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beefdentist.bsky.social
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@beefdentist.bsky.social
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me not that kind of orc
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beefdentist.bsky.social
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 1h
The 29% APR on the Mr beast loan can be refinanced down to 6.5% if you can survive 16 hours of water boarding for his newest video
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beefdentist.bsky.social
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 2h
it’s all sugar no salt. It’s their signature sweet ketchup and it makes you gag
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beefdentist.bsky.social
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 2h
We have reached the threshold of $30 burger
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beefdentist.bsky.social
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 2h
If you want extra it’s gonna be another $1.50
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beefdentist.bsky.social
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 2h
That’s $7 extra and they’re steak fries that are a little cool in the center
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beefdentist.bsky.social
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 2h
just an evil idea I had
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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 2h
$27 burger with aioli
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beefdentist.bsky.social
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 2h
Somewhat recently found out that one of the most beloved/my favorite teachers at my high school is now, and has been for a long time, dating a former student who is a year older than me. they met when she was in eighth grade ☹️
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beefdentist.bsky.social
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 1d
well you buy that game for yourself today. you’ve earned it. a graduation gift
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beefdentist.bsky.social
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 1d
graduating cum loudy from the goon school of posting
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beefdentist.bsky.social
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 1d
I went to school for 12 years for this
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beefdentist.bsky.social
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 1d
sorry :/
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beefdentist.bsky.social
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 1d
OhhHhhhhhh my tight little hole, my tight little nipple hole which closes up so quickly after removing jewelry for 4 hours
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beefdentist.bsky.social
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 1d
I’m doing better now 😎
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beefdentist.bsky.social
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 1d
“Go to a cardiologist” “get a halter monitor” hook me up with one
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beefdentist.bsky.social
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 1d
very humiliating to need a coworker to bring you to urgent care but I’ve done worse
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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 1d
lol. Lmao even
Photo of my arm with a little bandage on it
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beefdentist.bsky.social
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 2d
no im beefdentist
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beefdentist.bsky.social
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 2d
really looking forward to getting healthcare so I can go to the doctor so they can look at me and say “hm probably just anxiety”
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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 3d
beefdentist
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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 3d
new @
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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 7d
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beefdentist.bsky.social
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 7d
no I don’t expect you to buy a pc that would be ridiculous. you should buy all the parts and build it instead
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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 7d
congrats. yor welcome. you only need to spend like $1100 more and then you can buy valheim and tame lox with me. I figured everyone else was pitching in to the honeymoon fund so I wanted to do something special
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beefdentist.bsky.social
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 7d
ignoring the wedding registry filled with a stand mixer and dutch ovens and expensive cutlery to buy you a $100 microcenter gift card
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