Creese Befunkin
@befunkin.bsky.social
Meta refugee, meat popsicle, sourdough Alaskan, scallywag, Groucho Marxist, works with the Ministry of Object Permanence
We need a dramatic nationwide demonstration that surrendering is not an option if the democratic party expects to have a future.
CALL a 1-Day General Strike
on Wednesday, Nov 12
when WE THE PEOPLE
shutdown the COUNTRY
not just the government and
demand we be heard.
CALL a 1-Day General Strike
on Wednesday, Nov 12
when WE THE PEOPLE
shutdown the COUNTRY
not just the government and
demand we be heard.
November 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
We need a dramatic nationwide demonstration that surrendering is not an option if the democratic party expects to have a future.
CALL a 1-Day General Strike
on Wednesday, Nov 12
when WE THE PEOPLE
shutdown the COUNTRY
not just the government and
demand we be heard.
CALL a 1-Day General Strike
on Wednesday, Nov 12
when WE THE PEOPLE
shutdown the COUNTRY
not just the government and
demand we be heard.
Pedophile Protector Johnson is counting on the Special Election on December 2nd in Tennessee’s 7th Congressional District electing a republican BEFORE he swears in Adelita Grijalva from Arizona’s 7th District.
If he swears in both in the Epstein discharge petition is still one vote short.
If he swears in both in the Epstein discharge petition is still one vote short.
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Pedophile Protector Johnson is counting on the Special Election on December 2nd in Tennessee’s 7th Congressional District electing a republican BEFORE he swears in Adelita Grijalva from Arizona’s 7th District.
If he swears in both in the Epstein discharge petition is still one vote short.
If he swears in both in the Epstein discharge petition is still one vote short.
I was going to drag out what I thought was an Einstein quote to help discuss Tuesday night’s election results, but when I went to verify the wording I found the quote had been mis-attributed.
In the process I found it was part of an even better quote by Physicist John Wheeler about Albert Einstein.
In the process I found it was part of an even better quote by Physicist John Wheeler about Albert Einstein.
November 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I was going to drag out what I thought was an Einstein quote to help discuss Tuesday night’s election results, but when I went to verify the wording I found the quote had been mis-attributed.
In the process I found it was part of an even better quote by Physicist John Wheeler about Albert Einstein.
In the process I found it was part of an even better quote by Physicist John Wheeler about Albert Einstein.
Our CHILD RAPIST PRESIDENT is trying to starve our soldiers, our veterans and their families in order to bully democrats.
If democrats give in to the CHILD RAPIST BULLY the bullying will never stop. Either we make a stand here and now or it will be surrendering to fascism.
If democrats give in to the CHILD RAPIST BULLY the bullying will never stop. Either we make a stand here and now or it will be surrendering to fascism.
November 8, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Our CHILD RAPIST PRESIDENT is trying to starve our soldiers, our veterans and their families in order to bully democrats.
If democrats give in to the CHILD RAPIST BULLY the bullying will never stop. Either we make a stand here and now or it will be surrendering to fascism.
If democrats give in to the CHILD RAPIST BULLY the bullying will never stop. Either we make a stand here and now or it will be surrendering to fascism.
The longer Johnson delays the vote on the discharge petition to release the Epstein files …
… the closer that vote will be to the mid-term elections-term elections.
Mikey needs to ask himself if being associated with the EPSTEIN COVERUP SCANDAL is a winning strategy for the GOP in the mid-terms.
… the closer that vote will be to the mid-term elections-term elections.
Mikey needs to ask himself if being associated with the EPSTEIN COVERUP SCANDAL is a winning strategy for the GOP in the mid-terms.
November 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM
The longer Johnson delays the vote on the discharge petition to release the Epstein files …
… the closer that vote will be to the mid-term elections-term elections.
Mikey needs to ask himself if being associated with the EPSTEIN COVERUP SCANDAL is a winning strategy for the GOP in the mid-terms.
… the closer that vote will be to the mid-term elections-term elections.
Mikey needs to ask himself if being associated with the EPSTEIN COVERUP SCANDAL is a winning strategy for the GOP in the mid-terms.
Why exactly are America’s Children not a better investment than Argentina?
What happened to ‘America First’ ??
