Bayou Boi (Hot Sloppy Donuts)
bayouboi.bsky.social
Bayou Boi (Hot Sloppy Donuts)
@bayouboi.bsky.social
Video Games, Film, and other cool shit. Chances are you're gonna disagree with me on a lot of things. Very rarely 🔞
Yo Ball Pit fucking rules, dude
December 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
High functioning autism, functioning alcoholism, dysfunctional human.

Les go
December 5, 2025 at 11:26 AM
today's motto: "ugh... fuck it"
December 5, 2025 at 11:05 AM
I wonder what Dick Tracy lookin ass goons Geoff Keighly is gonna hire to protect the stage at this year’s game awards.

I hope they tackle someone. That’ll be fun.
December 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Back in the day, when you talked to me about Bungie all I can think about is how they revolutionized the shooter landscape and created an industry icon.

Today, if you talk to me about bungie all I think about is plagiarism and Pete “I’ll assault you in my sports car” Parsons. And I throw up.
December 3, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Dispatch would be my GOTY if Expedition 33 didn’t come out this year.

No joke, full stop.
November 27, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Hi, we’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty
November 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
All my apes, gone
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I know that it’s probably documented somewhere but I wonder who holds the title for ‘waste of space who was the first one to make AI art and ruin everything’
November 26, 2025 at 10:38 AM
You know, I’m kinda glad that political profiles are liking my posts. Makes it easy for me to block you and get you the fuck away from my video game oriented page.

I don’t care if you’re left, right, center, up, or down. I don’t come here to look at that trash. Go back to twitter.
November 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I see that the opening of Dispatch Episode 4 is causing the youtube moderation robot to go completely insane and strike people at random
November 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Every 3 hours I want Martin Scorsese to come out and read what happened to me because I’ll forget otherwise.

Don’t watch killers of the flower moon this is actually something that happens
November 22, 2025 at 6:38 PM
It’s like some top brass at Activision Blizzard played VOID/BREAKER and told their 11 studios to just make an AI copy it for Black ops 7
November 21, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Party poopers get no mercy in #arcraiders
November 19, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Took a trip to the Marathon subreddit to see what the temperature is over there and yeah. It’s just a bunch of pro plagiarism bungie dick riders.
November 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Sony should force insomniac to make another spider man game next year so I can watch Kai and friends lose their fucking shit over it not winning GOTY again. That shit ruled.
November 17, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Finally, I can have a true Escape from Tarkov experience without the stress and skill gap. It’s called #arcraiders
November 17, 2025 at 11:27 AM
man... Killers of the Flower Moon is kinda.... bad?

but it's bad because you can see teeny tiny shines of brilliance in moments and then they go back to making sure you're paying attention, you dumbass.

This feels like it was written for stupid people who can't follow a plot.
November 14, 2025 at 2:48 AM
To the legend in ARC Raiders who gave me a Torrente blueprint when I never asked for anything in return for my duplicate Bettina blueprint, wherever you are I hope your night is stellar.
November 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
ARC Raiders Solo Queue:

“Hey man wanna team up to kill this robot and split the loot?”

“Sure!”

ARC Raiders team queue:
a gorilla is standing in front of a glass door in a zoo enclosure .
ALT: a gorilla is standing in front of a glass door in a zoo enclosure .
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
current mood of the day is that one cutscene in Elden Ring where Godrick busts a fat nut
November 4, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I don’t understand any of the business shit that Coffeezilla talks about but I love watching him break scammers’ legs
November 3, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Who the hell is the head of HR in Dispatch? Captain gives no fucks?
November 2, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I hope this newfangled Arc Raiders is as good as the royal y’all are telling me.
October 30, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Dispatch EP 4 got me acting incredibly unwise
October 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM