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𝘙𝘦𝘥𝘥 𝘕𝘺𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘪.ᐣ @bashfulburmese.bsky.social · Sep 8

Hey. I'm Sorry:

𝘙𝘦𝘥𝘥 𝘕𝘺𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘪.ᐣ @bashfulburmese.bsky.social · Sep 8

oh Hello! Friend!

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𝘙𝘦𝘥𝘥 𝘕𝘺𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘪.ᐣ @bashfulburmese.bsky.social · Sep 8

can i please have Some Dubai Chocolate Please

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𝘙𝘦𝘥𝘥 𝘕𝘺𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘪.ᐣ @bashfulburmese.bsky.social · Sep 8

Hey I Hello Hi I think I know You? Hello?

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𝘙𝘦𝘥𝘥 𝘕𝘺𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘪.ᐣ @bashfulburmese.bsky.social · Jun 24

"Wait, there's another shoplifter in town? Who?"

[ He blushes from the "cute" comment, but is still curious about who she's talking about. ]

— 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙋𝙪𝙧𝙧𝙛𝙚𝙘𝙩 𝙀𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜 @purrfectmultimuse.bsky.social · Jun 18

Hey, thank yourself for being so freakin' cool.

I mean seriously, I can only think of one other guy in town that wouldn't tear my head off for shoplifting.. and we aren't exactly compatible like *that.*

Plus, you're just a real cutie.

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𝘙𝘦𝘥𝘥 𝘕𝘺𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘪.ᐣ @bashfulburmese.bsky.social · Jun 18

"Fineee.. just for you, I'll keep being a dorky shoplifter."

[ He grabs some treats after she finishes, munching on a few one by one. ]

"You really have a great taste in boyfriends, you know that?"

— 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙋𝙪𝙧𝙧𝙛𝙚𝙘𝙩 𝙀𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜 @purrfectmultimuse.bsky.social · Jun 17

I dunno, are you ever gonna stop being a dork?

[ She giggles, fishing a paw into the bag of treats that sat beside her. ]

Don't, by the way. You're just perfect the way you are.

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𝘙𝘦𝘥𝘥 𝘕𝘺𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘪.ᐣ @bashfulburmese.bsky.social · Jun 4

"You can never stop calling me that ever, huh?"

[ He baps her with his paw, before return the kiss on her cheek. ]

— 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙋𝙪𝙧𝙧𝙛𝙚𝙘𝙩 𝙀𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜 @purrfectmultimuse.bsky.social · Jun 2

Hey, it's okay!

[ She gives his paw a reassuring squeeze, leaning in to plant a kiss on his cheek. ]

And yeah, I'm real lucky..
Even luckier now that I have you, ya' big dork.

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𝘙𝘦𝘥𝘥 𝘕𝘺𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘪.ᐣ @bashfulburmese.bsky.social · May 30

"Oh, geez.. sorry for asking, then."

[ He covers his mouth with the back of his paw, not realizing how bad it could possibly be. ]

"The good part is.. you're here, and you have me, too!"

— 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙋𝙪𝙧𝙧𝙛𝙚𝙘𝙩 𝙀𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜 @purrfectmultimuse.bsky.social · May 30

It.. was pretty terrifying. I didn't know it was possible for people to lose that much blood, haha..

[ She laughs awkwardly, her gaze drifting off as her expression darkens. ]

I mean, I hid in the bathroom for most of it, but I really didn't think I was gonna get to go home that day.

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𝘙𝘦𝘥𝘥 𝘕𝘺𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘪.ᐣ @bashfulburmese.bsky.social · May 27

[ His face is almost flush with red as they interlock paws, but he tries to stay strong to not give her more teasing material. ]

"Same here.. part of me really does wonder what it was like back then, though."

"Was it.. scary or anything? I only know bits and pieces of it.."

— 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙋𝙪𝙧𝙧𝙛𝙚𝙘𝙩 𝙀𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜 @purrfectmultimuse.bsky.social · May 26

Right?

