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Matt Bearracuda
@bearracuda.bsky.social
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Bearracuda - partying since 2006! Upcoming events at Bearracuda.com
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GoGo Todd will be shaking it at the Bearracuda Denver jockstrap party on Saturday, Nov. 8th www.ticketmaster.com/event/1E0063...
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I’d say tonight was a pumpkin smashing success with @bearracuda.bsky.social
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Alrighty Portland, this is the body you get for @bearracuda.bsky.social this Saturday! Looking forward to shaking my ass for y’all, don’t forget to tip my fellow dancers. All of my tips are pledged to the @trevorproject.bsky.social see you Saturday!!
I carry pepperspray for a reason.
I could suffocate under there and die happy.
At last year’s Halloween themed Bearracuda, I saw a person dressed as a vampire fingering a werewolf. We are BRIDGING COMMUNITIES here.

See ya Saturday at Bearracuda Portland🎃The Great Blumpkin!

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Sorry, I was trapped under cases of free range tofu. I blasted Indigo
Girls for 8 hours and someone finally rescued me. I appreciate the concern.
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Seattle babes! Count down to Friday for Seattle @bearracuda.bsky.social. Let’s pop our pussies.

📸: @pupshutter.bsky.social
Look, if you’re gonna send me a pic of you SPREADING YOUR CHEEKS with your ENTIRE BUSINESS showing, in front of GOD AND EVERYONE.

I will send you thank you card 💚
Life hasn’t changed here at all. They sent soldiers here for war and Portland residents got the memo. Troops were welcomed with kindness, like any visitor. We turned this already laughable situation into a complete joke. Unfortunately, it’s a very expensive joke, paid for w/millions of tax dollars.
Day 8 in the Portland war -
Things here move slowly and fast all at once—days blend together, like a lavender vegan soy latté with 3 Splendas.

Dust clings to everything—boots, skin, vintage skinny jeans.

I don’t know how many more drag brunches I have left in me, but please know that I am safe.
Dearest Father
This is my 7th day here in war torn Portland and I fear we may run out of cashew milk soon. Things are still in flux, a strange mix of waiting and sudden flash mobs - a trend that I thought ended in 2013.

I want to be careful with what I say. But know that I am well, and safe for now
I am more than just a poorly cleaned butt!!
As someone who lives in Portland, the biggest “war zone” was the all-vegan, cage free poetry slam happening near my house.

Feds out of our city!
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Catch me gogo dancing at Treasure Trail tonight @ Massive in Seattle! Come roam and cruise on all 3 floors!

Lots of dick and ass to see, smell,
And taste 😈😈🥵🥵 👅

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