Fairytale of Bary Garlow
@beansinyourbum.bsky.social
31 yo squirrel friend :3
Not here to debate you
They/Them
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Not here to debate you
They/Them
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Why bills :(
December 4, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Why bills :(
Oi look it's Bilbo Bellins from Bellend!
December 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Oi look it's Bilbo Bellins from Bellend!
Brain Cocks
December 3, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Brain Cocks
Imagine being a pigeon. Ridiculous!
December 3, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Imagine being a pigeon. Ridiculous!
Nicolas Cage should replace that green frog guy in Muppets
December 2, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Nicolas Cage should replace that green frog guy in Muppets
Bruce Willis wouldn't even stand a chance
December 2, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Bruce Willis wouldn't even stand a chance
Toy story is 30 years old
December 2, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Toy story is 30 years old
Starfield was a masterpiece
December 2, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Starfield was a masterpiece
Someone should invent a kind of chatbot that you can fuck! Hi, I'm Elon Musk and today..
December 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Someone should invent a kind of chatbot that you can fuck! Hi, I'm Elon Musk and today..
Oh don't worry about me, I'm friend of main()
December 2, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Oh don't worry about me, I'm friend of main()
Got an idea but it'd be have to be at least partly done in C++ and i really don't like C++
December 2, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Got an idea but it'd be have to be at least partly done in C++ and i really don't like C++
Droideka? More like, Droidekant even hold a cup
December 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Droideka? More like, Droidekant even hold a cup
Just call them Clone Poopers and end the war
December 1, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Just call them Clone Poopers and end the war
Dicks should wank themselves imo
December 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Dicks should wank themselves imo
The jedi could've survived if they just said nah mate when them long necked fuckers told them they can have a clone army
December 1, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The jedi could've survived if they just said nah mate when them long necked fuckers told them they can have a clone army
They should invent a kind of huge jacked man who can act and stuff
December 1, 2025 at 5:18 PM
They should invent a kind of huge jacked man who can act and stuff
They should rewrite lord of the rings all into one book and with the boring shit removed
December 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM
They should rewrite lord of the rings all into one book and with the boring shit removed
Not a fan of this Labour party lxds
December 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Not a fan of this Labour party lxds
Giving Shadow of Mordor a go just fyi
December 1, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Giving Shadow of Mordor a go just fyi
Wayne Rooney was good in Take That
November 30, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Wayne Rooney was good in Take That
Your toes should have their own toes that you can use to shuffle across the ground instead of walking
November 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Your toes should have their own toes that you can use to shuffle across the ground instead of walking
Obi Wanker Noobie
November 30, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Obi Wanker Noobie
Nothing happened in 1984
November 30, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Nothing happened in 1984
Some say it's the best post ever seen. Many are saying this
November 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Some say it's the best post ever seen. Many are saying this
Queen Lizzy had Bob Marley killed
November 30, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Queen Lizzy had Bob Marley killed