick can do is that trick where you let the apple roll down and pop it up with your dick elbow and catch it again, and a few dick card tricks (ask her if her card was the 10 of spades but she says it was more like a 5 of clubs)

creepysquirrel.bsky.social @creepysquirrel.bsky.social · 5h

Hey now, it’s not her fault she was so dickmatized that her journalism papered over that they would be coming for people with autism and they’ll kill us all with the rollback of public health and medical research. Let’s be fair.

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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 7h

Not the biggest Bill Burr fan but his joke on SNL after this most recent election was pretty good:

"Well ladies, you're 0-2 against this guy!"

🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 18h

Please dont its the funniest one of these I've seen, wish I had thought of it

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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 18h

LMAO

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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 18h

Nipples are the glow plugs of the pussy

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Radical Graffiti @radicalgraffiti.bsky.social · 8d

"Go Birds DH / Fuck ICE / Free Palestine"
Seen in Philadelphia

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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 19h

I've been inclined
To believe it never was

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Dk @crazegewd.bsky.social · 1d

Fun drugs for my real friends, real drugs for my fun friends

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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 21h

I'm imagining him sitting there like clockwork orange, eyes wired open, 24 images per second for 2+ hours

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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 21h

I can draw a schematic if you need me to

🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 21h

I'm here for you, ask away

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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 21h

Is that ILLEGAL NOW, BRUCE?!?!

🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 21h

Yeah yeah, laugh it up

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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 21h

*the slowest of claps*

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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 21h

My culture is not your kink

Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 1d

A man who works for the people overseeing America’s nuclear stockpile has lost his security clearance after he uploaded 187,000 pornographic images to a Department of Energy (DOE) network. Included AI-generated robot porn.

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