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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 9h

Wednesday morning. The coffee’s thick, black, and mean — the kind that doesn’t wake you up so much as punch you in the chest and yell, “Move it, you degenerate!” The sky’s still half-drunk on last night’s moonlight, a gray hangover crawling over the horizon.
☕️🐾🌞 10.22.2025
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon

BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 11h

The first sip, that holy moment before reality kicks the door in and demands receipts.

#SunriseCoffee #JavaJunkie #CalmBeforeTheStorm

BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 1d

We were somewhere around the edge of the wasteland when the hunger began to take hold. "We need Cheez Whiz. The REAL stuff. Not that organic nonsense."

Stay weird. Stay hungry.

#CheezWhiz #FearAndLoathing #AmericanDream #SkeletonCrew

BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 1d

Walter & Waylon's Dog Friendly Pumpkin Latte:

- 1/4 cup bone broth
- 1/4 cup pumpkin puree (NOT pumpkin pie filling)
- 1/4 cup goats milk

Give it a stir.

#DogRecipes #DoggoneDelicious #DoggoneGood

BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 1d

Tuesday, 6:47 AM — and already the week has taken on the desperate, bloated quality of a three-month prison sentence.

We're not even halfway to Wednesday yet.

10.21.2025 ☕️🐾☀️

#TuesdayMorning #CoffeeCulture

BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 2d

Monday. The clock isn’t even awake yet & I’m already negotiating with reality like a man trying to buy his soul back at a pawn shop. The coffee pot gurgles in the dark like some infernal machine, coughing up black salvation.

10.20.2025 ☕️🐾🌄

#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #MondayVibes #CoffeeDogs

BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 3d

Sure, it's a decrepit castle surrounded by fog and mysterious rubble, but look at that moon!

#VampiresLaugh #Halloween2025 #VampireVibes

BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 3d

Someone's been cooking up more than chemistry experiments in this laboratory. That's not a science project behind he. That's her DATE, and he's already having second thoughts about the whole arranged reanimation thing.

#LadyFrankenstein #FrankensteinMaonster #Hallowen2025

BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 3d

American Halloween in its purest form. The hat's doing its job. The pumpkin's doing its job. Everything else appears to have wandered in from a completely different holiday. Possibly one that doesn't exist yet but will inevitably be monetized by 2026.

#Halloween2025 #WickedWitch #SpookySeason

BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 3d

Three ghosts walk into a bar. Nobody notices. Everyone's already dead inside from scrolling Instagram for 6 hours straight. That bird in the corner? He's the only one who gets it. He's already planning his exit strategy. Stay weird, you beautiful phantoms.
#Halloween2025 #SpookySeason #GhostlyVibes

BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 3d

Twelve days until every shopping mall in America transforms into a candy-fueled bacchanal & grown adults dress up like sexy versions of household appliances. Stock up on the good chocolate. Avoid the circus peanuts. Trust no one.

#Halloween2025 #Halloween2025CountDown #SpookySeason

BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 3d

Someone's idea of geometric perfection wrapped around 1950s architecture. The corset's doing more structural engineering than most bridges I've driven across in this godforsaken country.

#VintageGlamour #RetroFashion #TimelessElegance #VintageVibes

BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 3d

Sunday morning. The world is half-awake, like a hungover god fumbling for his sunglasses. The Florida sun creeps through the blinds like an inquisitive cop, poking at my eyeballs, whispering, “You’ve had enough, haven’t you?”

10.19.2025 ☕️🐾🌇

#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #SundayVibes #CoffeeWithDogs

BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 3d

Barbie got into the whiskey again. The pink ensemble suggests either supreme confidence or a complete psychological break. Possibly both. The hat says "I make my own rules." The gloves say "I know where the bodies are buried."

#PrettyInPink #VintagePinup #FemmeFataleVibes

BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 3d

I have thought much about witches. In the forests of Bavaria, I once met a woman who claimed to speak with owls. She was not insane. The owls, however, had nothing interesting to say.

#WhichWitch #WitchyVibe #Halloween2025

BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 3d

This ghost. He's not haunting anybody. He's CELEBRATING. Floating around like he just got his per diem approved & found out the hotel bar stays open till 4 AM. The moon's watching him like a giant yellow eyeball, judging nothing, understanding everything.

#Halloween2025 #SpookySeason #GhostsStory

BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 4d

The moon’s swelling like it knows something. And the freaks — those glorious pumpkin-headed bastards — are already warming up their dance moves.

Thirteen days. #TheHalloweenShuffle waits for no one.

#Halloween2025 #spookySeason

BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 4d

Two black dogs, steaming mugs, the flicker of cartoon madness spilling from the TV like divine static. Outside, the world burns with politics & panic. In here, at least for now it’s caffeine, nostalgia, & canine enlightenment.

10.18.2025 ☕️🐾🌞

#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #SaturdayVibes #CoffeeDogs

BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 4d

2 weeks until the veil tears open & the candy-coated madness spills into the streets. The Great Pumpkin isn’t a myth, my friend. He’s out there, beyond the LSD-colored clouds, carving his grin into the night sky & laughing at our fragile little world.

#Hallowen2025 #TheGreatPumpkin #TickOrTreat

BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 4d

This isn’t your grandmother’s bedtime story. This is lust & lunacy on two legs, armed with charm & a smirk sharp enough to gut the moon. Somewhere out there, the wolf’s still howling. Only now he’s begging for mercy.

#CrimsonMadness #RedRidingHood #AiVideoArt

BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 4d

She moves through the hallway like a mirage wrapped in sunlight and danger. A ghost born of the high noon delirium. The kind of vision that makes men trade sanity for sunglasses and gin.

#ShadowsAndLight #NeonDreams #AiVideoArt

BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 4d

“What’s the best thing about being a dog?” Walter asked, squinting into the October sun like a philosopher who just discovered bacon.

“Everything,” growled Waylon.

Somewhere, a squirrel laughed.

#DogWisdom #WalterAndWaylon #DogPhilosophy

BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 5d

FRIDAY. Coffee boiling like jet fuel, Dogs pacing like campaign managers on amphetamines. The weekend is hanging out there, just over the horizon, shimmering mirage of freedom & foolish decisions.

10.17.2025 ☕🐾🌅

#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #TGIF #CoffeeWithDogs #WeekendEve

BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 5d

The siren has spoken. Voice like velvet soaked in danger. Follow if you dare. Once you do, there’s no coming back.

#SirenSong #SoothSayer #TheOdyssey

BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 9d

Sun’s crawling over the horizon like a half-awake outlaw, coffee’s strong enough to melt spoons, and Walter & Waylon are already plotting squirrel-based chaos. The week doesn’t start. It erupts. Let the madness commence.

10.13.2025 ☕🐾🔥

#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #MondayMadness #CoffeeDogs