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🌳 Shade Tree IPA – Crooked Thumb (FL)

7.5% ABV, 70 IBU. Don't expect shade; expect aggressive bitterness. Loaded with pine and citrus rind. A potent, traditional IPA that forces attention.

One sip, you get the picture.

Rating: 3.4999/5.0

#TheBeerAdviser #OneSip #CrookedThumb #IPA #70IBU
December 20, 2025 at 6:21 PM
🤠 Yee-Haw IPA – Yee-Haw Brewing Co. (TN)

6.7% / 70 IBU American IPA. Drinking this aggressive pine and resin bomb in a Florida hot tub is an act of beautiful chaos. Traditional, bitter, and shocking in the humidity.

Rating: 3.4999/5.0

#TheBeerAdviser #OneSipYouGetThePicture #YeeHaw #IPA #70IBU
December 20, 2025 at 12:26 AM
November 2020 throwback: Arvon’s Another Day in Paradise was the tropical haze we all needed.

Rating: 4.25

#ArvonBrewing #Arvon #AnotherDayInParadise #HazyIPA #NEIPA #MichiganBeer #CraftBeer #TheBeerAdviser #ThrowbackSeries #OneSipYouGetThePicture #onesip #UntappdIsDeadToMe
December 19, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Throwback: Higher Math (Dogfish Head). 17% ABV and tasted like liquefied cherry despair.

Rating: 0.25

#DogfishHead #HigherMath #ThrowbackSeries #BelgianStrongAle #CraftBeer #TheBeerAdviser #OneSipYouGetThePicture #onesip #UntappdIsDeadToMe
December 18, 2025 at 2:41 PM
🌴 Samson's Tropical Vacation – Great Notion (OR)

7.5% Fruited Sour. Liquid passport to paradise. Absurdly saturated with tropical fruit. Perfect acidity, silky smooth. This is a three-week, all-inclusive vacation for your mouth.

Rating: 4.75/5.

#TheBeerAdviser #GreatNotion #FruitedSour
December 17, 2025 at 8:17 PM
💸 Little Freshie – Monkish (CA)

6.8% Hazy IPA perfection. This brewery owns the blueprint—I wish I could buy a Monkish franchise. Thick pour, velvet mouthfeel, controlled tropical explosion.

Rating: 4.5/5.0

#TheBeerAdviser #OneSipYouGetThePicture #Monkish #HazyIPA
December 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
✨ Star Light – EQ x Trillium (Collab)

8% DNEIPA cosmic event. The fusion of two legendary blueprints results in an ethereal glow, velvet mouthfeel, and sharp, layered juiciness. Predictably brilliant and dangerously smooth.

Rating: 3.9999/5.0

#Equilibrium #Trillium #HazyIPA
December 16, 2025 at 3:09 PM
⛽ Diesel 313 – EMBC (Detroit)

8% DNEIPA urban engine from the 313. Pours thick, juicy orange. Deceptively smooth, but fully powered. Bursting with citrus and stone fruit. Fuel up.

One sip, you get the picture.

Rating: 3.7499/5.0

#BeerAdviser #OneSipYouGetThePicture #EMBC #Diesel313 #313Beer
December 16, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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#TheBeerAdviser #OneSipYouGetThePicture #Merch
December 16, 2025 at 1:19 AM
⭐ Gold Star Lager – Wyandotte Beer Co. (MI)

5% American Lager. Unpretentious, clean, and ruthlessly crushable. Soft malt, dry finish. This beer isn't trying to change your life; it's just making the next hour better. Support local.

Rating: 3.7499/5.0

#TheBeerAdviser #WyandotteBeerCo #LagerLife
December 15, 2025 at 6:29 PM
⭐ Gold Star Lager – Wyandotte Beer Co. (MI)

5% American Lager. Unpretentious, clean, and ruthlessly crushable. Soft malt, dry finish. This beer isn't trying to change your life; it's just making the next hour better. Support local.

Rating: 3.7499/5.0

#TheBeerAdviser #WyandotteBeerCo #LagerLife
December 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
🍹 For Goodness Shakes Pina Colada Milkshake – Short Fuse (IL)

7.5% ABV tropical vacation in a glass. Bursting with coconut and pineapple creaminess. The 30 IBU is merely decorative.

Rating: 3.9999/5.0

#TheBeerAdviser #OneSipYouGetThePicture #ShortFuse #MilkshakeIPA #PinaColada
December 15, 2025 at 2:57 AM
🔪 Mosaic Cutting Tiles – Trillium (Canton, MA)

8.5% DIPA. Mosaic hop treated like a diamond, cut with surgical exactness. Blinding orange juice, layers of blueberry and tropical dankness. The standard for haze.

