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Bastard 🦚🔞 @bastardwiki.bsky.social · 2h

honestly im so mad and upset but the fursuit head (that i paid for ages ago, lower the pitchforks) Wips are keeping me strong rn.
i cant wait for y'all to see. and i cant wait to actually have it in me to work on the body lmfao

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Bastard 🦚🔞 @bastardwiki.bsky.social · 20h

so the job i got accepted for just hired me because they "like me" and now have no idea 'what to do with me' (they have no hours for me) so any shared appreciated :')

if you like what i do i also got a tip jar ko-fi.com/bastardwiki/ + the shop opens friday

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ByJove @byjove.bsky.social · 15h

Normally he's a VERY good dog

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Bastard 🦚🔞 @bastardwiki.bsky.social · 8h

If anyone's looking to adopt a dog, I'm currently tired, unaware of my surroundings, and already house trained.

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Mattibad @itsmattibad.bsky.social · 13h

I saw our boy made it in the popularity poll again 🥹❤️ #dabi

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Bastard 🦚🔞 @bastardwiki.bsky.social · 13h

[holding my finger over the delete button of like 15% of my fics] give me the strength to let this shit live another day i am so tired

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Bastard 🦚🔞 @bastardwiki.bsky.social · 14h

it is kinda fucked up that jobs will hire because they like you and think youre just cool hanging out in their back pocket whenever they're good and ready

brother i have bills to pay, fuck off

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Bastard 🦚🔞 @bastardwiki.bsky.social · 14h

Ao3s code is open source you can just use it for free, and VPS start cheap as fuck. Just in case anyone needed to know.

What's that? That sounds like effort?

Ok then you lose all right to piss shit whine about ao3 or its functions by default

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Bastard 🦚🔞 @bastardwiki.bsky.social · 20h

im HOPING they figure out 'what to do with me' because i gotta pay rent bruh

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Bastard 🦚🔞 @bastardwiki.bsky.social · 20h

so the job i got accepted for just hired me because they "like me" and now have no idea 'what to do with me' (they have no hours for me) so any shared appreciated :')

if you like what i do i also got a tip jar ko-fi.com/bastardwiki/ + the shop opens friday

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Bastard 🦚🔞 @bastardwiki.bsky.social · 1d

Comm info! 💛

This is per character, theoretically there is no character limit other than your budget. Open to most horny and hairbrained whims! SFW too of course. Most canons + OCs accepted, including selfship<3 More info in thread (inc sketch info)!

Shares appreciated ! :D

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Bastard 🦚🔞 @bastardwiki.bsky.social · 1d

tfw the job hires you because they like you but doesnt actually have hours for you!! YIPPEE YAY!!

jesus fucking christ, i take back any celebrations about this

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Bastard 🦚🔞 @bastardwiki.bsky.social · 1d

Yeet

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Bastard 🦚🔞 @bastardwiki.bsky.social · 1d

Yeet

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Bastard 🦚🔞 @bastardwiki.bsky.social · 1d

1 like and i post a horny shigadabi wip

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Bastard 🦚🔞 @bastardwiki.bsky.social · 1d

Only hit me up if you're able to pay in the next ~72 hours, failure to pay will result in me moving on to the next interested party and you'll just have to wait until next time I feel like doing a commission.

Bastard 🦚🔞 @bastardwiki.bsky.social · 1d

All finish tiers will incur fees for complex designs/clothes or a rush turnaround (typically I take 2-4 weeks). Upfront payment only, I do not take payment plans.

I know there's lots of shi/gadabi here but i draw more than just these two honest.

DM if interested! Limited slots

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Bastard 🦚🔞 @bastardwiki.bsky.social · 1d

Comm info! 💛

This is per character, theoretically there is no character limit other than your budget. Open to most horny and hairbrained whims! SFW too of course. Most canons + OCs accepted, including selfship<3 More info in thread (inc sketch info)!

Shares appreciated ! :D

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Aizawa Calendar 2026/27 @aizawacalendar.bsky.social · 1d

The start of summer will be kicked off by this sensual piece by @lashketchup.bsky.social !

Preorders are open until November 1st!

Shop here: aizawacalendar.bigcartel.com

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Bastard 🦚🔞 @bastardwiki.bsky.social · 1d

-not my border not my burden, sorry. i make a loss on most things i sell as it is! i'm eating the additional shipping costs as a compromise on this, not just as a random kindness.

thanks for understandin'

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Bastard 🦚🔞 @bastardwiki.bsky.social · 1d

shop terms have been updated to reflect this. i will be doing everything correctly on my side, if your border decides to throw a fit, that's between you and whoever you can call to resolve it. im not refunding or replacing anything because america sucks-

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Bastard 🦚🔞 @bastardwiki.bsky.social · 1d

To answer some things in advance:

Items going to the USA WILL be sent DDP. I will be eating the cost of this to keep shipping down for US folks.

I am not responsible for if your border is a cunt about the package, you are buying at-your-own-risk 🧵

Bastard 🦚🔞 @bastardwiki.bsky.social · 4d

I'll probably reopen the shop on Friday!
I'll cold open my last intended preorder design with it, I don't really plan to do more

Pins + band au leftovers also available

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kite / decarbry 🔞💙 | scarftober on Patreon! @nomuzawa.bsky.social · 2d

GUYSSS DON'T LET THIS GET AWAY!! Go get it 👏

Aizawa Calendar 2026/27 @aizawacalendar.bsky.social · 4d

🐈‍⬛🖤3 weeks left~! 🖤🐈‍⬛

Time's ticking away, don't delay! Maybe we can tempt you to take a peek with this bookmark by @aceofwitches.bsky.social ? 👀

Shop here: aizawacalendar.bigca...

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Bastard 🦚🔞 @bastardwiki.bsky.social · 3d

Sorry about falling behind on kinktober, I got my dates mixed up and had to prepare for a camping trip last week!
I probably won't catch up :( but I'll still finish the wips

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Bastard 🦚🔞 @bastardwiki.bsky.social · 3d

One taken, one left! 🫶

Bastard 🦚🔞 @bastardwiki.bsky.social · 4d

If I opened for 2 Comms would anyone be interested
The more basic shading would be 65/character and the more detailed would be 80/character
I'll make an actual post in a bit but if you want in advance and can pay in the next day hmu