following both sides of a couple on instagram that are fighting is so annoying. like can you guys go talk to each other??

Dating in your 30s is crazy. Where did you all get money from?

Dominik Hasek, still the GOAT

Need Mariam-Webster to weigh in on people using “hung” when they mean “hanged”. Completely losing battle to correct people on it, so is it/will it ever be acceptable to use the former?

Kinda feels like a day they’ll mention in the same ilk of Tainanmen Square

White boy STUNS local ramen shop with barely serviceable chopstick skills

Microdosing bisexuality by agreeing to show my soft penis to the gay men outside the pizza shop at 3 AM

Tate McRae is like a block from me right now I hope she stumbles into my third floor walk up somehow

Got banned from Twitter for telling a Zionist to stop breathing then made one Thread before my mom talked to me about it so… trying here to dump my thoughts I feel compelled to share with strangers and not IRLs

I can’t believe that Loudermilk show is real. Heinously uncreative writing wraught with dog whistles. Genuinely can’t believe there’s three seasons of that drivel.

Hate doing karaoke with someone who thinks they know what they’re doing. “Oh this is in A major” cool man you sound like A major dork why don’t you pick a song with more than 60 bpm so we don’t all kill ourselves

A just society would have us grieve loss for anyone who shares our story. Instead, we’re forced back to work within hours under threat of a similar fate

@beauengs.bsky.social blue sky app? I thought this was the blues guy app!!! Where’s BB King? Aha, just joshin what’s up folks