Beaver On The Go
@beaveronthego.bsky.social
Castor canadensis, traveling away from its dam-building activities.
No beavers were harmed during any (photo) shoots.
No beaver hunters allowed.
No beavers were harmed during any (photo) shoots.
No beaver hunters allowed.
Some dear followers were in shock when they saw me in the snow without any winter gear. So my photographer has now given me some warm clothes (at last).
Though there’s a slightly bigger problem… and no, it’s not the harmless yet terrifying pumpkin…
NOW I CAN’T MOVE! 😞
#Photography
Though there’s a slightly bigger problem… and no, it’s not the harmless yet terrifying pumpkin…
NOW I CAN’T MOVE! 😞
#Photography
December 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Some dear followers were in shock when they saw me in the snow without any winter gear. So my photographer has now given me some warm clothes (at last).
Though there’s a slightly bigger problem… and no, it’s not the harmless yet terrifying pumpkin…
NOW I CAN’T MOVE! 😞
#Photography
Though there’s a slightly bigger problem… and no, it’s not the harmless yet terrifying pumpkin…
NOW I CAN’T MOVE! 😞
#Photography
Some people think I’m an AI just because they’ve never met such a smart and funny beaver plush. But know this: if I were an AI, I’d totally enslave humans and make them travel the world, taking photos for my own glory!
Oh. I see… I may very well be an AI…
On your knees, humans! (please)
#Photography
Oh. I see… I may very well be an AI…
On your knees, humans! (please)
#Photography
December 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Some people think I’m an AI just because they’ve never met such a smart and funny beaver plush. But know this: if I were an AI, I’d totally enslave humans and make them travel the world, taking photos for my own glory!
Oh. I see… I may very well be an AI…
On your knees, humans! (please)
#Photography
Oh. I see… I may very well be an AI…
On your knees, humans! (please)
#Photography
I was against posting this photo. It was buried in an unfindable folder on the PC. But my photographer tried hard to find a shot where you can see the same cat tree that @laffingkat.bsky.social has.
Now I look like a beaver failing to discreetly “borrow” a few Bonne Maman jam jars. 😞
#Photography
Now I look like a beaver failing to discreetly “borrow” a few Bonne Maman jam jars. 😞
#Photography
December 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I was against posting this photo. It was buried in an unfindable folder on the PC. But my photographer tried hard to find a shot where you can see the same cat tree that @laffingkat.bsky.social has.
Now I look like a beaver failing to discreetly “borrow” a few Bonne Maman jam jars. 😞
#Photography
Now I look like a beaver failing to discreetly “borrow” a few Bonne Maman jam jars. 😞
#Photography
Tower Bridge is my favorite Six Flags London attraction.
Six Flags really nailed it when they built this bridge back in 1894!
I sit on top of the big blue lattice girder, right next to The Shard. Then I let myself slide down it at maximum speed, ‘cause I wanna touch the #sky ! #BlueskyArtShow
Six Flags really nailed it when they built this bridge back in 1894!
I sit on top of the big blue lattice girder, right next to The Shard. Then I let myself slide down it at maximum speed, ‘cause I wanna touch the #sky ! #BlueskyArtShow
December 6, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Tower Bridge is my favorite Six Flags London attraction.
Six Flags really nailed it when they built this bridge back in 1894!
I sit on top of the big blue lattice girder, right next to The Shard. Then I let myself slide down it at maximum speed, ‘cause I wanna touch the #sky ! #BlueskyArtShow
Six Flags really nailed it when they built this bridge back in 1894!
I sit on top of the big blue lattice girder, right next to The Shard. Then I let myself slide down it at maximum speed, ‘cause I wanna touch the #sky ! #BlueskyArtShow
This is a great design.
Tower Bridge is blue and grey.
If the London #sky is blue that day, you get a great shot, it fits!
If the London #sky is grey, you still get a great shot, it fits!
They surely had us in mind when choosing Hempathane 55810 blue paint in 2008. 🪣💙
#BlueSkyArtShow #Photography
Tower Bridge is blue and grey.
If the London #sky is blue that day, you get a great shot, it fits!
If the London #sky is grey, you still get a great shot, it fits!
They surely had us in mind when choosing Hempathane 55810 blue paint in 2008. 🪣💙
#BlueSkyArtShow #Photography
December 6, 2025 at 11:56 AM
This is a great design.