[ She smiles, interlocking her fingers with his as she uses her free paw to fish into the bag of dog treats. ]

It's kinda crazy to think about considering how awful things were just a little bit ago..

I never would've guessed that things could turn out like this, but I'm glad they did.

𝘙𝘦𝘥𝘥 𝘕𝘺𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘪.ᐣ @bashfulburmese.bsky.social · May 14

"It was scary, but.. I'm still here!"

[ He pats her on the head, reassuring her. ]

"You'd.. really swap schools just for me? To make sure I'm safe?"

𝐓𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐒𝐮𝐠𝐝𝐞𝐧 @afelineoratiger.bsky.social · May 13

Or well, NEARLY died! But still...

[Tigger slowly pulls Redd close to her.]

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𝘙𝘦𝘥𝘥 𝘕𝘺𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘪.ᐣ @bashfulburmese.bsky.social · May 12

[ He stumbles onto the floor next to her once she lets go, the force of stopping so quickly causes him to fall down. ]

"I guess you're not wrong.."

[ He feels around for her paw, holding it with his. ]

"You know.. I never thought life could get this good, to be honest."

— 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙋𝙪𝙧𝙧𝙛𝙚𝙘𝙩 𝙀𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜 @purrfectmultimuse.bsky.social · May 12

Nah, just when I'm spending time with my super cute boyfriend!

[ Reaching the field, she finally lets go of his paw, plopping herself down in the grass and patting the spot next to her while she glances up towards the clouds. ]

Oh man, this is the life.

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𝘙𝘦𝘥𝘥 𝘕𝘺𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘪.ᐣ @bashfulburmese.bsky.social · May 12

"You know.. this is my first impression of you."

𝘙𝘦𝘥𝘥 𝘕𝘺𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘪.ᐣ @bashfulburmese.bsky.social · May 11

"I sure hope he doesn't.. I already almost died once, I don't want it to actually happen!"

[ He calms down as he feels Tigger pet him, purring quietly. ]

𝐓𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐒𝐮𝐠𝐝𝐞𝐧 @afelineoratiger.bsky.social · May 11

I think you should be watching EVERY limb you have around him.

[Tigger chuckles at the yelp, petting Redd.]

You should be fine, though; he doesn't seem to really like killing people... At least I don't think so!

𝘙𝘦𝘥𝘥 𝘕𝘺𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘪.ᐣ @bashfulburmese.bsky.social · May 11

"H-he knows how to kill everyone in your school?!"

[ He yelps, not expecting to hear something like *that*. ]

"And I go to school with him.. should I start watching my back around him?"

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𝘙𝘦𝘥𝘥 𝘕𝘺𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘪.ᐣ @bashfulburmese.bsky.social · May 11

"B-Brownie?!"

[ He yelps as she drags him on the floor, eventually making it to the field. ]

"Do you usually do that when you're excited..?"

— 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙋𝙪𝙧𝙧𝙛𝙚𝙘𝙩 𝙀𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜 @purrfectmultimuse.bsky.social · May 11

Oh. My. DOG.

Do you even have to ask? C'mon, let's ditch this joint!!

[ She takes his paw in her own, immediately bolting for the field. ]

𝘙𝘦𝘥𝘥 𝘕𝘺𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘪.ᐣ @bashfulburmese.bsky.social · May 11

"H-he knows how to kill everyone in your school?!"

[ He yelps, not expecting to hear something like *that*. ]

"And I go to school with him.. should I start watching my back around him?"

𝐓𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐒𝐮𝐠𝐝𝐞𝐧 @afelineoratiger.bsky.social · May 11

Wouldn't trust the dude with a friendly knife, wouldn't even trust him with safe needles. I feel like he can figure out how to kill everyone in this school the instant he even lays eyes on you...

[She scratches her arm.]

He's safe, for now, but still! It leaves me worried sometimes.

𝘙𝘦𝘥𝘥 𝘕𝘺𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘪.ᐣ @bashfulburmese.bsky.social · May 11

"What's wrong with him? I haven't really noticed much wrong lately.."

