Dr. Henry McCoy 🏳️‍🌈 (parody)
@beastandbrain.bsky.social
290 followers 330 following 440 posts
32. DMs are EARNED. #MVRP A tad bit of a pastiche of versions of Hank. Parody. Erudite. Gadabout. A Renaissance mutant. Several PhDs. Jovial. Kind.
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
"Apologies for my absence, friends. I simply took a leave for my metaphorical battery to recharge. But here I am, signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours. Now, what issue seems to be the most pressing?"
Reposted by Dr. Henry McCoy 🏳️‍🌈 (parody)
when life gives you lemons , don't make lemonade , make life take the lemons back ! get mad ! i don't want your damn lemons ; what am i supposed to do with these ?
Hank is lost. Absolutely lost.
*She just... 'looked' at him, not a single thought behind them eyes*
"Oh, dear. How best to approach this?"
"Oh, dear. How best to approach this?"
*Then, he sees a hastowimg sight.

A dishevelled girl, eating from a bunny carcass.*
"Oh, my stars and garters."
He hesitantly follows it.
"Oh, my stars and garters."
He hesitantly follows it.
"Hello?"
*The rustle get louder until they just... stop.*
"Oh. Dear me, I wonder if that crass cybernetic Procyon Lotor is back."
"Oh. Dear me, I wonder if that crass cybernetic Procyon Lotor is back."
*rustles could be heard outside the X-Mansion.

Was it a stray animal?*
"My ceaseless attempts to reconstruct the X-Men continue."
"My ceaseless attempts to reconstruct the X-Men continue."
"Wakanda is a work of art. Truly a masterpiece."
"Seeing these couples heartens me. Yet it drives home how lonely I am. Ah, well."
"Oh, most assuredly! I have no complaints thus far. I remain optimistic about the day."
"I am well, Henry. I hope you're doing well."
"I hope my fellow Illuminati members are faring well today."
"I hope my fellow Illuminati members are faring well today."
Reposted by Dr. Henry McCoy 🏳️‍🌈 (parody)
i'm the jacking off police. i'm a cop who loves jacking off!
"Three is hardly a conclusive enough sample size to decide that, I feel."
"Eh, i never seen too much good in some people.

My parents and my killer being two examples."
"I still see the good in all."
"The ability of being stupid and jealous is also a mark of intelligent life."
"I refuse to give up as the mark of any intelligent species is its ability to coexist."
"Benders and Non benders back in my world actually live quite well together."
"But my friends and I seek a world united. Humans and mutants living peacefully. A pipe dream, it seems sometimes."
"Aaaw, they are jealous that we have cool powers, and they don't?

I see why you pity those Dunderheads."