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Bea @beathomsin.bsky.social · 12h

asking the budtender for something with as little linalool as possible cuz i think it makes me argue with people online

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Bea @beathomsin.bsky.social · 1d

six seven is just gen alpha accidentally doing dadaism in this essay i wi

Bea @beathomsin.bsky.social · 3d

i’m gonna frow up

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Bea @beathomsin.bsky.social · 3d

gen z anchorman where paul rudd’s character is a groyper and steve carrel never speaks without using his phone to consult chatgpt XD

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Bea @beathomsin.bsky.social · 3d

yeah man, the trillion dollar ocean boiling everything-scraping machine with the sole purpose of totally devaluing the notion of a lived experience is a great tool for the proletariat, you miserable clod, you moron.

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Bea @beathomsin.bsky.social · 6d

guess i’m just gonna be in a mood until the trader joe’s waffle cut ketchup flavored chips return…

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Bea @beathomsin.bsky.social · 9d

future so brite we godda wear shades 😎

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Bea @beathomsin.bsky.social · 10d

NMIXX!!!

Bea @beathomsin.bsky.social · 11d

if you give me your social security number i’ll let you fuck my search engine

Bea @beathomsin.bsky.social · 11d

sometimes when my beard gets too long and it makes trimming take 4 extra minutes i consider ending it all

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Bea @beathomsin.bsky.social · 11d

all my neighbors flanders. bedcar bedcar bedcar bedcar.

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Bea @beathomsin.bsky.social · 13d

Forever screaming from the mountaintops that Capsule deserved more from everyone.

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Dinosaur Dracula 🦖🧛 @dinosaurdracula.bsky.social · 19d

Halloween! Nightmare King! Ghost! Ghost Pepper! Wednesday! And now the Jack-O-Lantern Whopper. I'm the only person in the world with a complete collection of Burger King's Halloween Whoppers, dating as far back as 2015. Can't believe I'm single.

Every Burger King Halloween Whopper, from 2015 to now. (Why though?)

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Bea @beathomsin.bsky.social · 18d

smoking in that shit that makes you disagreeable and unrelatable

Bea @beathomsin.bsky.social · 20d

for me, for my money, as far as i’m concerned, “but you guys didn’t criticize this other thing that was absolutely criticized” is the worst part of any new taylor swift discourse

Bea @beathomsin.bsky.social · 20d

mixing three different colors of windshield wiper fluid cuz i just don’t give a f no longer

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Bea @beathomsin.bsky.social · 20d

she winn on my dixi till i eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Bea @beathomsin.bsky.social · 24d

Ferg is my A$AP Mob bias.

Bea @beathomsin.bsky.social · 26d

i will never learn what hazbin hotel is you can’t make me aaaahhhhhh

Bea @beathomsin.bsky.social · Sep 25

a double cheeseburger and a coca cola product really is about as good as it gets on this bitch of an earth

Bea @beathomsin.bsky.social · Sep 25

calling out of work cuz i burped hiccuped and farted all at once and now im too overstimulated

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Authenticity Trip | 200-Proof Games @200proofgames.bsky.social · Sep 23

Listen. First off, cokelike is a misnomer because that genre was ORIGINALLY Kolacore before Coke took all the market share. Second, Dr. Pepper has a lot of traditional indie rootbrew characteristics despite being a AAA beverage with a AAA budget, though tbh it’s just cornslop at the end of the day

Joe Tilleli @sorrywrongjoe.bsky.social · Sep 23

Easily the best cokelike

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Bea @beathomsin.bsky.social · Sep 18

*pointing up reacc*

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Bea @beathomsin.bsky.social · Sep 12

just watched someone run over a fresh pack of newports…every day an american tragedy

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Bea @beathomsin.bsky.social · Sep 12

what metroid lovers have wanted for an entire decade is to drive a motorcycle around the open world of SMTV