Rating: 4.2499/5.0

#TheBeerAdviser #OneSipYouGetThePicture #Trillium #DIPA #HazyIPA
December 14, 2025 at 6:57 PM
🇩🇪 Helles Keller – Full Measure (Detroit)

New Detroit brewery showing guts with a 5.2% Kellerbier. The 5 IBU is so soft, it was brewed with a down pillow. Impeccably clean, dangerously crushable. Welcome to the neighborhood, Full Measure.

Rating: 3.7499/5.0

#FullMeasure #DetroitBeer #Kellerbier
December 14, 2025 at 6:02 AM
🐉 DragonTrax Night Fury (Bourbon Barrel) – Witch's Hat (MI)

13.5% BBA Russian Imperial Stout. Pours viscous midnight. Dark chocolate, burnt sugar, and warm bourbon. Liquid artifact that demands respect. Hides the booze criminally well.

Rating: 4.2499/5.0

#WitchsHat #BBA #ImperialStout
December 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
☀️ Double Yellow Sunfish – Charles Towne x Aslin (Collab)

8.4% DIPA supergroup performance. Pours glowing, radioactive yellow. Monstrous citrus blast, camouflaged ABV. Flawless execution. This beer didn't just meet expectations, it paid the check.

Rating: 4.751/5.0

#Aslin #CTF #HazyIPA
December 13, 2025 at 6:00 AM
🌙 Wild Night – Swamp Head (Gainesville, FL)

The only wild part is the crush speed. This 5% Cream Ale is crisp, clean, creamy but light. Promises anarchy, delivers responsible behavior. The ultimate deceptive crusher.

Rating: 3.2499/5.0

#TheBeerAdviser #SwampHead #CreamAle
December 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
December 12, 2025 at 4:22 AM
🍋 Sur Motueka – To Øl (Svinninge, Denmark)

5.5% tart slap to the face. The real deal, not a gentle sour. Motueka hops bring intense lime-zest sharpness. A caffeine-level jolt with bacteria. Almost achieved the perfect tartness score.

Rating: 3.4999/5.0

#ToOl #SourBeer
December 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM
👑 Lord Chesterfield Ale – Yuengling (Pottsville, PA)

The tuxedo of Pale Ales. Crisp, clean, honest 5.4%. Not chasing trends. Your grandfather drank this, and he was right. Simple quality trumps chaos. Almost achieved a perfect reliability score.

Rating: 3.2499/5.0

#Yuengling #PaleAle
December 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
💥 Crunchable – Transient (Bridgman, MI)

4.2% Session IPA. Cheat code for day drinking. Crisp, clean, citrus snap. The beer you bring when you need to look responsible but feel excellent. Almost perfect crushability. Zero guilt.

Rating: 3.7499/5.0

#TheBeerAdviser #Transient #SessionIPA
December 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM
🦍 Konkey Dong 4UP – Hoof Hearted (Marengo, OH)

9.5% ABV, 100 IBU TIPA. Final boss level beer. Hits you with a tropical fruit arcade, then smacks you with the difficulty of 100 IBU. Proceed with caution.

Rating: 3.9999/5.0

#TheBeerAdviser #OneSipYouGetThePicture #HoofHearted #TIPA #100IBU
December 10, 2025 at 5:27 AM
🧝 The Third Elf... – Dark Horse Brewing Co. (Marshall, MI)

The name is a ransom note. This Winter Warmer (10%?) is holiday chaos: a manic mix of peppermint and cardamom. Spicy, chest-warming, and perfectly weird.

Rating: 3.2499/5.0

#DarkHorseBrewing #WinterWarmer
December 9, 2025 at 4:02 PM
🎶 Virtuoso – Lord Hobo (Woburn, MA)

8.8% DNEIPA masterclass performance. Pours dense, hazy gold, bringing a heavy citrus orchestra. Loud, aggressive, and expertly masks the booze. Almost perfect, just missed the 3.75 mark.

Rating: 3.7499/5.0

#TheBeerAdviser #LordHobo #DNEIPA
December 9, 2025 at 4:55 AM
📦 Monkish Mail Drop (Torrance, CA).

Forget Christmas—this is a tactical resupply of Haze. Monkish squeezed a fruit market into this box. The gravitational pull of this stack is intense. Weekend mission: choose first sacrifice wisely.

#TheBeerAdviser #MonkishBrewing #BeerMail #HazeForDays
December 8, 2025 at 2:35 PM