What happened to ‘America First’ ??
November 3, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Why exactly are America’s Children not a better investment than Argentina?
What happened to ‘America First’ ??
What happened to ‘America First’ ??
We the Resistance have made a difference and our impact is growing daily with each act of defiance.
Never doubt that, never doubt you have an impact.
Never doubt that, never doubt you have an impact.
November 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
We the Resistance have made a difference and our impact is growing daily with each act of defiance.
Never doubt that, never doubt you have an impact.
Never doubt that, never doubt you have an impact.
For those times that require being both polite and precise.
November 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
For those times that require being both polite and precise.
Our CHILD RAPIST PRESIDENT is celebrating the 2025 Nobel Prizes in Physics going to an American scientist at a university he wants to control, in a state he wants to strip of immigrants …
… all the while ignoring that 2 out of the 3 winners were IMMIGRANTS.
… all the while ignoring that 2 out of the 3 winners were IMMIGRANTS.
October 31, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Our CHILD RAPIST PRESIDENT is celebrating the 2025 Nobel Prizes in Physics going to an American scientist at a university he wants to control, in a state he wants to strip of immigrants …
… all the while ignoring that 2 out of the 3 winners were IMMIGRANTS.
… all the while ignoring that 2 out of the 3 winners were IMMIGRANTS.
Oligarchs are looking be in control of even alaska’s ISPs.
alaskabeacon.com/briefs/billi...
And they want to keep the details about it secret.
ALASKANS CAN COMMENT ABOUT THE SECRECY REQUEST BY CLOSE OF BUSINESS Tuesday OCTOBER 28TH (today!) Link in comments
alaskabeacon.com/briefs/billi...
And they want to keep the details about it secret.
ALASKANS CAN COMMENT ABOUT THE SECRECY REQUEST BY CLOSE OF BUSINESS Tuesday OCTOBER 28TH (today!) Link in comments
Billionaire seeks controlling interest in GCI, regulatory filings show | Alaska Beacon
John Malone already owns a majority of GCI Liberty’s voting shares, but until now has been limited by agreements that limit his voting power.
alaskabeacon.com
October 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Oligarchs are looking be in control of even alaska’s ISPs.
alaskabeacon.com/briefs/billi...
And they want to keep the details about it secret.
ALASKANS CAN COMMENT ABOUT THE SECRECY REQUEST BY CLOSE OF BUSINESS Tuesday OCTOBER 28TH (today!) Link in comments
alaskabeacon.com/briefs/billi...
And they want to keep the details about it secret.
ALASKANS CAN COMMENT ABOUT THE SECRECY REQUEST BY CLOSE OF BUSINESS Tuesday OCTOBER 28TH (today!) Link in comments
KETCHUP ALERT !!
KETCHUP ALERT !!
Intense TACOs incoming !
Because Trump Always Chickens Out 🙄
KETCHUP ALERT !!
Intense TACOs incoming !
Because Trump Always Chickens Out 🙄
October 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
KETCHUP ALERT !!
KETCHUP ALERT !!
Intense TACOs incoming !
Because Trump Always Chickens Out 🙄
KETCHUP ALERT !!
Intense TACOs incoming !
Because Trump Always Chickens Out 🙄
I will be referring to it as the Epstein Ballroom and I encourage others to do the same. Using that name defeats the purpose of this distraction from the Epstein Coverup.
The Epstein Ballroom, where 13 year old girls get in for FREE!
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles NOW !!
The Epstein Ballroom, where 13 year old girls get in for FREE!
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles NOW !!
October 23, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I will be referring to it as the Epstein Ballroom and I encourage others to do the same. Using that name defeats the purpose of this distraction from the Epstein Coverup.
The Epstein Ballroom, where 13 year old girls get in for FREE!
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles NOW !!
The Epstein Ballroom, where 13 year old girls get in for FREE!
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles NOW !!
How much might health insurance costs go up if the tax credits expire according to the Republican plans in your state?
I have not vetted this source, but it appears to be sourced and calculated without deception so far.
acasignups.net/ira-subsidy-...
I have not vetted this source, but it appears to be sourced and calculated without deception so far.
acasignups.net/ira-subsidy-...
acasignups.net
October 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
How much might health insurance costs go up if the tax credits expire according to the Republican plans in your state?
