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The Last Jedi @bbkayaker.bsky.social · 6d

Jeopardy
Things that are the same for $100:

Answer: Unusual need for high doses of Adrenaline

Q: What do those in Emergency Medicine have in common with Cirque de Sol?

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The Last Jedi @bbkayaker.bsky.social · 6d

I'm starting to understand RFK Jr's interest in fertility rates. He needs more bodies to replace those he's killing for his eugenics project.

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The Last Jedi @bbkayaker.bsky.social · 6d

Interesting. So, my fellow rally attendees are terrorists. I mean, they include a former republican judge, doctors, nurses, veterans, current/retired law enforcement, electricians, plumbers, farmers, bakers, teachers, students......who knew. To the cruel ruler, all dissenters are terrorists.

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The Last Jedi @bbkayaker.bsky.social · 6d

If "our parents aren't having children" then why are they called parents?

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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 13d

“This is a movement…This is an achievement of a whole society…I am just one person.”

The beautiful humility of Venezuelan pro-democracy leader, Maria Corina Machado, the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize recipient.

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The Last Jedi @bbkayaker.bsky.social · 13d

The republicans do not know how to have civil discourse. They've gotten used to half truths, no truths and then shouting them at folks. The GOP needs to be dismantled and burnt to ashes and a new center right party started. This is just utter ignorance and madness.

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The Last Jedi @bbkayaker.bsky.social · 13d

Hum, not surprised from a guy who just referred to "babies in placentas." Wtaf?

The Last Jedi @bbkayaker.bsky.social · 13d

Fucking rocket scientists, they are not. Honestly, another instance of mediocre white guys failing up.

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The Last Jedi @bbkayaker.bsky.social · 13d

I bet you their friends and relatives are making them regret their decision. Btw, it was one of the first cases, if not the first, the grand jury heard. They were empaneled today.

The Last Jedi @bbkayaker.bsky.social · 14d

Doe 😉 ray 😊

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The Last Jedi @bbkayaker.bsky.social · 14d

If Noem, Trump et al wanted to find the founders and participants of Antifa in the US, they can greet them on the Honor Fights coming into to DC.

The Last Jedi @bbkayaker.bsky.social · 21d

Hum, I wonder how this plays with the Latinos who voted Trump.

The Last Jedi @bbkayaker.bsky.social · 22d

During these uncertain times, Cirque du Soleil is your backup plan?

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The Last Jedi @bbkayaker.bsky.social · 22d

fyi, federal gov't investigative agencies can get 'mail covers' and get copies of the outside of the envelope, ie the sender and the addressee. So, I'd forego putting a return address on the envelope.

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The Last Jedi @bbkayaker.bsky.social · 23d

Looking out at this crowd, are we sure DEI was a thing?

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The Last Jedi @bbkayaker.bsky.social · 24d

Ah, you neuro folks all so emotional.

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Mjkwho @mjkwho.bsky.social · Sep 23

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The Last Jedi @bbkayaker.bsky.social · 29d

She and the rest of Trumps lackies are getting high on their own supply.

The Last Jedi @bbkayaker.bsky.social · Sep 23

Not ef'ing soon enough.

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The Last Jedi @bbkayaker.bsky.social · Sep 23

I wish Trump, a fucking moron, and his followers, also fucking morons, would all move to a small corner of the world. They'd all be dead from disease and infighting within a decade and we'd be rid of this curse.

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The Last Jedi @bbkayaker.bsky.social · Sep 23

a cat wearing sunglasses is sitting on a beach chair holding a drink

ALT: a cat wearing sunglasses is sitting on a beach chair holding a drink

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The Last Jedi @bbkayaker.bsky.social · Sep 22

This kid is going to end up hating Jesus for making her dad work instead of spending time with her, especially on her birthday.

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The Last Jedi @bbkayaker.bsky.social · Sep 22

Hum, if they start handing out Kool aid at MAGA rallies, it might be a sign. I don't think these folks understand where that saying came from.

The Last Jedi @bbkayaker.bsky.social · Sep 21

I went to sleep and I missed news about the Rapture? Where the hell is this coming from?

The Last Jedi @bbkayaker.bsky.social · Sep 20

Dolan has always been an arse. He's MAGA because it gives him access to power. By praising Kirk, he thinks he can get young men like that, bigots and all, to join the church. What he forgets is that MAGA evangelicals don't think Catholics are Christians.