Ry
@banditmarshall.bsky.social
Godzilla on the outside/ Bugs Bunny on the Inside.
(-18+/ NSFW/ ALL KIDS OUT OF THE POOL!)
(-18+/ NSFW/ ALL KIDS OUT OF THE POOL!)
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Okay, so it's like this.
(Except I'm usually sweating more)
(Except I'm usually sweating more)
November 30, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Okay, so it's like this.
(Except I'm usually sweating more)
(Except I'm usually sweating more)
I'LL BE THE BIGGEST STAAAAAAR IN THIS *RACIST* COUNTRY SINGER'S BAAAR.
November 30, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I'LL BE THE BIGGEST STAAAAAAR IN THIS *RACIST* COUNTRY SINGER'S BAAAR.
Your room mate sleeps sprawled out in the couch like this all the time. You love sneaking through the living room hoping to get an eye full.
Kinda hoping he wakes up a little. He's *always* horny when he wakes up.
Kinda hoping he wakes up a little. He's *always* horny when he wakes up.
November 30, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Your room mate sleeps sprawled out in the couch like this all the time. You love sneaking through the living room hoping to get an eye full.
Kinda hoping he wakes up a little. He's *always* horny when he wakes up.
Kinda hoping he wakes up a little. He's *always* horny when he wakes up.
Trying to see if I can get this couple to come over.
As I feel behind I absolutely insist on taking dicks two at a time until I catch up.
As I feel behind I absolutely insist on taking dicks two at a time until I catch up.
November 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Trying to see if I can get this couple to come over.
As I feel behind I absolutely insist on taking dicks two at a time until I catch up.
As I feel behind I absolutely insist on taking dicks two at a time until I catch up.
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Best view in the house, bud.
November 29, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Best view in the house, bud.
Fixing up an old room divider I inherited from my thrift store days.
Definitely thinking about converting part of it into a glory hole 😈
Definitely thinking about converting part of it into a glory hole 😈
November 29, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Fixing up an old room divider I inherited from my thrift store days.
Definitely thinking about converting part of it into a glory hole 😈
Definitely thinking about converting part of it into a glory hole 😈
These lips were meant to be around a dick head.
November 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
These lips were meant to be around a dick head.
My definition of a quickie is:
I throw on the Bloodborne: The Old Hunters OST and whisper "One of us is cumming before that Orphan hits his 2nd phase."
I throw on the Bloodborne: The Old Hunters OST and whisper "One of us is cumming before that Orphan hits his 2nd phase."
November 29, 2025 at 1:46 PM
My definition of a quickie is:
I throw on the Bloodborne: The Old Hunters OST and whisper "One of us is cumming before that Orphan hits his 2nd phase."
I throw on the Bloodborne: The Old Hunters OST and whisper "One of us is cumming before that Orphan hits his 2nd phase."
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Best view in the house, bud.
November 29, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Best view in the house, bud.
Finally just redirecting dudes to this page when they ask for pics. Here they are, dude. I've already put the work in to make em available to everyone. You just gotta do the same now.
November 29, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Finally just redirecting dudes to this page when they ask for pics. Here they are, dude. I've already put the work in to make em available to everyone. You just gotta do the same now.
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Everyone in the top two floors of my apartment building are gone for the holiday weekend.
Decided to take advantage and beat it in the stairwell. Love a risky public jerk. 😈😈😈
(I could hear the people on first floor 🤫)
Decided to take advantage and beat it in the stairwell. Love a risky public jerk. 😈😈😈
(I could hear the people on first floor 🤫)
November 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Everyone in the top two floors of my apartment building are gone for the holiday weekend.
Decided to take advantage and beat it in the stairwell. Love a risky public jerk. 😈😈😈
(I could hear the people on first floor 🤫)
Decided to take advantage and beat it in the stairwell. Love a risky public jerk. 😈😈😈
(I could hear the people on first floor 🤫)
BAKA MITAI GOES ON THE SEX PLAYLIST OR I'M LEAVING.
November 28, 2025 at 1:13 PM
BAKA MITAI GOES ON THE SEX PLAYLIST OR I'M LEAVING.
The way my fat hairy ass is built for this cold ass weather. My caveman and native genes just out fucking in a blizzard. Sweating down the entire time.
November 28, 2025 at 12:34 PM
The way my fat hairy ass is built for this cold ass weather. My caveman and native genes just out fucking in a blizzard. Sweating down the entire time.
Honestly, fuck seein the dick*. I get more of a hot rise out of catching a glimpse of someone's bush irl.
(*who am I kidding. Show me that dick)
(*who am I kidding. Show me that dick)
November 28, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Honestly, fuck seein the dick*. I get more of a hot rise out of catching a glimpse of someone's bush irl.
(*who am I kidding. Show me that dick)
(*who am I kidding. Show me that dick)
Arms looked nice.
That's really it.
That's really it.
November 28, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Arms looked nice.
That's really it.
That's really it.
Anyone else kinda turned off when you ask someone what they're into (spicy version) and they give a suuuper generalized really non-committal answer?
Nah. I wanna know what you're *into*.
Cause I wanna know if I can be the guy to deliver that for you.
Expectations! A concept.
Nah. I wanna know what you're *into*.
Cause I wanna know if I can be the guy to deliver that for you.
Expectations! A concept.
November 28, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Anyone else kinda turned off when you ask someone what they're into (spicy version) and they give a suuuper generalized really non-committal answer?
Nah. I wanna know what you're *into*.
Cause I wanna know if I can be the guy to deliver that for you.
Expectations! A concept.
Nah. I wanna know what you're *into*.
Cause I wanna know if I can be the guy to deliver that for you.
Expectations! A concept.
You come home early. Sneaking in to make sure you don't wake up your roommate, but you find him beating his fat cock on the couch.
When he sees you he doesn't stop.
In fact, he seems happy to see you.
Do you join him?
When he sees you he doesn't stop.
In fact, he seems happy to see you.
Do you join him?
November 28, 2025 at 3:11 AM
You come home early. Sneaking in to make sure you don't wake up your roommate, but you find him beating his fat cock on the couch.
When he sees you he doesn't stop.
In fact, he seems happy to see you.
Do you join him?
When he sees you he doesn't stop.
In fact, he seems happy to see you.
Do you join him?
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Wake up, nerd. It's time to eat.
November 27, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Wake up, nerd. It's time to eat.
(Still at that stage where it's deadass goofy as fuck to hear myself on camera. 😅 Tryna get more comfortable with that.)
November 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
(Still at that stage where it's deadass goofy as fuck to hear myself on camera. 😅 Tryna get more comfortable with that.)
Be Thankful today, yes.
But also-
Turn to your nearest Native friend.
Apologize. Just in general.
Then. Suck. Their. Cock.
But also-
Turn to your nearest Native friend.
Apologize. Just in general.
Then. Suck. Their. Cock.
November 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Be Thankful today, yes.
But also-
Turn to your nearest Native friend.
Apologize. Just in general.
Then. Suck. Their. Cock.
But also-
Turn to your nearest Native friend.
Apologize. Just in general.
Then. Suck. Their. Cock.
Playing Dark Souls 2 for the first time.
Why am I immediately more taken with it than I ever have DS3?
Why am I immediately more taken with it than I ever have DS3?
November 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Playing Dark Souls 2 for the first time.
Why am I immediately more taken with it than I ever have DS3?
Why am I immediately more taken with it than I ever have DS3?