Bethany
@beegibs.bsky.social
Writer/marketer/communicator, mom of two, TV watcher. If you enjoy food, show tunes and pictures of my dogs, you'll like it here. Thoughts = mine. she/her
Removing the Wawa app from my phone because we’re back from vacation.
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a blind
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a blind
media.tenor.com
August 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Removing the Wawa app from my phone because we’re back from vacation.
Um. Pretty sure they put this card in the wrong sleeve.
May 7, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Um. Pretty sure they put this card in the wrong sleeve.
Is this like when someone tells you to ‘touch grass’?
May 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Is this like when someone tells you to ‘touch grass’?
Typical Thursday for him
May 1, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Typical Thursday for him
When you have to go to a different Meijer that isn’t *your* Meijer.
a man in a suit and tie is standing in a room holding a jacket .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in a room holding a jacket .
media.tenor.com
April 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
When you have to go to a different Meijer that isn’t *your* Meijer.
Free business idea: Had a dream where I was at a restaurant with a cotton candy bar. Upon waking, realized that was not actually a thing…yet.
April 9, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Free business idea: Had a dream where I was at a restaurant with a cotton candy bar. Upon waking, realized that was not actually a thing…yet.
14yo couldn’t think of Chris Parnell’s name and referred to him as the ‘comedy Ben Mendelsohn.’
April 9, 2025 at 12:01 PM
14yo couldn’t think of Chris Parnell’s name and referred to him as the ‘comedy Ben Mendelsohn.’
When they say someome is ‘really going through it,’ this is what they mean
February 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
When they say someome is ‘really going through it,’ this is what they mean
The scene this IMDB trivia references takes place in July 1965, but Bugles weren’t introduced nationally until early 1966, which means Johnny Cash (likely due to his celebrity status) enjoyed them during their test-market phase, in this essay I will
February 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The scene this IMDB trivia references takes place in July 1965, but Bugles weren’t introduced nationally until early 1966, which means Johnny Cash (likely due to his celebrity status) enjoyed them during their test-market phase, in this essay I will
Thought this was pretty good, but 13yo apparently disagrees
December 20, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Thought this was pretty good, but 13yo apparently disagrees
Giving 13yo tips on packing for a visit and said “Remember, it’s an ingredients household.”
17yo: “And not even good ingredients.”
17yo: “And not even good ingredients.”
December 12, 2024 at 10:50 PM
Giving 13yo tips on packing for a visit and said “Remember, it’s an ingredients household.”
17yo: “And not even good ingredients.”
17yo: “And not even good ingredients.”
In this house, we support Vito.
November 28, 2024 at 7:15 PM
In this house, we support Vito.
Me when I try to do a smoky eye
November 27, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Me when I try to do a smoky eye