wandering bear
@belovedaunt.bsky.social
Curb your enthusiasm. Philly sports, PSU, Chelsea, F1, science and space.
“No shit! I pull for the Phillies. I hope your team sucks and loses.”
“No shit! I pull for the Phillies. I hope your team sucks and loses.”
Pinned
Alt text: even when using the world’s fastest sub-nanosecond exposure high-speed cameras, trying to capture Kyle Scoots Schwarber in motion results in a blurry image.
Is there a real threat to the Phillies re-signing Kyle Schwarber?
From @witteethan.bsky.social
www.thegoodphight.com/phillies-ana...
From @witteethan.bsky.social
www.thegoodphight.com/phillies-ana...
Is there a real threat to the Phillies re-signing Kyle Schwarber?
What’s the hold up?
www.thegoodphight.com
December 9, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Alt text: even when using the world’s fastest sub-nanosecond exposure high-speed cameras, trying to capture Kyle Scoots Schwarber in motion results in a blurry image.
It didn’t turn out great…
The Eagles have a tough schedule all year, but November is shaping up to be particularly grueling with these prime time/national games. Coming off the bye in week 9:
Week 10 at GB MNF
Week 11 vs DET SNF
Week 12 at DAL 4:25 game
Week 13 vs CHI Black Friday 3 pm
Week 14 at Chargers MNF
Go Birds 🦅
Week 10 at GB MNF
Week 11 vs DET SNF
Week 12 at DAL 4:25 game
Week 13 vs CHI Black Friday 3 pm
Week 14 at Chargers MNF
Go Birds 🦅
December 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
It didn’t turn out great…
Pre-snap motion? How’d that happen?
December 9, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Pre-snap motion? How’d that happen?
Got to thinking, what’s the scorigami account going to do once all permutations are achieved? It can indefinitely hold out that 99-98 has a 0.01% of happening, but that’s not terribly intriguing.
December 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Got to thinking, what’s the scorigami account going to do once all permutations are achieved? It can indefinitely hold out that 99-98 has a 0.01% of happening, but that’s not terribly intriguing.
I like to shit on ND as much as the next guy but CFB is broken and I don’t think it comes back. What’s the point in bowl games? Bama 9th? We're heading towards 2 semi-pro leagues of 20ish teams that claim to represent local colleges for nostalgic reasons, and everyone else will have FCS style rules
10-2 Notre Dame announces it will not accept a bowl bid after missing the playoff.
December 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I like to shit on ND as much as the next guy but CFB is broken and I don’t think it comes back. What’s the point in bowl games? Bama 9th? We're heading towards 2 semi-pro leagues of 20ish teams that claim to represent local colleges for nostalgic reasons, and everyone else will have FCS style rules
There’s nothing louder than closing a toilet seat lid in somebody else’s house when you *think* it’s a slow close.
December 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
There’s nothing louder than closing a toilet seat lid in somebody else’s house when you *think* it’s a slow close.
Why is Russell Wilson, as an active player, co-hosting a pregame show?
December 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Why is Russell Wilson, as an active player, co-hosting a pregame show?
Identifying the cardinal direction of the endzone inside a dome isn’t terribly meaningful
December 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Identifying the cardinal direction of the endzone inside a dome isn’t terribly meaningful
I’m not up to date on my junk science, but I’d think sending my blood through an external ozone treatment process would also kill all the beneficial pathogens in the blood from my raw milk diet?
December 6, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I’m not up to date on my junk science, but I’d think sending my blood through an external ozone treatment process would also kill all the beneficial pathogens in the blood from my raw milk diet?
Me: “oh new company that I’m providing my phone number to, it’s great to hear that you tell me you won’t sell my information to third parties”
Also Me over the next 3 weeks: “man, I wonder why my spam calls have increased 300% since I provided my phone number to that first company”
Also Me over the next 3 weeks: “man, I wonder why my spam calls have increased 300% since I provided my phone number to that first company”
December 5, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Me: “oh new company that I’m providing my phone number to, it’s great to hear that you tell me you won’t sell my information to third parties”
Also Me over the next 3 weeks: “man, I wonder why my spam calls have increased 300% since I provided my phone number to that first company”
Also Me over the next 3 weeks: “man, I wonder why my spam calls have increased 300% since I provided my phone number to that first company”
I get irrationally annoyed at Herbstreit’s style of referring to players by their number instead of their name:
“that’s a great play there by 3”
“that’s a great play there by 3”
December 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I get irrationally annoyed at Herbstreit’s style of referring to players by their number instead of their name:
“that’s a great play there by 3”
“that’s a great play there by 3”
Sixers, that was exciting
December 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Sixers, that was exciting
This just happened again tonight!
I picked a good time to watch the Flyers. 3 goals in 26 seconds? I’ll keep watching. All because of me.
December 4, 2025 at 12:59 AM
This just happened again tonight!
Why on Earth do they staple the cardboard hang tag to the red Christmas bows? The material is very delicate so it’s impossible to remove the cardboard or the staples without ripping it. Then, if for some reason you had to return it you probably can’t on account of it being ripped apart. Harrumph
November 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Why on Earth do they staple the cardboard hang tag to the red Christmas bows? The material is very delicate so it’s impossible to remove the cardboard or the staples without ripping it. Then, if for some reason you had to return it you probably can’t on account of it being ripped apart. Harrumph
At least once a week I walk into the kitchen and think a rodent died inside one of the cabinets before realizing it’s the open can of cat food his from breakfast sitting on the counter.
#Caturday
#Caturday
November 29, 2025 at 3:47 PM
At least once a week I walk into the kitchen and think a rodent died inside one of the cabinets before realizing it’s the open can of cat food his from breakfast sitting on the counter.
#Caturday
#Caturday
YouTube recommended a video to me titled “science explains how to win the lottery”. I hope nobody else finds out about this one…
November 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
YouTube recommended a video to me titled “science explains how to win the lottery”. I hope nobody else finds out about this one…
I know it’s apocryphal but for the purposes of the joke, the tryptophan is winning while I’m watching this game.
tom from the cartoon tom and jerry is holding a can of soda in his paws .
Alt: tom from the cartoon tom and jerry taping his eyelids open to stay awake.
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I know it’s apocryphal but for the purposes of the joke, the tryptophan is winning while I’m watching this game.
There are easier ways to charge it
November 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
There are easier ways to charge it
Post a famous bathroom scene
November 26, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Post a famous bathroom scene
I don’t think humanity will survive to have to do it, but at some point it’ll have to come up with a new convention for expressing the year. It won’t be practical to write/say/whatever that you were born in the year 467 million eight hundred thousand and seventy two.
November 25, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I don’t think humanity will survive to have to do it, but at some point it’ll have to come up with a new convention for expressing the year. It won’t be practical to write/say/whatever that you were born in the year 467 million eight hundred thousand and seventy two.
I got a YouTube ad for a “tactical hoodie”. First of all wtf is that, secondly, I hope they have to pay FX royalties for stealing Archer’s idea
a man in a turtleneck is talking to a woman
Alt: Sterling Archer explaining to Lana that he coined the term tactleneck for the tactical turtleneck he wears.
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I got a YouTube ad for a “tactical hoodie”. First of all wtf is that, secondly, I hope they have to pay FX royalties for stealing Archer’s idea