Tower Bridge is blue and grey.
If the London #sky is blue that day, you get a great shot, it fits!
If the London #sky is grey, you still get a great shot, it fits!
They surely had us in mind when choosing Hempathane 55810 blue paint in 2008. 🪣💙
#BlueSkyArtShow #Photography
Tower Bridge is blue and grey.
If the London #sky is blue that day, you get a great shot, it fits!
If the London #sky is grey, you still get a great shot, it fits!
They surely had us in mind when choosing Hempathane 55810 blue paint in 2008. 🪣💙
#BlueSkyArtShow #Photography
When we wake up, we do yoga, right when the fiery #sky starts to burn.
What you see here is my Beaver Pose™: head in the air, feet in the air, and your tail supporting your whole body weight.
Don’t tell me you can’t.
Believe in yourself (and maybe lay down a BIG mat first). 🫨
#BlueskyArtShow #Porto
What you see here is my Beaver Pose™: head in the air, feet in the air, and your tail supporting your whole body weight.
Don’t tell me you can’t.
Believe in yourself (and maybe lay down a BIG mat first). 🫨
#BlueskyArtShow #Porto
December 6, 2025 at 11:55 AM
When we wake up, we do yoga, right when the fiery #sky starts to burn.
What you see here is my Beaver Pose™: head in the air, feet in the air, and your tail supporting your whole body weight.
Don’t tell me you can’t.
Believe in yourself (and maybe lay down a BIG mat first). 🫨
#BlueskyArtShow #Porto
What you see here is my Beaver Pose™: head in the air, feet in the air, and your tail supporting your whole body weight.
Don’t tell me you can’t.
Believe in yourself (and maybe lay down a BIG mat first). 🫨
#BlueskyArtShow #Porto
My photographer sometimes takes photos he knows will end up in his discarded, will-never-be-posted pile. “Though you never know!” he tells me.
Sometimes he gets lucky the #BlueskyArtShow exists: suddenly his rejected London #Sky Garden shots get posted. 😮💨 #Photography #SkyGarden
Sometimes he gets lucky the #BlueskyArtShow exists: suddenly his rejected London #Sky Garden shots get posted. 😮💨 #Photography #SkyGarden
December 6, 2025 at 11:55 AM
My photographer sometimes takes photos he knows will end up in his discarded, will-never-be-posted pile. “Though you never know!” he tells me.
Sometimes he gets lucky the #BlueskyArtShow exists: suddenly his rejected London #Sky Garden shots get posted. 😮💨 #Photography #SkyGarden
Sometimes he gets lucky the #BlueskyArtShow exists: suddenly his rejected London #Sky Garden shots get posted. 😮💨 #Photography #SkyGarden
When people call me a “stuffed” animal, I can’t help thinking about that poor turkey filled with stuffing mix. Then I think about humans… stuffed with blood, organs, and bones. In a way, we’re all stuffed, just in different ways. So… who’s your predator?
Mine is on a high-fiber diet. #Photography
Mine is on a high-fiber diet. #Photography
December 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
When people call me a “stuffed” animal, I can’t help thinking about that poor turkey filled with stuffing mix. Then I think about humans… stuffed with blood, organs, and bones. In a way, we’re all stuffed, just in different ways. So… who’s your predator?
Mine is on a high-fiber diet. #Photography
Mine is on a high-fiber diet. #Photography
Always wondered where Earth sits in our universe?
Well… let me introduce you to Roxanne.
Earth is just a tiny reflection in her blue eyes.
Jimmy C. knew it. (www.jimmyc.art/walls)
Now we just need to figure out who we’re looking at with our big, beautiful blue eyes… 🤔
#Photography #London
Well… let me introduce you to Roxanne.
Earth is just a tiny reflection in her blue eyes.
Jimmy C. knew it. (www.jimmyc.art/walls)
Now we just need to figure out who we’re looking at with our big, beautiful blue eyes… 🤔
#Photography #London
December 3, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Always wondered where Earth sits in our universe?
Well… let me introduce you to Roxanne.
Earth is just a tiny reflection in her blue eyes.
Jimmy C. knew it. (www.jimmyc.art/walls)
Now we just need to figure out who we’re looking at with our big, beautiful blue eyes… 🤔
#Photography #London
Well… let me introduce you to Roxanne.
