Bard (barks sometimes)
@bardtiger.bsky.social
Dj, musician, nerd, half-furry, all kinky. This profile very NSFW- no minors, if you know me in real life don’t make it weird 😘
I just told a man he was FUN TO LOOK AT. Pardon me while I melt into the floorboards because WHAT
November 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I just told a man he was FUN TO LOOK AT. Pardon me while I melt into the floorboards because WHAT
I promise you I do not shorten people’s song, speed them up, or change keys unless you ask me to- you’re just drunk as fuck and incapable of realizing it :)
November 3, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I promise you I do not shorten people’s song, speed them up, or change keys unless you ask me to- you’re just drunk as fuck and incapable of realizing it :)
Let’s see what you got goin on under the hood
November 2, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Let’s see what you got goin on under the hood
Love Halloween but the straight man in a clown suit honking his horn constantly saying “I could be Ed Gein but straight” I could deal without lol
November 1, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Love Halloween but the straight man in a clown suit honking his horn constantly saying “I could be Ed Gein but straight” I could deal without lol
It’s funny how low effort my costume looks given I made my pants, hat, bracelets, and earrings lollllll
November 1, 2025 at 2:07 AM
It’s funny how low effort my costume looks given I made my pants, hat, bracelets, and earrings lollllll
Call me a potato cause this bard is BAKED
October 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Call me a potato cause this bard is BAKED
Inconvenient as fuck that stress makes me hornier lol
October 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Inconvenient as fuck that stress makes me hornier lol
I’m literally horny for this brunch plate are you fucking kidding me
October 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I’m literally horny for this brunch plate are you fucking kidding me
DJed for a bit in my hood and- yall I might get glasses just for my hood cause I couldn’t see shit but it ROCKED
October 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
DJed for a bit in my hood and- yall I might get glasses just for my hood cause I couldn’t see shit but it ROCKED
Late night bard cock
October 23, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Late night bard cock
Bearification of jocks is a gift from Dionysus and Aphrodite- I can’t prove it but I fully stand behind my statement
October 23, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Bearification of jocks is a gift from Dionysus and Aphrodite- I can’t prove it but I fully stand behind my statement
Praying to the glue gods that this fucking costume dries and stays together for tomorrow
October 18, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Praying to the glue gods that this fucking costume dries and stays together for tomorrow
Girl my SOUL is tired
October 16, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Girl my SOUL is tired
Has someone already made a bottle of poppers called love potion no. 9? Cause that feels like a no brainer
October 6, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Has someone already made a bottle of poppers called love potion no. 9? Cause that feels like a no brainer
The way I’m going to sit in my jeep in silence and smoke a joint by myself when I’m off
September 29, 2025 at 4:19 AM
The way I’m going to sit in my jeep in silence and smoke a joint by myself when I’m off
Not me finding a singular doxyprep on the floor in the men’s room 💀 WHOEVER YOU ARE I HOPE YOU STILL TOOK ONE AND YOU HAD THE SLUTTIEST NIGYT 😘🥰
September 25, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Not me finding a singular doxyprep on the floor in the men’s room 💀 WHOEVER YOU ARE I HOPE YOU STILL TOOK ONE AND YOU HAD THE SLUTTIEST NIGYT 😘🥰
It’s your hit
September 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
It’s your hit
Sorry for wearing clothes but the disco night fit was really doing it for me tonight ❤️🧡💛🪩
September 22, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Sorry for wearing clothes but the disco night fit was really doing it for me tonight ❤️🧡💛🪩
I don’t think we talk enough about what a handsome man that raccoon from over the hedge was, honestly.
September 20, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I don’t think we talk enough about what a handsome man that raccoon from over the hedge was, honestly.
What do you mean all the boys walking to the 21 pilots concert wearing bandanas aren’t puppers and good boys who deserve scritches?!?
September 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM
What do you mean all the boys walking to the 21 pilots concert wearing bandanas aren’t puppers and good boys who deserve scritches?!?
This fuckin thing
September 17, 2025 at 6:41 PM
This fuckin thing
Some days I’m just along for the ride- and some days the ride is bumpier than others and that’s ok!!
August 25, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Some days I’m just along for the ride- and some days the ride is bumpier than others and that’s ok!!