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Col
@baroncol.bsky.social
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Midlands UK. Interested in humour, art, photos, news, history and good stuff. LCFC sufferer. I block anyone with a young female looking avatar who hasn't posted anything.
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Anything seems possible, when you don't know what you are talking about.
He met her when she was wearing a white suit, had a few bee stings and smelt of honey.
He knew then she was a keeper.
His doctor asked if he was drinking plenty of fluids. He said, "That's literally all I drink!"
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Chicken Chasseur with tinned French petits pois. Old school bistro food.

#Frenchfood #cooking #cuisine #Frenchcuisine
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You want a machine to make art for you? Why? You might as well ask a machine to eat for you, or fuck for you. Might as well walk into the ocean and let the machine live your life
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One of the things I do to try to stop getting stressed by my campaign is draw. Obviously I draw birds. Starlings are one of the 8 species who nest in swift bricks and one of the 4 Red listed united with the others in their plight due to loss of cavity nesting habitat.
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Pippa Crerar
“After all that, it was the Tories who removed the word ‘ enemy’ from the key witness statement to the collapsed China spy trial”.
Badenoch own goal no. 85, just in time for her party to get 2% in yesterday’s by-election.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Rishi Sunak only politician to see witness statement in China spy case
Statement from security adviser, viewed by then prime minister, did not describe China as enemy
www.theguardian.com
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In Les Miserables, Jean Valjean steals a loaf of bread to save his sister’s starving son

He serves 19 years in jail & emerges the hero

The villain? The cop who’s determined to pit him back in jail

For the crime of not wanting someone to starve

Telling this story for absolutely no reason at all.
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My boss says I'm lazy and never finish
anythi
When he dies he wants the word 'Humble' engraved on his giant statue.
1985: I can't wait to see what the world is like in 40 years.
2025: I miss 1985.
The Booker prize foundation has launched a major new literary award, the Children’s Booker prize, offering £50,000 for the best fiction written for readers aged eight to 12.
The only British army veteran ever charged in relation to Bloody Sunday has been found not guilty of murder and attempted murder. The judge, who presided without a jury, said prosecutors had failed to prove guilt and that the passage of time – almost 54 years – had made the legal process difficult.
Five survivors invited on to the child sexual exploitation inquiry panel have said they will continue working with the investigation only if the safeguarding minister Jess Phillips remains in post. The intervention comes after four other survivors who quit this week demanded Phillips’ resignation.