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Bowser @bbowser.bsky.social · Nov 7

Drew this during the election and then deleted twitter. Idk if hashtags r useful for bsky but #homestuck #art

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Bowser @bbowser.bsky.social · 2d

Conservative man called francis keeps getting his accounts taken down cus the ai flags the Slur "Cis" in his name, relegated to go by Fran, no longer Cis.

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Bowser @bbowser.bsky.social · 4d

SANDWICH ARTIST! FILL THIS SHIT WITH BREAD.

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thisiguy / theo @theo.follows.gay · 5d

night

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Bowser @bbowser.bsky.social · 5d

Leibniz unicorn tattoo nobody steal this

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onion person @junlper.beer · 6d

a swastika? in a republicans office? of the republican party who all explicitely endorse fascism? no way this could have been predicted

Politico @politico.com · 6d

EXCLUSIVE: Capitol Police are investigating a swastika found in GOP Rep. Dave Taylor’s office.

“The content of that image does not reflect the values or standards of this office, my staff, or myself, and I condemn it in the strongest terms," Taylor said in a statement.

Capitol Police called to investigate swastika in GOP congressional office

An American flag altered to include an image of a swastika was found in Rep. Dave Taylor’s office.

www.politico.com

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Bowser @bbowser.bsky.social · 7d

Rock shop run by one brother called Cains Crystals

Bowser @bbowser.bsky.social · 11d

Someone just did a similar thing trying to hide their xmas present for their grandson from said grandson. Stop that! Just come back without him.

Bowser @bbowser.bsky.social · 11d

I asked /like a good customer service person/ if he had gotten the help he needed with the ring he was looking at and he FLUSHED his gf said What ring and he GROANED as if I had done anything wrong.

Bowser @bbowser.bsky.social · 11d

Do NOT buy secret gifts for people while they are with you in the store! I will never forget how mortifying it was when this guy was trying to secretly buy his gf a ring and it was busy so I got called away from the jewelry and passed him to my coworker and when he got to the reg

Bowser @bbowser.bsky.social · 14d

Like soggy chicken that tastes like it has been soaked in high fructose slime is not worth setting aside my morals? Ive given up stuff I actually like what's ur problem

Bowser @bbowser.bsky.social · 14d

Its crazy the amount of boycotts people love to say theyre a part of but will still loudly praise chic fil a like fuck target fuck oreo but god forbid I go without my dogshit chicken nuggies. Its the wildest one cus I've had their food its BAD are they putting crack in it like im confused.

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lou-ellen @louceph.com · 26d

I like these videos where people feed these dessert cat things dirt yessss feed them more feed them more dirt they like it :D

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Bowser @bbowser.bsky.social · 27d

Kindest toe

Bowser @bbowser.bsky.social · 27d

Drew this awful guy to represent how I think id look bald. Cept my neck is longer somehow.

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Bowser @bbowser.bsky.social · 28d

'fraid id look at tad thumby

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Bowser @bbowser.bsky.social · 28d

🔍short haircuts for people with little round heads and weird long necks

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onion person @junlper.beer · Sep 19

the fact that a sitting US president is talking about antifascism being terrorism should tell you a lot about what he thinks his own government represents

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Bowser @bbowser.bsky.social · Sep 19

My partner and I have been gobbling jeopardy and I've been getting so many; on account of how many books I've been reading, im sure!

Bowser @bbowser.bsky.social · Sep 15

"Guess who didn't kill anybody but just lost maybe a couple of thumbs?" "This guy!!!" Best joke set up in succession fr fr

Bowser @bbowser.bsky.social · Sep 13

2025 really have seen so much moldy fruit and veg this year its crazy

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alios @yotsubafan2000.bsky.social · Sep 12

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Bowser @bbowser.bsky.social · Sep 7

Do you still get the nutrients from blueberries if there's a little mold on em?

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Casey Mongillo (ケイシ・モンジロ) @caseymongillo.bsky.social · Sep 6

HOMESTUCK 64. NOW AVAILABLE. DOWNLOAD IN DESCRIPTION. youtu.be/N0w4D5mx7iU

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Bowser @bbowser.bsky.social · Sep 6

I need to hang out with a horse soon. Like feed it a apple at LEAST.

Bowser @bbowser.bsky.social · Sep 5

I sell rocks so the most mortifying thing about that is customers watching me bubble wrap and tape/secure their fist sized amethyst or whatever. Like im trying to make sure you get it home safe but my supplies are a bunch of paper towels and tape that keeps un sticking & im not good under pressure.