Bean
@bbain.bsky.social
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Video game enjoyer, cat dad, Pokemon trainer, Starfleet cadet, he/him 🏳️‍🌈 📍Columbus, Ohio
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bbain.bsky.social
It's been a while since I showed off my tattoos on here! I might need to think of some creatures to fill in the empty spaces on the sides of my back, but I'm not sure.

Content warning: Butt.
Photo of a man with many tattoos. Front-facing angle featuring an octopus on his chest, a moray eel on his leg, and a coelacanth on his belly. Back-facing angle featuring an anomalocaris and a cameroceras on his back. Parts of the octopus, eel, and coelacanth are also visible.
bbain.bsky.social
Customer on the phone: "How much is it to rent the room with the sling? And how many guys can be in the room at a time? Oh, and are straight guys allowed in? I'm straight, by the way."

Me:
Dr. Evil says "Riiiiiight..."
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mikeluckas.bsky.social
a good night's sleep in the Deadly Premonition bed could fix me
bbain.bsky.social
Ok, I get why everyone hates the Groal fight in Silksong 😮‍💨

What were they thinking with this one?
bbain.bsky.social
I think I found my favorite Silksong character 🎇🎭🎇
Trobbio from Silksong
bbain.bsky.social
The lake was all misty this morning in the bright sun. It looked really cool.
Selfie of a bearded man with glasses standing in front of a misty lake. He's wearing a brown hoodie. Photo of the misty lake sans man.
bbain.bsky.social
Is there an NPC that can help with it? If so I definitely missed that, lol
bbain.bsky.social
I've been using the Wanderer crest. I like the quick slashes.
bbain.bsky.social
Was that for one of the three Citadel songs or whatever? I beat that one over the weekend and was getting so salty the whole time, lol.
bbain.bsky.social
Me in 2005: I hope no one thinks I'm gay...

Me in 2025: I hope no one thinks I'm straight 😤
bbain.bsky.social
I Silksonged too hard this weekend and now my thumb hurts 😢
bbain.bsky.social
Work has been stressful tonight, so I'm trying to calm down by looking at pictures of my cats while on my break. They always help ❤️
Photo of a Siamese cat and a grey tabby kitten sitting on a sunny windowsill. The Siamese is yawning and the kitten is looking intently out the window.
bbain.bsky.social
My top 4 Final Fantasy games. Am I a basic bitch?
Final Fantasy IX Final Fantasy VII Final Fantasy IV (II) Final Fantasy VI (III)
bbain.bsky.social
I need to start bringing a spray bottle to work so I can spray my coworker any time he tries to show me some dumb AI bullshit he saw on TikTok. I've already told him multiple times that AI stuff pisses me off 🙄
bbain.bsky.social
Our boy cat likes to pull the towels off the towel rack and nap on them 😅
bbain.bsky.social
Well that's a nightmare 😨
bbain.bsky.social
It's alright. At least I know you won't be mad at me for not responding, lol.
bbain.bsky.social
Haha noo!

Ohio passed a dumbass anti-porn "protect the kids" law or something, so now Bluesky is requiring age verification through some sketchy third party in order to view DMs or adult content. So I can't even see my DMs anymore.
bbain.bsky.social
No more adult content or DMs for me, I guess. Fuck you, Ohio 🖕
bbain.bsky.social
So many people I follow have been taking trips to Japan recently. Are plane tickets to Japan cheap as hell right now or something? What's going on?
bbain.bsky.social
Easy game for babies :P

(Finally started playing this over the weekend)
bbain.bsky.social
Nodding off 😴