Earth is just a tiny reflection in her blue eyes.
Jimmy C. knew it. (www.jimmyc.art/walls)
Now we just need to figure out who we’re looking at with our big, beautiful blue eyes… 🤔
#Photography #London
Saw this huge ad in London and instantly TikToked Karoline.
Donald should decree that every home or building in the US provide a wall for his worship.
49.8% of the wall for Donnie
40.4% for Democracy Not Found
5.03% for Service Unavailable
4.77% for Marco
And a sewer grate for Stevie W
#Photography
Donald should decree that every home or building in the US provide a wall for his worship.
49.8% of the wall for Donnie
40.4% for Democracy Not Found
5.03% for Service Unavailable
4.77% for Marco
And a sewer grate for Stevie W
#Photography
December 3, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Saw this huge ad in London and instantly TikToked Karoline.
Donald should decree that every home or building in the US provide a wall for his worship.
49.8% of the wall for Donnie
40.4% for Democracy Not Found
5.03% for Service Unavailable
4.77% for Marco
And a sewer grate for Stevie W
#Photography
Donald should decree that every home or building in the US provide a wall for his worship.
49.8% of the wall for Donnie
40.4% for Democracy Not Found
5.03% for Service Unavailable
4.77% for Marco
And a sewer grate for Stevie W
#Photography
He’s watching my photographer.
This rabbit knows what we did in the last post.
My sweet, old, innocent photographer probably made fun of true MAGA sweethearts.
We’ll definitely be deported when Canada becomes the USA’s 51st cherished blue state. 😞
🇨🇦➡️🇺🇸😬
#Photography #Shoreditch #StreetArt
This rabbit knows what we did in the last post.
My sweet, old, innocent photographer probably made fun of true MAGA sweethearts.
We’ll definitely be deported when Canada becomes the USA’s 51st cherished blue state. 😞
🇨🇦➡️🇺🇸😬
#Photography #Shoreditch #StreetArt
December 3, 2025 at 10:24 PM
He’s watching my photographer.
This rabbit knows what we did in the last post.
My sweet, old, innocent photographer probably made fun of true MAGA sweethearts.
We’ll definitely be deported when Canada becomes the USA’s 51st cherished blue state. 😞
🇨🇦➡️🇺🇸😬
#Photography #Shoreditch #StreetArt
This rabbit knows what we did in the last post.
My sweet, old, innocent photographer probably made fun of true MAGA sweethearts.
We’ll definitely be deported when Canada becomes the USA’s 51st cherished blue state. 😞
🇨🇦➡️🇺🇸😬
#Photography #Shoreditch #StreetArt
#Warmth is everything.
Warmth for your gentle soul…
Warmth for your cold little human body…
Warmth for your tired hands, long days, and quiet evenings…
Warmth for 2:47 AM existential thoughts...
Well, guess what? And by the way! We’ve got you covered.
Join our club! #Photography #BlueskyArtShow
Warmth for your gentle soul…
Warmth for your cold little human body…
Warmth for your tired hands, long days, and quiet evenings…
Warmth for 2:47 AM existential thoughts...
Well, guess what? And by the way! We’ve got you covered.
Join our club! #Photography #BlueskyArtShow
November 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
#Warmth is everything.
Warmth for your gentle soul…
Warmth for your cold little human body…
Warmth for your tired hands, long days, and quiet evenings…
Warmth for 2:47 AM existential thoughts...
Well, guess what? And by the way! We’ve got you covered.
Join our club! #Photography #BlueskyArtShow
Warmth for your gentle soul…
Warmth for your cold little human body…
Warmth for your tired hands, long days, and quiet evenings…
Warmth for 2:47 AM existential thoughts...
Well, guess what? And by the way! We’ve got you covered.
Join our club! #Photography #BlueskyArtShow
We’re not night creatures. We love to wake up early… feel the #warmth of the rising sun heating our fluff. We don’t need to watch the Sea of Straw behind us or the golden clouds. We see everything through our closed eyes, just by feeling and hearing everything. #BlueskyArtShow #Photography #Lisbon
November 29, 2025 at 2:30 PM
We’re not night creatures. We love to wake up early… feel the #warmth of the rising sun heating our fluff. We don’t need to watch the Sea of Straw behind us or the golden clouds. We see everything through our closed eyes, just by feeling and hearing everything. #BlueskyArtShow #Photography #Lisbon
My photographer insisted I face him for this shot. He says the view is overrated anyway, its #warmth hasn’t quite arrived, and it’s cliché on top of cliché. According to him, I’m the real star here! I am the One!
