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adam beilman
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New York’s Football Team
We didn’t smash any tables. We didn’t eat a garbage plate. But you better believe the Bills got that W today.

Thanks to Gov. Kathy Hochul for bringing the #BillsMafia energy to Astoria today—and to Murphy’s Bar for having us.
It should be no surprise that the Bills’
Bishop finally showed up this week
Romo
Olsen
Aikman
Collinsworth
Getting hit by a bus
Brady

Romo is goofy but I just think he has the best understanding of the (modern) game and translates for the viewer the best. Inserted Olsen because same reason.
Berlin Marathon 2025
3:38:57

- Temps peaked at 80F, the wurst conditions I’ve ever raced in.
- Got beat handily by Harry Styles.
- Saw 4 different spectators in Josh Allen jerseys.
Houston (and I guess Nashville) keeps the AFC South out of the basement.

Whereas Pittsburgh and Baltimore do not make up for the sins of Cincinnati
Anyone know German that can help me translate?
Woke up at 2:15a to watch the Bills on a laptop via VPN in Berlin. Did not disappoint.

Scheiß auf die Delfine forever

@nagelhout.bsky.social @prescottrossi.bsky.social
Sounds like it’s time to get you to God’s country (Brooklyn)
No snacks, just 3 Red Bulls.

Then you drive to the nearest coast in order to drain the oceans to find and kill god
Diet Coke, Cheetos Flaming Hot, & Peanut M&M’s is the only answer
Whenever my inbox is clear, Gmail has insisted that I have (1) unread email. It has been this way for at least the past 4 years and there’s no way for me find it because you can’t search just the primary inbox
Is there any connection between USA Football and the NFL, or is the governing body all “flag football guys”?
Clean mold from your window air conditioner with these simple steps!
Saints UDFA class is just the entire roster from the Key & Peele sketch
Unusual for whom?
One of my neighbors screamed at Wallace and me once saying, “what if I came over and peed on your house?!” to which the only response I had was, “…ok?”
Here’s hoping “See you in court” becomes the 2025 version of “I’m reclaiming my time”
TRUMP: The NCAA has complied immediately. That's good. But I understand Maine -- is the governor of Maine here?

JANET MILLS: Yeah I'm here

TRUMP: Are you not gonna comply?

JM: I'm going to comply with state and federal law

T: You better do it bc you're not gonna get any federal funding at all
Happy Valentine’s Day
I wouldn’t have thought this was possible in 2021
Imagine knowing this would happen in like, 2013. Like what would you even begin to think.
The NFL MVP is a Buffalo Bill
Absolutely zero drip. Critically low levels of swag
It’s the John Mulaney “Horse in a Hospital” bit on a slightly smaller scale
I work in advertising and once had a client who was obsessed with the Dawn ducks. To the point where he would remark, in reaction to ideas we presented that underwhelmed him, “well it’s no Dawn ducks.”
I went to the Chiefs page on the other app to see their injury report, and the 3rd tweet down in their feed was an ad for some incoherent crypto + anti-Fauci thing?

I did seriously pause for a second and think whether their admin might have RT’d on the work account by mistake
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Bringing Glory to the Lakes for the next 30 years. @beils.bsky.social

Fuck you. Go Bills.