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Bartholomew the Rhino

@bartytherhino.bsky.social

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18+ but SFW. I'm a level 33 big red rhino who loves giving big rhino squeeze hugs! Taken. Feel free to message me anytime! I'll be stomping around. Located in the PNW! ❤️🦏

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Bartholomew the Rhino @bartytherhino.bsky.social · 3d

¡Un forastero!
Morir es vivir... morir es vivir...
Cogelo, cogelo, cogelo.
¡Matalo!

Resident evil 4 is arguably still the best resident evil game, and it's been out since 2005.

Bartholomew the Rhino @bartytherhino.bsky.social · 5d

Wow, that's absolutely inexcusable and beyond rude. To me, that doesn't sound something a true friend would do. At all.

Bartholomew the Rhino @bartytherhino.bsky.social · 5d

Dots are such a good candy! Even if they get stuck in your teeth, you still get all the flavor from them being there.

Also fun fact: did you know that there were some dots in the original dots pack that were black licorice flavored?

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Bartholomew the Rhino @bartytherhino.bsky.social · 6d

It is so irresistibly difficult to not start singing Jolene by Dolly Parton, every time that I've played this card for commander games in magic the gathering.

A magic the gathering card named jolene, the plunder queen that has lots of text on the card as an effect.

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Bartholomew the Rhino @bartytherhino.bsky.social · 8d

It's understandable that people have their preferences. Speaking for myself, It's not only the impression that I'm uninterested part, but also that I'd be afraid of bothering someone if they're busy and I'm unaware of it. Which is on me in the end. I would love to have conversations with others.

Bartholomew the Rhino @bartytherhino.bsky.social · 25d

Happy birthday to my partner and soulmate, @snugzthegator.bsky.social

I'm glad I got to spend the day with you, and may you have many many more birthdays. Te amo mi caiman 🐊♥️🦏

A chocolate birthday cake with candles on it that is the number 31.

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🍩Roku Doggo🍩 @marshmallowpupy.bsky.social · 28d

HEY!!! I wanna get Jurassic World Evolution 3 so I'm gonna open like 2 or 3 slots, depending on how much I get! :3

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Bartholomew the Rhino @bartytherhino.bsky.social · Oct 2

It's officially spooky season! I've got my pumpkin all ready, and I can pop out of it to jump scare with surprise hugs!

This art was done by a friend of mine.

A red rhino popping out of the top of a jack-o-lantern trying to scare anybody.

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Bartholomew the Rhino @bartytherhino.bsky.social · Oct 1

My condolences for yours and @tomgungy.bsky.social loss.

Bartholomew the Rhino @bartytherhino.bsky.social · Sep 24

Have a rhino!

Bartholomew the Rhino @bartytherhino.bsky.social · Sep 23

Yaaaay world rhino day!

a mother rhinoceros and her baby rhinoceros are standing next to each other in the grass .

ALT: a mother rhinoceros and her baby rhinoceros are standing next to each other in the grass .

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Bartholomew the Rhino @bartytherhino.bsky.social · Sep 23

Yaaaaay world rhino day!

a mother rhinoceros and her baby rhinoceros are standing next to each other in the grass .

ALT: a mother rhinoceros and her baby rhinoceros are standing next to each other in the grass .

media.tenor.com

Bartholomew the Rhino @bartytherhino.bsky.social · Sep 22

Spread the word, rhinos are awesome!

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Bartholomew the Rhino @bartytherhino.bsky.social · Sep 22

We must celebrate!

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Bartholomew the Rhino @bartytherhino.bsky.social · Sep 22

Well, that's all the cool rhino facts that I've got in my brain. Feel free to spread these cool rhinoceros facts around to others.

Also, don't be afraid to hug your rhino fursuiter. We give big squeeze hugs... or at least, I do. ❤️🦏

#worldrhinoday

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Bartholomew the Rhino @bartytherhino.bsky.social · Sep 22

(8) A rhino's skin is actually super sensitive to things like bugs and the sun. That's why rhinos roll around in mud and take mud baths.

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Bartholomew the Rhino @bartytherhino.bsky.social · Sep 22

(7) Did you know that a group of rhinos is called a crash? That's freaking cool! I might be biased with that, but I like it.

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Bartholomew the Rhino @bartytherhino.bsky.social · Sep 22

(6) Some rhinos are territorial, and they mark their territory with their scent by either poop, rubbing their nose on a tree, or pee on the ground. Hey, dogs do this too, but rhinos are like... way bigger dogs. So yeah. Tank puppies.

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Bartholomew the Rhino @bartytherhino.bsky.social · Sep 22

(5.5) However, with the creation of sanctuaries and humans who have been putting effort to help rebuild the rhino population, it is slowly but surely getting better. As a rhino fursuiter myself, this makes me beyond happy to see my favorite animal thrive and continue in our world.

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Bartholomew the Rhino @bartytherhino.bsky.social · Sep 22

(5) unfortunately, rhinos are... critically endangered. It saddens me to say it, but it's true. This is largely in part due to poaching for horns for "medicinal cures" (not proven by medical science), habitats being changed or lost in general, and even struggles with reproducing.

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Bartholomew the Rhino @bartytherhino.bsky.social · Sep 22

(4.5) Oh yeah, and they use it not only for combat, but they defend themselves in competitions with other rhinos, digging up roots in the ground, foraging for food, just for examples. Rhino horns do grow and regenerate over time, so a horn is never gone for good... until passing away, that is.

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Bartholomew the Rhino @bartytherhino.bsky.social · Sep 22

(4) speaking of rhino horns, did you know that a rhino's horn is made of keratin? It's the same stuff that humans find in their nails and their hair. Imagine growing a fingernail or a toenail on your nose, but it's a horn instead.

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Bartholomew the Rhino @bartytherhino.bsky.social · Sep 22

(3.5) But, rhinos can run at least 30 miles per hour, which is pretty fast considering how much weight one of them is packing. Also, they kind of have bad eyesight. However, trust me on this one. As a fellow rhino, you don't want to get charged by one of these.

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Bartholomew the Rhino @bartytherhino.bsky.social · Sep 22

(3) Despite their massive size and the fact rhinos can have different weights, depending on their species, they're actually herbivores. Yeah, you read that correctly. They eat leaves, grass, fruits, vegetables, branches, etc. All that body weight in them is a combination of fat, muscles, and bones.

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Bartholomew the Rhino @bartytherhino.bsky.social · Sep 22

(2) In Ancient Greek, the word 'rhinoceros' is actually a translation of two words put together. Rhino (nose) and Ceros (horn). Pretty cool, right? Literal nose-horns!

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