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𝘙𝘦𝘥𝘥 𝘕𝘺𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘪.ᐣ @bashfulburmese.bsky.social · May 11

"What's wrong with him? I haven't really noticed much wrong lately.."

𝐓𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐒𝐮𝐠𝐝𝐞𝐧 @afelineoratiger.bsky.social · Apr 28

That Patches dude really gives me the creeps...

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𝘙𝘦𝘥𝘥 𝘕𝘺𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘪.ᐣ @bashfulburmese.bsky.social · May 9

[ He pulls out a bag of dog treats, along with cat treats of his own. ]

"Wanna laze around in the field? Barely anyone checks it, and I've heard it's best place to lay at this time of year."

— 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙋𝙪𝙧𝙧𝙛𝙚𝙘𝙩 𝙀𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜 @purrfectmultimuse.bsky.social · May 8

I guess I forgot..?
Eheh.. I'm not exactly renown for being a genius..

Aaaaanyways.. you got any plans for how you wanna spend today?

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𝙊𝙇𝙄𝙑𝙀 ! @bestfriendsfurever.bsky.social · May 8

PackPawd, humble them!

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𝘙𝘦𝘥𝘥 𝘕𝘺𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘪.ᐣ @bashfulburmese.bsky.social · May 5

"You didn't think of that at all?"

"I'm pretty sure I came up with the idea.. last week, actually!"

— 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙋𝙪𝙧𝙧𝙛𝙚𝙘𝙩 𝙀𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜 @purrfectmultimuse.bsky.social · May 4

You're a friggin' genius, Redd!

.. I mean, seriously, I don't know why I didn't think of that.

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𝘙𝘦𝘥𝘥 𝘕𝘺𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘪.ᐣ @bashfulburmese.bsky.social · Apr 27

"R-really..?! You mean it?!"

[ He seems oddly excited. ]

𝘊𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘦 . @scanagatta.bsky.social · Apr 27

" Y'know what, sure. Bring it. "

𝘙𝘦𝘥𝘥 𝘕𝘺𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘪.ᐣ @bashfulburmese.bsky.social · Apr 27

"I recently got a copy of that new Hello Puppy movie!"

"..I swear it's good, it's not just a kids film."

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𝘙𝘦𝘥𝘥 𝘕𝘺𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘪.ᐣ @bashfulburmese.bsky.social · Apr 27

"I recently got a copy of that new Hello Puppy movie!"

"..I swear it's good, it's not just a kids film."

𝘊𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘦 . @scanagatta.bsky.social · Apr 27

" I have plenty, so we should be good. "

" U-unless you have something in mind, of course. "

𝘙𝘦𝘥𝘥 𝘕𝘺𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘪.ᐣ @bashfulburmese.bsky.social · Apr 27

"Ooh, sure! Do you want me to bring any? I have quite a few.."

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𝘙𝘦𝘥𝘥 𝘕𝘺𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘪.ᐣ @bashfulburmese.bsky.social · Apr 27

"Ooh, sure! Do you want me to bring any? I have quite a few.."

𝘊𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘦 . @scanagatta.bsky.social · Apr 25

" I, uh... I'm not really sure. We could, like... watch a movie, I guess? "

𝘙𝘦𝘥𝘥 𝘕𝘺𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘪.ᐣ @bashfulburmese.bsky.social · Apr 24

// i'm gonna Reload my Save !

"You're fine, could've just used better wording is all.."

[ He chuckles awkwardly, before rubbing the back of his neck, trying to change the subject. ]

"Anyways, uh.. what are we gonna do at your place?"

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𝘙𝘦𝘥𝘥 𝘕𝘺𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘪.ᐣ @bashfulburmese.bsky.social · Apr 24

/ SILLY

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𝘙𝘦𝘥𝘥 𝘕𝘺𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘪.ᐣ @bashfulburmese.bsky.social · Apr 24

// dude the only reason him and tigger fell in love was because they're both equally stupid 💔

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𝘙𝘦𝘥𝘥 𝘕𝘺𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘪.ᐣ @bashfulburmese.bsky.social · Apr 24

// ITS AN ALT SHIP !!!

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