Kids? Don’t rely too much on flattery.
Or do. 👀
#Photography #Lisbon #BlueskyArtShow
Kids? Don’t rely too much on flattery.
Or do. 👀
#Photography #Lisbon #BlueskyArtShow
November 29, 2025 at 2:29 PM
My photographer insisted I face him for this shot. He says the view is overrated anyway, its #warmth hasn’t quite arrived, and it’s cliché on top of cliché. According to him, I’m the real star here! I am the One!
Kids? Don’t rely too much on flattery.
Or do. 👀
#Photography #Lisbon #BlueskyArtShow
Kids? Don’t rely too much on flattery.
Or do. 👀
#Photography #Lisbon #BlueskyArtShow
My new invention: a human suit made of cooler bags. It keeps the #warmth you produce inside, and you’ll look extremely cool during your next trip to the moon. Unsatisfied? I’ll refund you when you’re back from space. And yes, I also sell moon travel tickets. 👀
BUY NOW! #BlueskyArtShow
BUY NOW! #BlueskyArtShow
November 29, 2025 at 2:29 PM
My new invention: a human suit made of cooler bags. It keeps the #warmth you produce inside, and you’ll look extremely cool during your next trip to the moon. Unsatisfied? I’ll refund you when you’re back from space. And yes, I also sell moon travel tickets. 👀
BUY NOW! #BlueskyArtShow
BUY NOW! #BlueskyArtShow
The Cathedral of Porto, built in the 12th century, added cloisters in the 14th century. When I see the perfect round spots of light on the azulejos, the Indiana Jones in me can’t help but think a secret mechanism will open a room filled with treasures, or provoke instant death... #Photography
November 28, 2025 at 10:29 PM
The Cathedral of Porto, built in the 12th century, added cloisters in the 14th century. When I see the perfect round spots of light on the azulejos, the Indiana Jones in me can’t help but think a secret mechanism will open a room filled with treasures, or provoke instant death... #Photography
When I visited London’s Harry Potter Studios, someone tried to convince me that Iron Maiden isn’t just a metal band, it’s also a metal sarcophagus lined with spikes, supposedly used to calm down annoying British Gen Z kids.
Fortunately, I was as good as gold during my London stay…
#Photography
Fortunately, I was as good as gold during my London stay…
#Photography
November 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
When I visited London’s Harry Potter Studios, someone tried to convince me that Iron Maiden isn’t just a metal band, it’s also a metal sarcophagus lined with spikes, supposedly used to calm down annoying British Gen Z kids.
Fortunately, I was as good as gold during my London stay…
#Photography
Fortunately, I was as good as gold during my London stay…
#Photography
Humans don’t exactly have eagle vision, so here’s a close-up to give you another chance to find me. I still wonder if I’m the right size to be a god, although I already nailed the attitude.
Would humans worship a #small god? I’ll ask my master Satan and get back to you. 🫨
#BlueskyArtShow #Cacilhas
Would humans worship a #small god? I’ll ask my master Satan and get back to you. 🫨
#BlueskyArtShow #Cacilhas
November 22, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Humans don’t exactly have eagle vision, so here’s a close-up to give you another chance to find me. I still wonder if I’m the right size to be a god, although I already nailed the attitude.
Would humans worship a #small god? I’ll ask my master Satan and get back to you. 🫨
#BlueskyArtShow #Cacilhas
Would humans worship a #small god? I’ll ask my master Satan and get back to you. 🫨
#BlueskyArtShow #Cacilhas
If you’re like me, a few inches tall, you’ll feel #small.
If you’re like my photographer, 6.2 feet tall, you’ll feel #small.
If you’re Godzilla-sized, 50 stories tall, well… you won’t fit inside Porto’s São Bento Station, and you’ll miss this week’s #small #BlueskyArtShow theme. Sorry!
#Photography
If you’re like my photographer, 6.2 feet tall, you’ll feel #small.
If you’re Godzilla-sized, 50 stories tall, well… you won’t fit inside Porto’s São Bento Station, and you’ll miss this week’s #small #BlueskyArtShow theme. Sorry!