I have not vetted this source, but it appears to be sourced and calculated without deception so far.
acasignups.net/ira-subsidy-...
I have not vetted this source, but it appears to be sourced and calculated without deception so far.
acasignups.net/ira-subsidy-...
Time to call out House Republicans that are in hiding rather than doing their job to help end a government shutdown!
Alaska’s ChickenNick needs to answer that question - why isn’t he in Washington doing their job People’s business?
Alaska’s ChickenNick needs to answer that question - why isn’t he in Washington doing their job People’s business?
October 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Time to call out House Republicans that are in hiding rather than doing their job to help end a government shutdown!
Alaska’s ChickenNick needs to answer that question - why isn’t he in Washington doing their job People’s business?
Alaska’s ChickenNick needs to answer that question - why isn’t he in Washington doing their job People’s business?
Alaska Air Nat’l Guard C-17, assigned to the 176th Wing, evacuating approximately 300 displaced western Alaska residents from Bethel, Alaska, following Typhoon Halong, Oct. 15, 2025. It’s flying back and forth from Bethel to Anchorage with hundreds on each flight.
Link for donations as well.
Link for donations as well.
October 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Alaska Air Nat’l Guard C-17, assigned to the 176th Wing, evacuating approximately 300 displaced western Alaska residents from Bethel, Alaska, following Typhoon Halong, Oct. 15, 2025. It’s flying back and forth from Bethel to Anchorage with hundreds on each flight.
Link for donations as well.
Link for donations as well.
ANTIFA Headquarters revealed by numerous sources.
October 13, 2025 at 8:45 AM
ANTIFA Headquarters revealed by numerous sources.
As the CHILD RAPIST PRESIDENT violently attempts to distract us from his pedophilia, his actions are becoming ever more tyrannical.
I had an insight into the motivations of him and his followers that I believe will help us now, so I’m repeating this again…
open.substack.com/pub/ubere/p/...
I had an insight into the motivations of him and his followers that I believe will help us now, so I’m repeating this again…
open.substack.com/pub/ubere/p/...
50 Shades of MAGA
CONTENT ADVISORY: This is not for the faint of heart and will touch on some topics that maybe repugnant to some. Be warned but I believe it’s worth it.
open.substack.com
October 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
As the CHILD RAPIST PRESIDENT violently attempts to distract us from his pedophilia, his actions are becoming ever more tyrannical.
I had an insight into the motivations of him and his followers that I believe will help us now, so I’m repeating this again…
open.substack.com/pub/ubere/p/...
I had an insight into the motivations of him and his followers that I believe will help us now, so I’m repeating this again…
open.substack.com/pub/ubere/p/...
Maybe the CHILD RAPIST PRESIDENT would have better luck getting a peace prize if he didn’t send troops into American cities to incite violence.
As a consolation I understand he did qualify to get an Epstein Piece Prize for the number of children he raped.
As a consolation I understand he did qualify to get an Epstein Piece Prize for the number of children he raped.
October 10, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Maybe the CHILD RAPIST PRESIDENT would have better luck getting a peace prize if he didn’t send troops into American cities to incite violence.
As a consolation I understand he did qualify to get an Epstein Piece Prize for the number of children he raped.
As a consolation I understand he did qualify to get an Epstein Piece Prize for the number of children he raped.
I’m tired to tip-toeing around this.
Our Constitution is being violated with impunity.
The Rule of Law is being ignored.
Our Constitutional rights are being taken away daily.
It’s time to speak truth to power:
TRUMP RAPED CHILDREN.
Prove me wrong. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles NOW!
Our Constitution is being violated with impunity.
The Rule of Law is being ignored.
Our Constitutional rights are being taken away daily.
It’s time to speak truth to power:
TRUMP RAPED CHILDREN.
Prove me wrong. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles NOW!
October 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I’m tired to tip-toeing around this.
Our Constitution is being violated with impunity.
The Rule of Law is being ignored.
Our Constitutional rights are being taken away daily.
It’s time to speak truth to power:
TRUMP RAPED CHILDREN.
Prove me wrong. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles NOW!
Our Constitution is being violated with impunity.
The Rule of Law is being ignored.
Our Constitutional rights are being taken away daily.
It’s time to speak truth to power:
TRUMP RAPED CHILDREN.
Prove me wrong. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles NOW!
I’m tired of tip-toeing around this.
If the rule of law no longer exists for him, then the presumption of innocence is part of what he has destroyed.
Trump is a CHILD RAPIST.
Repeat that over and over again: Trump is a CHILD RAPIST.
Prove me wrong, #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles NOW !!
If the rule of law no longer exists for him, then the presumption of innocence is part of what he has destroyed.
Trump is a CHILD RAPIST.
Repeat that over and over again: Trump is a CHILD RAPIST.
Prove me wrong, #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles NOW !!
October 7, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I’m tired of tip-toeing around this.
If the rule of law no longer exists for him, then the presumption of innocence is part of what he has destroyed.
Trump is a CHILD RAPIST.
Repeat that over and over again: Trump is a CHILD RAPIST.
Prove me wrong, #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles NOW !!
If the rule of law no longer exists for him, then the presumption of innocence is part of what he has destroyed.
Trump is a CHILD RAPIST.
Repeat that over and over again: Trump is a CHILD RAPIST.
Prove me wrong, #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles NOW !!
Trump's Spiritual Advisor Pastor Pleads Guilty to Five Felony Counts of Lewd or Indecent Acts with a Child.
Funny how pleading guilty to five felonies only gets the child rapist six months in jail, a fine and probation. Wonder how that happened.
Funny how pleading guilty to five felonies only gets the child rapist six months in jail, a fine and probation. Wonder how that happened.
October 5, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Trump's Spiritual Advisor Pastor Pleads Guilty to Five Felony Counts of Lewd or Indecent Acts with a Child.
Funny how pleading guilty to five felonies only gets the child rapist six months in jail, a fine and probation. Wonder how that happened.
Funny how pleading guilty to five felonies only gets the child rapist six months in jail, a fine and probation. Wonder how that happened.
I would support THIS design for a new one penny coin in his honor, but only if he starts preparing the necessary and lawful preparations IMMEDIATELY.
October 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I would support THIS design for a new one penny coin in his honor, but only if he starts preparing the necessary and lawful preparations IMMEDIATELY.
Who is to blame for this Shutdown??
Democrats won a special election & can now force a vote on releasing the Epstein Files.
A mentally incompetent Trump is terrified people will learn HE RAPED LITTLE GIRLS provided by sex trafficker Epstein.
It’s the EPSTEIN SHUTDOWN.
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
Democrats won a special election & can now force a vote on releasing the Epstein Files.
A mentally incompetent Trump is terrified people will learn HE RAPED LITTLE GIRLS provided by sex trafficker Epstein.
It’s the EPSTEIN SHUTDOWN.
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
October 4, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Who is to blame for this Shutdown??
Democrats won a special election & can now force a vote on releasing the Epstein Files.
A mentally incompetent Trump is terrified people will learn HE RAPED LITTLE GIRLS provided by sex trafficker Epstein.
It’s the EPSTEIN SHUTDOWN.
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
Democrats won a special election & can now force a vote on releasing the Epstein Files.
A mentally incompetent Trump is terrified people will learn HE RAPED LITTLE GIRLS provided by sex trafficker Epstein.
It’s the EPSTEIN SHUTDOWN.
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
This shutdown fight would be easier if we hadn’t surrendered on the debt ceiling.
Now Fat Nixon & his sycophants expect us to surrender again.
If we surrender again then trumpublicans will never bother to negotiate with us again because they know democrats can be defeated without a fight.
Now Fat Nixon & his sycophants expect us to surrender again.
If we surrender again then trumpublicans will never bother to negotiate with us again because they know democrats can be defeated without a fight.
October 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
This shutdown fight would be easier if we hadn’t surrendered on the debt ceiling.
Now Fat Nixon & his sycophants expect us to surrender again.
If we surrender again then trumpublicans will never bother to negotiate with us again because they know democrats can be defeated without a fight.
Now Fat Nixon & his sycophants expect us to surrender again.
If we surrender again then trumpublicans will never bother to negotiate with us again because they know democrats can be defeated without a fight.