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no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 19m

also, the babies are adorable and sweet and perfect like all babies are, but my older sister borders on actually evil in her treatment of me so i’m very detached about the whole thing

no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 20m

my older sister had her twins and my moms with her rn for a bit and keeps sending pictures and every time i look at them and just *captain holt voice* “yes, babies are adorable. they are like we are, but so much smaller.” as if i don’t have a kid thats almost 5

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no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 5h

advance on to gael whos one of the best fights in the entire game so i get to be happy for the person who beat me too! 😊☺️ but man i wish enough of us were still online for more pvp in bloodborne ;w;

no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 5h

already fighting the drang twin hammers npc and pushing me off that ledge for an insta kill its just been really genuinely so fun. i love getting to play with other players and have it be a community experience and being a spear of the church is so fun because when i lose it means someone gets to

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no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 5h

i’ve heard people really trash dark souls 3 PvP and as someone who just genuinely enjoys it (i love it in bloodborne) i was a little worried because people still invade a LOT in DS3 but other than that one aldritch faithful being a huge fucking asshole and beating the shit outta me while i was

no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 15h

literally my only gripe with PvP is that i can't tell people like "thanks for the fun duel!" or something cause i really do love it

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no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 14h

i feel like this is worded weirdly: i summoned in ng and we fucked them *up*, and then i did not summon in ng+ and i fuckin rekt them again alone

no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 14h

gold pine resin even ran out and aside from a close call accidentally almost trapping myself in a corner for a minute i wrecked phase 2 too. very very very fun fight :3

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no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 14h

man i was like "i wonder how abyss watchers will be in ng+, they seemed insanely easy in ng" and i had summoned just cause i could and i think summons are fun so i was like well lemme try it alone cause its also fun/good to try alone to see how it is and i annihilated the first phase before my first

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no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 15h

literally my only gripe with PvP is that i can't tell people like "thanks for the fun duel!" or something cause i really do love it

no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 15h

lmfao i got re-summoned to them almost IMMEDIATELY and they were like 100x more aggressive and clobbered me 😆 that was so fun!!! i bowed after i killed them initially and when they killed me they also bowed, i was like aw good duel yall ☺️ i love that that was so fun

no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 15h

TOTALLY BLOWING OFF HOMEWORK WHEN I SHOULDNT BE BUT I JUST WON A BATTLE AS A SPEAR OF THE CHURCH LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOO

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no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 15h

guardian got re-summoned i backed off again and they just kept running at me to try and ignore the guardian and i was like damn brother i was tryin to be nice

no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 15h

they even had a friend summoned who was fighting with them so i just focused on the other person and after the other person died i waited until the person whos boss battle it was had killed the other painting guardian to attack them out of just like. politeness i guess but after the painting

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no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 15h

TOTALLY BLOWING OFF HOMEWORK WHEN I SHOULDNT BE BUT I JUST WON A BATTLE AS A SPEAR OF THE CHURCH LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOO

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no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 19h

autistics can turn anyone into a Casual Enjoyer of their special interest, its just what we do. i have given all of my friends the ability to casually enjoy bloodborne

no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 19h

my toxic trait is that i firmly believe that if you have the right autistic person explain something to you, you can enjoy it. if anyone but my friend who's special interest is transformers told me about it i would not fucking care, but because he did? now i have favorites and opinions

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no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 20h

its all just that fucking saying about how no scathing, well-written critique of capitalism can tear it apart the way a poor person just talking about their average day does

no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 20h

hilarious that this is happening to cut off benefits during the month of the big food holiday too. lol. lmao, even

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no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 20h

love knowing that the christo-fascist dictatorship can just tear down part of the white house and do whatever they want but i just got a text that my fucking food stamps are on hold next month because congress is too busy not caring about poor people to give a shit if my son and i eat next month

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no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 21h

i have never in all my days heard an english speaker mispronounce "beer stein" so why in the goddamn shitting fuck do none of these streamers/challenge runners/etc. pronounce ornsteins name correctly

no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 22h

man i know that the best tortillas are gonna be made with lard but i just cannot fucking bring myself to buy lard im too vegetarian 😔😔😔

no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 1d

first they came for cereals, then they came for sweet breads, then they came for brownies and cookies and cakes and frankly i am sick of it (this is all /silly)

no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 1d

another delightful food corrupted and betrayed by treenut eaters once again

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no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 1d

spent like thirty minutes looking up recipes for how to make müesli because my nut-allergic ass wants to try some and if these historical accounts are to be believed this shit did not originally have nuts in it

no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 1d

if there's one thing about me its that i fucking love cold cereal. i almost never eat it anymore like ever but i really want to. cause. my ass fucking loves cold cereal

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no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 1d

if there's one thing about me its that i fucking love cold cereal. i almost never eat it anymore like ever but i really want to. cause. my ass fucking loves cold cereal

no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 1d

i just really really badly and like desperately wish caffeine still had any effect of me. i used to be so sensitive i’d feel a cup of black tea. now i can have 3 cups of coffee before like 3pm and i feel nothing