rowan
beefyburrito.bsky.social
rowan
@beefyburrito.bsky.social
CEO of gay sex
i don’t know what a “cousin walk” is. i don’t have a relationship with my extended family. not because i’m gay or there’s trauma, i just am not interested
November 28, 2024 at 7:19 PM
they should make a banana where the inside of the peel is coated in peanut butter. as an enjoyable and portable treat
November 21, 2024 at 4:12 PM
hi
November 14, 2024 at 8:41 PM
forgot about this
October 21, 2023 at 5:33 PM
oh i have not been posting on here but my colleagues and i filed with CWA to form a union at grindr and that has been the highlight of probably my adult career https://www.them.us/story/grindr-union-announcement
July 23, 2023 at 5:17 AM
i have had such a bad six weeks that i totally forgot i got diagnosed with OCD and was supposed to do something about it
July 8, 2023 at 2:25 PM
yeah i got trypophobia the way i’m terrified of seeing hole!!!!!
July 6, 2023 at 5:55 PM
they really stopped being nice about marketing weight control food
July 6, 2023 at 5:44 PM
le epic bacon revival
July 6, 2023 at 2:34 AM
threads literally had to do one thing which was be slightly better than twitter and instead they created possibly the worst first time user experience of all time, killing any chance of a viable returning network effect. almost impressive.
July 6, 2023 at 1:40 AM
put on some mount eerie to fully go crying meltdown mode and forgot i’d queued up an entire charli xcx album the other day. transitioned from real death into Lipgloss ft Cupcakke
July 5, 2023 at 6:43 PM
my version of a thirst trap… look at me i can make cherry cobbler….
July 5, 2023 at 3:47 AM
thinking about him
July 5, 2023 at 12:50 AM
i’m convinced all rain that falls within city limits has about a 50% chance of giving me legionnaire’s disease
July 4, 2023 at 6:41 PM
going to a hot dog party in queens this morning.. god bless am*rica
July 4, 2023 at 3:17 PM
i used to be a proficient vocalist with coloratura soprano range but unfortunately i have no existing recordings of this and have been smoking cigarettes for about a decade so no one believes me
July 4, 2023 at 5:00 AM
i wish i could just chill and watch movies during my week off instead of being like “ooooh i need to rearrange all the furniture in my house”
July 3, 2023 at 7:13 PM
i love that there’s just swarms of gnats now and you go outside to do anything and get plastered with gnat corpses it’s so cute and summer fun <3
July 3, 2023 at 6:34 PM
i posted “benjamin butthole: every year my anus shrinks slightly” on twitter and got zero engagement. this proves the app is indeed dying
July 3, 2023 at 4:00 PM
trying to come up with a good meal out of some cauliflower and fresh fennel bc they’re both about to turn. not sure how this will pan out
July 2, 2023 at 4:58 PM
hewwo
July 2, 2023 at 6:18 AM
i love seeing google reviews for fine dining. lemme get the Green Tubes please
July 1, 2023 at 7:26 PM
this app currently feels like when you get to the club an hour or so early
June 26, 2023 at 12:13 AM
i’m the ceo of gay sex
June 23, 2023 at 3:15 AM
wow…. here I am
June 23, 2023 at 1:45 AM