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Rebecca Lowboy

@beckstraordinary.bsky.social

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No one. Nothing. She/Her. 🩷💜💙 WNBA & Unrivaled Stan. Posting from Lunch Lady Land. Some might say I have cake-like reflexes.

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Rebecca Lowboy @beckstraordinary.bsky.social · Jul 26

Ever rubbed a booger into your face thinking you just needed to redistribute a glob of face cream you missed?

That I have or have not, I cannot be certain.

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Rebecca Lowboy @beckstraordinary.bsky.social · 4h

Shake by Otis Redding. The potential of an entire stadium yelling “SHAKE!” together. We’d shake a few homers out of my old lady body.

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Rebecca Lowboy @beckstraordinary.bsky.social · 13h

Right?! I'm so here for them.

Rebecca Lowboy @beckstraordinary.bsky.social · 13h

The Vinyl do have BG. But also, this makes me sad we won't have Dijonai to fly across the court into someone's stomach for a block. She did throw herself into the air a lot last season.

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Rebecca Lowboy @beckstraordinary.bsky.social · 14h

Listen. Most of my Mystics are Unrivaled. ❤️‍🔥 #Unrivaled #WNBA

Rebecca Lowboy @beckstraordinary.bsky.social · 14h

💯💯💯

Rebecca Lowboy @beckstraordinary.bsky.social · 14h

Laces Sun
Phantom Moon
Hive Rising

Vinyl Honorable Mention

#Unrivaled
@unrivaledwbb.bsky.social

Rebecca Lowboy @beckstraordinary.bsky.social · 14h

Oh man. That’s gonna be a good time.

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Rebecca Lowboy @beckstraordinary.bsky.social · 14h

lol, mostly anyway.

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Rebecca Lowboy @beckstraordinary.bsky.social · 15h

T minus 15 minutes until I have a bit of a freakabout ( #Unrivaled announces its rosters for season 2 and my team loyalties get stronger or change altogether).

Rebecca Lowboy @beckstraordinary.bsky.social · 15h

Holy fucking shit.

Rebecca Lowboy @beckstraordinary.bsky.social · 15h

Wait, what?

Rebecca Lowboy @beckstraordinary.bsky.social · 15h

I only just saw this. I'm so sorry. 😞

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Rebecca Lowboy @beckstraordinary.bsky.social · 2d

Follow-up: a banger

A coffee cake with a slice missing on the pan it was cooked in.

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Rebecca Lowboy @beckstraordinary.bsky.social · 2d

If McBuckets were playing this year. Alas. She is overseas.

Rebecca Lowboy @beckstraordinary.bsky.social · 2d

Goddamnit. I just realized AE is right there. But in my heart, she is a Sun now and I love that for her.

Rebecca Lowboy @beckstraordinary.bsky.social · 2d

My other option was to recreate the Mystics that I fell in love with, but the pods wouldn’t let me choose Slim, Soni, Sug, Kira *and* Kiki. 🥲 (I would have added T for funsies.)

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Rebecca Lowboy @beckstraordinary.bsky.social · 2d

So, playing by the coaches rules, I kept Jackie and AT, *but* I snatched up Kate and T first so I had my #Laces. Theeeen I stole Soni because I wanted to and I chose Monique because I thought she would be fun. #Unrivaled

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Rebecca Lowboy @beckstraordinary.bsky.social · 2d

Did I accidentally commit myself to baking a coffee cake by making buttermilk and taking an egg out of the fridge? I think I did. 🙂🙃

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Rebecca Lowboy @beckstraordinary.bsky.social · 2d

True Tales from Lunch Lady Land: I cut my finger on a bottle of ranch today.

Rebecca Lowboy @beckstraordinary.bsky.social · 3d

As in going to potlucks and being real snooty about it? Or like trying to make recipes in a test kitchen and writing up the experience? Or, I guess, how do you mean?

Rebecca Lowboy @beckstraordinary.bsky.social · 3d

Used to drive past this to get to Camp Lex as a camper. I have literally SO many memories of watching this pass from the bus and exactly one memory of driving up as a counselor and stopping to take pictures.

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Rebecca Lowboy @beckstraordinary.bsky.social · 3d

I could also do creamed corn or maybe creamed spinach? I should see what everyone else is doing. Hell, wouldn't be the first time I ended up making a turkey.

Rebecca Lowboy @beckstraordinary.bsky.social · 3d

Already thinking about Friendsgiving. I'm thinking about herby, garlicky steeped cream for scalloped potatoes. I dunno though. Maybe I want to go the au gratin route and add cheese? I maybe kinda don't think I wanna do cheese. There'll be all sorts of things with cheese. Much to think about.

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Rebecca Lowboy @beckstraordinary.bsky.social · 3d

Made soup for the gathering last night. Got asked if it was Mulligatawny. Looked up the wiki. And basically, yes. But I added two butternut squashes. I'm eating it now and I am sweat. Love to inadvertently make a thing by accident. Y'know, if you squint.

Rebecca Lowboy @beckstraordinary.bsky.social · 4d

#blessed