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Uma Kompton @umakompton.bsky.social · Jan 11

First abortion of the year 🖇. Simon lost his licence drink driving so we have to take the train 🙄

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Uma Kompton @umakompton.bsky.social · Dec 21

Gays will go to med school and find a cure for dementia just to hear Wendy Williams‘ thoughts on Luigi Mangione

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Uma Kompton @umakompton.bsky.social · Jan 1

New year, same me cuz im perfect

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Uma Kompton @umakompton.bsky.social · Dec 30

Whatever happened to that plane that just disappeared like?????

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Uma Kompton @umakompton.bsky.social · Jan 4

The T in T-Shirt stands for Trans 🏳️‍⚧️

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Uma Kompton @umakompton.bsky.social · Jan 8

S(he) S(hits) (Her)self

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jai๊ @barbzworld.bsky.social · Jan 8

hes welcomed inside my home 👅

jai๊ @barbzworld.bsky.social · Jan 6

he can link me

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jai๊ @barbzworld.bsky.social · Jan 6

can he touch me next

gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · Dec 15

truly he has touched us all

A LinkedIn post from Ken Chang:

I think about Luigi Mangione a lot.

As a CEO, he would hate and possibly kill me.

Yet, I feel strangely drawn to him.

I can't stop imagining what if it were me on that street that night.

He approaches me holding a gun, but he doesn't shoot. We lock eyes.

I appeal to his humanity, and talk him down with my soothing words.

I tell him the only antidote to pain is love. And that he deserves love too.

He drops the gun.

We embrace and kiss.

Later, we are holding each other's warm thick bodies in bed. I say "See, CEOs aren't all bad."

He smiles. I get him to denounce his anti-capitalist ways.

He is saved.

God I wish it were me on that street that night.

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jai๊ @barbzworld.bsky.social · Jan 6

were all human we all make mistakes

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Uma Kompton @umakompton.bsky.social · Jan 1

Can i be the first one to get some robot dick

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Uma Kompton @umakompton.bsky.social · Dec 25

me showing up to dinner on Christmas just to get free food and suck my uncles dick after two glasses of wine

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Frank & Joe 🇨🇦 @thehardyboycats.bsky.social · Dec 24

Guy who stole my last French fry asking why I didn’t buy more

A closeup of an annoyed looking tabby cat with one fat polydactyl paw raised as if he just asked a question.
#CatsOfBlueSky

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jai๊ @barbzworld.bsky.social · Dec 15

you know what hell yeah

jai๊ @barbzworld.bsky.social · Dec 15

romantic

pollarik @pollarik.com · Dec 15

Warm thick bodies

gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · Dec 15

truly he has touched us all

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · Dec 15

Campbell’s witty response to this homophobe makes me want to enjoy some of their delicious chicken noodle soup right now! 🍜 🏳️‍🌈

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StickRaccoon @stickraccoon.bsky.social · Dec 14

He’s definitely not going to outlive his second term.

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Claire Smith-Garcia @clairesmith-garcia.bsky.social · Dec 14

What’s the legal blood alchol level that will get me out of my vehicular manslaughter charges?

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Uma Kompton @umakompton.bsky.social · Dec 13

That because Katy Perry's latest album was worse than murder

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jai๊ @barbzworld.bsky.social · Dec 7

it was 15,000 i think thats enough

jai๊ @barbzworld.bsky.social · Dec 7

guys i love all my followed democrat all republican because we have proven that we can can all hate nigel farrage

jai๊ @barbzworld.bsky.social · Dec 7

the sections r probs just how many straight men u hooked up with

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Uma Kompton @umakompton.bsky.social · Dec 5

UnitedHealthcare CEO gunman lookalike contest in my room 9pm tonight

Pop Base @popbase.tv · Dec 5

NYPD has released photos of the alleged gunman who killed the UnitedHealthcare CEO, Brian Thompson.

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jai๊ @barbzworld.bsky.social · Dec 5

i think it stores until the coma is done babs xx

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Uma Kompton @umakompton.bsky.social · Dec 4

Do females in a coma still get their periods, or does it stop until they wake up?

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