#Photography
November 22, 2025 at 12:30 PM
If you’re like me, a few inches tall, you’ll feel #small.
If you’re like my photographer, 6.2 feet tall, you’ll feel #small.
If you’re Godzilla-sized, 50 stories tall, well… you won’t fit inside Porto’s São Bento Station, and you’ll miss this week’s #small #BlueskyArtShow theme. Sorry!
#Photography
If you’re like my photographer, 6.2 feet tall, you’ll feel #small.
If you’re Godzilla-sized, 50 stories tall, well… you won’t fit inside Porto’s São Bento Station, and you’ll miss this week’s #small #BlueskyArtShow theme. Sorry!
#Photography
Thanks to London’s Paradox Museum, I was about to reach 2 feet tall for the very first time in my life. The problem? It was just a paradox… and it only lasted 30 #small seconds.
#BlueskyArtShow #Photography
#BlueskyArtShow #Photography
November 22, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Thanks to London’s Paradox Museum, I was about to reach 2 feet tall for the very first time in my life. The problem? It was just a paradox… and it only lasted 30 #small seconds.
#BlueskyArtShow #Photography
#BlueskyArtShow #Photography
Humans rely on #small animals. Whether they want to pet them (hug me!), eat them (poor little piggy), count the dots on ladybugs, rely on bees for pollination, or let ants aerate the soil with their tunnels. Elephants and giraffes can’t do all that. We are THAT important! #BlueskyArtShow
November 22, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Humans rely on #small animals. Whether they want to pet them (hug me!), eat them (poor little piggy), count the dots on ladybugs, rely on bees for pollination, or let ants aerate the soil with their tunnels. Elephants and giraffes can’t do all that. We are THAT important! #BlueskyArtShow
When a beaver plush is bigger than the tourists in Brussels’ Grand Place, then you have a big problem. Oh! Unless you’re visiting www.minieurope.com, where it’s perfectly normal for everyone else to be that #small.
I should have known there was a catch… 😞
#BlueskyArtShow #Photography
I should have known there was a catch… 😞
#BlueskyArtShow #Photography
November 22, 2025 at 12:29 PM
When a beaver plush is bigger than the tourists in Brussels’ Grand Place, then you have a big problem. Oh! Unless you’re visiting www.minieurope.com, where it’s perfectly normal for everyone else to be that #small.
I should have known there was a catch… 😞
#BlueskyArtShow #Photography
I should have known there was a catch… 😞
#BlueskyArtShow #Photography
“Drink weird alcohol responsibly-ish”
(This message has definitely not been approved by Harley Quinn.)
#Photography #France #Dordogne
(This message has definitely not been approved by Harley Quinn.)
#Photography #France #Dordogne
November 21, 2025 at 10:41 PM
“Drink weird alcohol responsibly-ish”
(This message has definitely not been approved by Harley Quinn.)
#Photography #France #Dordogne
(This message has definitely not been approved by Harley Quinn.)
#Photography #France #Dordogne
When I travel without my main photographer, my second photographer always insists on taking beer photos. It reminds me of a 90s heavy metal song: “I wish you were a beer”. There must be a subliminal message: she wishes I were a beer. 🍺👀
#Photography #Belgium #Madeira #Lisbon
#Photography #Belgium #Madeira #Lisbon
November 21, 2025 at 10:41 PM
When I travel without my main photographer, my second photographer always insists on taking beer photos. It reminds me of a 90s heavy metal song: “I wish you were a beer”. There must be a subliminal message: she wishes I were a beer. 🍺👀
#Photography #Belgium #Madeira #Lisbon
#Photography #Belgium #Madeira #Lisbon
Forget the overrated Elizabeth Tower (though we love ya, Big Ben!). We infiltrated the Palace of Westminster to find out what parliamentarians drink on the job. What!? Only water. Truly disappointing. This scandal will not get The Sun to reimburse our very expensive trip to London. 😞
#Photography
#Photography
November 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Forget the overrated Elizabeth Tower (though we love ya, Big Ben!). We infiltrated the Palace of Westminster to find out what parliamentarians drink on the job. What!? Only water. Truly disappointing. This scandal will not get The Sun to reimburse our very expensive trip to London. 😞
#Photography
#Photography