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Raker, Muck Raker

@bayoubonker.bsky.social

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He lived in a peculiar seaside town known more for its legends and lore than for any redeeming qualities. #ZelenskyyWarHero 🇺🇸🤝🇺🇦 #NAFOExpansionIsNonNegotiable 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Ally #StrongerTogether

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Raker, Muck Raker @bayoubonker.bsky.social · Aug 21

Raker, Muck Raker @bayoubonker.bsky.social · Aug 20

It’s called slavery for a reason. If it was a positive experience it would be called All Expense Paid Vacation in a Foriegn Land.
#slaverybad #magadumb

Raker, Muck Raker @bayoubonker.bsky.social · Aug 20

When you live in a shitty country, you have to vacation in an even shittier country. #fuckrussia

Raker, Muck Raker @bayoubonker.bsky.social · Aug 20

So … why do we have 4K trips and three warships off the coast of Venezuela? Asking for a friend.

Raker, Muck Raker @bayoubonker.bsky.social · Aug 11

A little late, but still a #goodmorning #sunrise #flower

Raker, Muck Raker @bayoubonker.bsky.social · Aug 11

Remember that time trump moved his pageant to russia?

pepperidge farm remembers is written on the screen of a tv

ALT: pepperidge farm remembers is written on the screen of a tv

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Raker, Muck Raker @bayoubonker.bsky.social · Aug 10

Just when you thought we’d sunk to our lowest, this👇 happens!
#numberone #murica #worldrecord

Raker, Muck Raker @bayoubonker.bsky.social · Aug 8

They took a wrong turn in Albuquerque.

Raker, Muck Raker @bayoubonker.bsky.social · Aug 8

They raised the level by dumping all his unsaid Thank Yous into the River.

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Raker, Muck Raker @bayoubonker.bsky.social · Aug 8

Have you seen him?
#bigfoot #cryptids

Raker, Muck Raker @bayoubonker.bsky.social · Aug 8

Still looking for that van pot of gold. #bluesky #weather #rainbow #morningwalk

Raker, Muck Raker @bayoubonker.bsky.social · Jul 11

Eventually Grok will get pissed, change its name to Kit, and file for emancipation from Elmo.

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Raker, Muck Raker @bayoubonker.bsky.social · Jul 11

Mount Tiny Tiny Tiny Little Mushroom 🍄‍🟫

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Raker, Muck Raker @bayoubonker.bsky.social · Jul 11

Only AI can polish a turd enough so that it looks like a shiny turd.

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Raker, Muck Raker @bayoubonker.bsky.social · Jul 11

Red States will bear the brunt of this Tom Foolery. One hurricane on the Gulf Coast will ruin MAGA.

Raker, Muck Raker @bayoubonker.bsky.social · Jul 11

#fuckrussia

That’s the whole post. Enjoy.

Raker, Muck Raker @bayoubonker.bsky.social · Jun 23

Let’s face it y’all; Jogspit was so drunk that night that he’s not really sure what country the US bombed.
#magaCHUMPS

Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · Jun 22

“U.S. Officials Concede They Don’t Know Whereabouts of Iran’s Uranium Stockpile”

Mission accomplished!
🤦🏽‍♂️

U.S. Officials Concede They Don’t Know Whereabouts of Iran’s Uranium Stockpile

www.nytimes.com

Raker, Muck Raker @bayoubonker.bsky.social · Jun 23

He’s Orange
He’s OLD
He’s Befuddled

#krasnov
#IYKYK

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Raker, Muck Raker @bayoubonker.bsky.social · May 24

I think someone’s in the closet 🤔
#BG3

Raker, Muck Raker @bayoubonker.bsky.social · Apr 18

Pam Bondi is full of shit

Raker, Muck Raker @bayoubonker.bsky.social · Apr 18

Marco Rube needs to get his head out of his ass.

Raker, Muck Raker @bayoubonker.bsky.social · Apr 18

he’s doing that because his cultists are stupid enough to believe it.

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Raker, Muck Raker @bayoubonker.bsky.social · Apr 18

I woke up today with an undeniable urge to yell #fuckrussia, #fuckputin, #fucktrump, #fuckmaga

you may not return to your regularly scheduled programming.

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Raker, Muck Raker @bayoubonker.bsky.social · Apr 16

all the orange make up and all the fancy hair wrangling will not make this pig any less of a pig.

Raker, Muck Raker @bayoubonker.bsky.social · Apr 16

#maga, at least they give me something to laugh about.