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Bary Garlow and the Cursed Gloryhole @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 4m

Acting like the democrats don't just pop up to grift every 4 years

That Guy @emsprater.bsky.social · 1h

If the Green Party wants to be taken seriously it needs to do more than have Jill Stein pop up to grift every 4 years.

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Bary Garlow and the Cursed Gloryhole @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 15m

I think I've got someone's initials back there from knife time

Bary Garlow and the Cursed Gloryhole @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 16m

My back is scarred for life

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Bary Garlow and the Cursed Gloryhole @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 17m

Some people like being scratched when having sexy time but the real ones aren't happy unless blood is drawn

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Bary Garlow and the Cursed Gloryhole @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 19m

Back in my fighting days I could put off anyone but saying I get hard when they hit me. It wasn't even a lie

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Bary Garlow and the Cursed Gloryhole @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 20m

Who wanna knock me out? Last time it happened it felt like I was in the matrix and everything slowed down while I was falling to the ground. It was awesome

Bary Garlow and the Cursed Gloryhole @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 22m

White lighting tasted like literal farts but I'd still pay to have some again to drink on top of a roof with my pals

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Bary Garlow and the Cursed Gloryhole @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 27m

Do parents just supply these things now?

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Bary Garlow and the Cursed Gloryhole @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 28m

Like what actually happened to kids hanging around shops asking you to buy smokes and booze for them. Literally everyone did it when I was younger but since becoming an adult I've only been asked like 3 times

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Bary Garlow and the Cursed Gloryhole @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 34m

Not often you get asked these days

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Bary Garlow and the Cursed Gloryhole @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 36m

Anyway I did my good deed of the week earlier when I bought some kids a pack of smokes

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Bary Garlow and the Cursed Gloryhole @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 40m

3 cans of soop, a pack of space raiders and 20 fags costs 25 quid. This country has gone to the dogs

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Bary Garlow and the Cursed Gloryhole @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 48m

I will NEVER vote in American elections!

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Bary Garlow and the Cursed Gloryhole @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 56m

Idk how these 2 things can happen at the same time but they do. Imagination is impossible but hallucinations are inevitable

Bary Garlow and the Cursed Gloryhole @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 56m

For some reason a lot of people think I must have a great imagination and art skills because of my psychosis and sorry to disappoint you but I also have aphantasia and can't visualise anything (willingly)

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